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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
06-19-2011, 08:21 PM
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You can bet on that french people smell bad miss Felicity . Even worse than the danish vikings back then.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
06-20-2011, 04:08 AM
I had the utter misfortune of going to France with Charlie, and I can say it is absolutely miserable. The people smell bad, the food tastes bad, and it is full of communist, American hating mormons. My Charlie wore his favorite "God Bless America" shirt, and some french liebral actually walked up to us and insulted President Bush! Charlie was so offended all he could do was spit in that dirty frenchman's face! Serves him right for insulting our great nation.
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06-20-2011, 04:47 AM
The reason Frenchmen smell so horrible is due to all of the anal sex they have, coupled with the fact that they do not shower.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
06-27-2011, 12:37 AM
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1.The Eiffel Tower
The French build this to mock God and show that they are more Powerfull then Him. They behave like
the Babylonian, who tried to build The Tower Of Babel. So France is the new Babylon!
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Well and USA have the World Trade Center, so what?
Oh, wait...
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06-27-2011, 01:50 AM
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Well and USA have the World Trade Center, so what?
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You should feel deep sympathy for all Americans, who suffered vicariously with the victims of the attacks of September 11th, especially those who lived within the city limits of New York City, or worked in the Pentagon. All Americans are entitled to sympathy, and those who do not offer it are terrorist sympathizers. Therefore I take offense to this post and demand you censor yourself in the future.
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07-01-2011, 05:37 PM
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Well and USA have the World Trade Center, so what?
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America lost thousand of citizens. And how many did Al Qeada lose? 3-4 people?
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07-01-2011, 05:43 PM
All Christian Americans are martyrs, because September 11th was an attack on American Christianity.
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07-01-2011, 08:07 PM
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All Christian Americans are martyrs, because September 11th was an attack on American Christianity.
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Let's all fight together against people like mudslimes and joos.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-01-2011, 09:03 PM
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Well and USA have the World Trade Center, so what?
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HAHA! brilliant! :'D
..Well, we do have smypathy for americans. Just not you lot.
Do you think it's civilized to go around harassing human beings?
Get your priorities straight first. The emotions of human beings are more important than "the after-life".
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-02-2011, 12:39 AM
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HAHA! brilliant! :'D
..Well, we do have smypathy for americans. Just not you lot.
Do you think it's civilized to go around harassing human beings?
Get your priorities straight first. The emotions of human beings are more important than "the after-life".
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-02-2011, 12:49 AM
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Do you think it's civilized to go around harassing human beings?
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Spreading the Good News about Christ's temporary death on the cross at Calvary is NOT "harrassing human beings!"
If you had a friend who was drunk, and he wanted to drive a car, would you stand by and let him? Would you wrestle the keys out of his hand if neccessary, in order to save his life? Would you listen to him at all if he accused you of "harrassing him?"
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-12-2011, 11:03 PM
as a french, i have to be fair: we also have a lot of reason to resent america. For one thing, if it weren't for you, we'd be all speaking german by now. and that always looks good on a resume.
And france is not that violent: violence is mainly aimed against jews and cars, very rarely against people.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-12-2011, 11:08 PM
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as a french, i have to be fair: we also have a lot of reason to resent america. For one thing, if it weren't for you, we'd be all speaking german by now. and that always looks good on a resume.
And france is not that violent: violence is mainly aimed against jews and cars, very rarely against people.
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You always drop your rifles and run.
In light of that fact no time for violence. You had better take time to read the Bible.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-20-2011, 03:20 PM
Would you agree that Catholicism has made a mockery of the modern Christian faith, and that is also another reason why God dislikes France because of all the Catholics?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-20-2011, 10:26 PM
Yeah! I totally agree with you! How dare they? Those French fruitcups! I mean, look all the filth they brought upon our great country of America.
Like..
Detroit and New Orleans, Green bay, St. Louis. And many other, Good god! Why dont we just nuke that country?? God damn Russians!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-20-2011, 10:29 PM
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Yeah! I totally agree with you! How dare they? Those French fruitcups! I mean, look all the filth they brought upon our great country of America.
Like..
Detroit and New Orleans, Green bay, St. Louis. And many other, Good god! Why dont we just nuke that country?? God damn Russians!
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Friend the Russians are responsible for the Left Coast; Washington, Oregon, California and other NOT Real American places.
Perhaps next time you don't post while under the influence of meth?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-20-2011, 11:21 PM
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Friend the Russians are responsible for the Left Coast; Washington, Oregon, California and other NOT Real American places.
Perhaps next time you don't post while under the influence of meth?
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Im sorry, i was just trying to fit in..
Anyway, actually, Washington was founded by English colonists who drove away the Native-indians who lived there..
Oregon, sure, Russians were there, but in very small numbers, Most of oregon was founded by people of Germanic descent aswell as English (British, that is)
Russian Colonists only seized Northeren California, not all of it. But i'll give you credit for that one!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE! -
07-20-2011, 11:26 PM
Also, im terribly sorry about the Racism, English is not my native langauge, honestly i wasn't aware that fruitcup was a racist term. I do apologise! I just thought it sounded funny
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 04:49 PM
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Sure if you include places like California or Jew York City, but those aren't Real America.
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New York isn't that terrible. Considering how many visitors we get from the Midwest yearly (which is a lot) I wouldn't be too quick to condemn NYC. We're the reason for your beloved Patriot Act. Just saying.
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Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
03-20-2012, 05:00 PM
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New York isn't that terrible. Considering how many visitors we get from the Midwest yearly (which is a lot) I wouldn't be too quick to condemn NYC. We're the reason for your beloved Patriot Act. Just saying.
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This isn't about good or bad friend, its about authentic and inauthentic. New York isn't part of REAL America for years.
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