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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-15-2013, 01:09 PM

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Introducing functional wings to the current shape of a horse is a bit of a drastic change compared to a change in the fur's pattern, don't you think?
Less drastic than sprouting them from primeval slime.

Breeding desired characteristics is impossible then, unless one restricts oneself to the characteristics you desire.

I don't suppose you understand what that means. God is no longer creating birds. All creation was finished by day 5 except for humans (day 6) and rest (day 7) if He was planning to create any new birds, say on day 105, He would not have explained to us that He'd finished His creation which He did here:
Genesis 2:1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. KJV
Despite my having presented strong evidence, the word of The Creator Himself, that all the birds were created in 1 day, wings and all (however drastic a change requiring infinite time according to you that may be, compared to whatever wingless ancestor you imagine they "descended" from) you contine:

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Also, are you implying that the Lord is incapable of doing what from a human perspectve is a "drastic" change to say the least in 1 day?
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-24-2013, 01:00 PM

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proves your grandfather was a apes?
Humans didnt evolve from apes - we both share a common ancestor whos evolutionary path split giving us humans and apes


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Humans didnt evolve from apes - we both share a common ancestor whos evolutionary path split giving us humans and apes
That's just silly! That would mean at family reunions, some families would be humans and some would be apes. Have you ever heard of such a thing?



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-25-2013, 02:15 AM

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Humans didnt evolve from apes - we both share a common ancestor whos evolutionary path split giving us humans and apes

SHHHHHHH........

Don't tell the scientists, because we all know that Tommy Long knows more about the Bible than any Christian and knows more about science than any scientist.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 03-09-2013, 01:02 PM

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 03-24-2013, 02:09 PM

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 03-24-2013, 05:37 PM

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I have, and I came to the conclusion it's not true. I also found it hilarious.
Let me assure you that you will not be finding anything "hilarious" once Jesus wads you up and casts you into hell. Satan will peel you like a grape and use you as his favorite party ewe.

Though Jesus and I will find that hilarious.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-12-2013, 12:36 PM

Is it not possible that evolution answers the question of how and not of why? I do not believe in God but I could understand if people who do, see evolution as a tool of God. If you believe in God and that what is said in the Bible is true do you HAVE to believe that evolution does not happen? Could it not be possible for God to have started evolution with as goal the creation of everything we see around us now? In the end the bible is written not by god himself but by apostles and as they where men of flesh and blood is it not possible that we should not take the Bible literally?
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-12-2013, 04:30 PM

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Is it not possible that evolution answers the question of how and not of why?
No dear. That would only be true of the LORD were a liar, or a trickster, or suffered dementia when He inspired Genesis to be written.

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I do not believe in God but I could understand if people who do, see evolution as a tool of God. If you believe in God and that what is said in the Bible is true do you HAVE to believe that evolution does not happen? Could it not be possible for God to have started evolution with as goal the creation of everything we see around us now? In the end the bible is written not by god himself but by apostles and as they where men of flesh and blood is it not possible that we should not take the Bible literally?
The problem with this little theory is that the Fall of Man was what prompted the Son of God to become Incarnate in the first place (Genesis 3:15). Why would God the Father and God the Son go to all the trouble to devise their little plan of sacrificing Himself unto Himself to satisfy the bloodlust demanded throughout the entire Old Testament if there was no actual Fall? No actual Sin imposed on mankind?

It wouldn't make sense that the wages of Sin is Death (Romans 6:23), if Sin was not a real thing but an allegorical concept. Why would the Holy Bible teach us that all our righteousnesses are "as filthy rags" (Isaiah 64:6), if righteousness was an allegorical concept? No, friend. Ever since Adam’s sin, every human has been guilty of disobeying God’s righteous laws (Romans 3:23). That means we all deserve Death, that means we Need a Savior. None of it would work if this silly theory of evolution were actually true.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-12-2013, 07:20 PM

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Is it not possible that evolution answers the question of how and not of why? I do not believe in God but I could understand if people who do, see evolution as a tool of God. If you believe in God and that what is said in the Bible is true do you HAVE to believe that evolution does not happen? Could it not be possible for God to have started evolution with as goal the creation of everything we see around us now? In the end the bible is written not by god himself but by apostles and as they where men of flesh and blood is it not possible that we should not take the Bible literally?
The answer is simple. Evolution does not provide all the answers as detailed here. However The Bible does answer all questions with the "God did it, because He felt like it" hypotheses.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-13-2013, 04:39 AM

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Is it not possible that evolution answers the question of how and not of why?
No, it is not possible. Look at what you're saying in context.

