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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-09-2012, 12:48 PM
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Dear Jesus-hater,
I applaud you for recognizing that "doctors" are not to be trusted. If more people would rely on fervent prayer for their physical ailments, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Dear Mr. Z. Smyth,
I'd love to see you having a heart transplant done by praying. Really... no doctors... just you and a heart in front of you... Now that would be a miracle...
Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us
Valē habēque somnia suāvēs!
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02-09-2012, 12:56 PM
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Dear Mr. Z. Smyth,
I'd love to see you having a heart transplant done by praying. Really... no doctors... just you and a heart in front of you... Now that would be a miracle...
Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us
Valē habēque somnia suāvēs!
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Friend, in our world there would be no need of Transplants.
God can heal anything.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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02-09-2012, 12:59 PM
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Friend, in our world there would be no need of Transplants.
God can heal anything.
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Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.
So please show me how you're healing a broken leg with a prayer?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-09-2012, 01:02 PM
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Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.
So please show me how you're healing a broken leg with a prayer?
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Duh............ I don't have a broken leg. How can I show you?
You aren't from around these parts are you?
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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02-09-2012, 01:19 PM
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Duh............ I don't have a broken leg. How can I show you?
You aren't from around these parts are you?
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What parts Talitha?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-09-2012, 01:19 PM
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Or at least cure a cold with prayers only... Please make this miracle for us
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Your colds don't get better after a few days of vigorous praying?
God must really hate you!
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02-09-2012, 01:26 PM
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Your colds don't get better after a few days of vigorous praying?
God must really hate you!
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My colds usually don't last more than 2-3 days... without praying. Yours? Instant cured I presume...
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02-09-2012, 01:31 PM
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My colds usually don't last more than 2-3 days... without praying. Yours? Instant cured I presume...
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So how can you say God doesn't cure colds? You implied you didn't think a cold could be cured, which I must say surprised me somewhat.
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02-09-2012, 01:35 PM
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So how can you say God doesn't cure colds? You implied you didn't think a cold could be cured, which I must say surprised me somewhat.
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Please read carefully what I've said. I said YOU can't cure anything.
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02-09-2012, 01:36 PM
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Please read carefully what I've said. I said YOU can't cure anything.
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That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
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02-09-2012, 02:18 PM
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That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
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Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.
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02-09-2012, 04:45 PM
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Right. God can heal anything... through our doctor friends, through medicine, through the plant properties, etc.
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Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.
And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
Mark 1:34
If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-09-2012, 05:57 PM
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Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.
And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
Mark 1:34
If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.
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Amen, sister! Jesus is a true healer.
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02-09-2012, 08:29 PM
You see our Loving Savior, like His Heavenly Father God Almighty, isn't a paranoid, insecure, homicidal, control freak, narcissist needing constant praise so Christ is content to lead mortal doctors and the pharmaceutical industry claim credit for The Good Lord's TRUE miracles. Christ just sits back and smiles at the doctors knowing they will be burning in Hell for their false pride.
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02-10-2012, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Jesus healed without any doctors, friends, medicine, or plants. Through His Divine Authority disease and demons left those inflicted, those who had faith anyway.
And he healed many that were sick of divers diseases, and cast out many devils; and suffered not the devils to speak, because they knew him.
Mark 1:34
If Jesus/God could do it then, God/Jesus can do it now. All it takes is sincere faith.
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Yes, Jesus/God not you motherpiffleers! You can't cure shit!
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02-10-2012, 11:36 AM
I can't say it any better than Brother Redeemed has already told you.
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That's correct. God cures things. Well done.
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John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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02-10-2012, 05:00 PM
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Yes, Jesus/God not you motherpiffleers! You can't cure shit!
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Wow, such anger. Such pain. What happened to you that you are so angry with God?
To reply to your comment, you are right. We cannot cure. It is the LORD who cures. All we can supply is faith. If you have faith, real, genuine, unreserved faith, you will be cured of any and all ailments. It's true.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-11-2012, 04:55 AM
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Yes, Jesus/God not you motherpiffleers! You can't cure shit!
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Why would anyone want to cure shit?
God knows what we should do with it.
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Deut. 23:13-14: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-17-2012, 12:41 PM
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Wow, such anger. Such pain. What happened to you that you are so angry with God?
To reply to your comment, you are right. We cannot cure. It is the LORD who cures. All we can supply is faith. If you have faith, real, genuine, unreserved faith, you will be cured of any and all ailments. It's true.
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great! waw! an onest answer! you can't do anything but point fingers and complain/blame anyone else who thinks diffrently!!!! thank you!!!
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Why would anyone want to cure shit?
God knows what we should do with it.
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dude... you're just dumb! try using your brain for once ... mister stud
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-17-2012, 12:51 PM
Using brains to cure shit (I assume you mean like curing bacon) would not work.
Idiot.
Praise Jesus!
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