In the context of what actually exists. One thing we have is The Bible:

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Yes you do. The time line explained by God is incompatible with false beliefs such as Darwinism. The secularist delusion has conjured up a different sequence of "emergence" of species in a different biochemical landscape over a different period of time. The two have nothing in common (except the fact that we do actually exist).

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It could not.

Everything we see around us now includes everything we see around us now. For God to have started evolution with this as His objective would mean that He created electrons (you have not suggested at what point "evolution" took over from Creation so I'll assume you mean somewhere in between creation of dirt and creation of living cells as described in the biology agenda) created electrons, then, in such a way as to enable "chemistry" but with most of the organic compounds not in existence—the organic compounds we see around us now—but latent, requiring "evolution" to deliver this facet of Everything we see around us now.

That would mean that one purpose of the suffering of all mammals was to synthesize the methylenedioxymethamphetamine sulphate molecule. The selective pressure exerted upon whole populations of migrating wildebeest with myriad upon myriad of their number being trampled under stampeding hooves into the reeking mud and blood and urine and excrement of Azanian rivers having as an objective the crack-cocaine configuration. That necessarily includes all the crack whores as part of God's goal in starting evolution to enable the creation of Everything we see around us now because crack whores are a part of Everything we see around us now and thereby included. It gets better. At least crack cocaine or crystal meth makes the harlot feel like adopting such a career structure, whether for pay or not but since the molecules in question are not actually free, she might as well charge. But consider the chloroform or heroin addict. Neither compound is noted as an aphrodisiac. Chloroform is an anæsthetic and all hypnotics are named after the god-of-sleep with morphine compounds in particular derived from Morpheus, the god-of-dreams FOR A REASON. The smackhead rentboy then is slutting only to pay for his junk. How either he or his tart girlfriend ever get any custom may be a mystery (it certainly is to me) but nevertheless within your paradigm all this is not only an aspect of evolution's rich tapestry but PART OF GOD'S GOAL IN STARTING THAT VERY EVOLUTION can you see where this is leading yet.



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In reality it is a grotesque pageant. One outcome has been for philosophers to announce that we do not exist at all.
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Perhaps anticipating folly such as yours and whether you realise it or not, The Bible also tells us
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-21-2013, 03:27 PM

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Even before Darwin, it was geologists who began to claim that the Earth is older than 6004 years. And modern geology stubbornly refuses to yield up its hidden proof of a universal flood, or the recent and coeval existence of all creatures, living and extinct.
At least we had rational people in those days.

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Invented all sorts of laws, like decay rates of isotopes, the non-decaying speed of light, the refraction of light to produce rainbows, etc., all of which disagree with the the Book of Genesis.
Proves the book of Genesis is false.

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Astronomers and anyone who talks about "stars"

The Book of revelations states that stars are little things which can fall to earth. (Revelations 1:16, 6:13, 8:10, 9:1, 12:4) Astronomers made up lies about them being bigger than earth and far away.
Astronomers making up lies? Why? We have evidence, 100% evidence, stars are other suns, bigger and smaller than ours. We can calculate the size of our sun and distance if you have a good understanding of mathematics, which, by the looks of it, you don't. Open your eyes!

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Mathematics teachers and other believers in Pi

In the Bible Pi is a neat 3 (reflecting the trinity, no doubt) while math teachers believe it is an ugly, messy 3.14159. Despite some legal attempts in some state legislatures to return it to the divine purity of 3, pi has hardened its heart and refused to conform to the biblically prescribed norm.
Pi is infinite and cannot be fully written out. Have you ever heard the term 'estimate'?. Only if you're being super technical. It gives the dimensions of a lake/pond somewhere in the Bible and if you actually calculate the area versus the area that is given in the Bible, you'll find that it is off. The way to make it fit is by making pi a round number.

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Meterologists and weathermen and pilots

The Bible clearly states that the sky is a solid dome, a "firmament," which was firm enough to separate waters above it from those below on the Earth. By Noah's time it was still solid enough to have windows in it that had to be opened to let the rain through. I think that false-Christians that spite on God's face by calling it "poetic metaphor" have given in to the godless materialists! The Bible really is literal, in the true sense of the word. The sky was a hard firmament with windows in it-and anybody who says different is a mealy-mouthed evolution-sympathizer.
You must be seriously joking? Not trusting Pilots? Why don't you get on a plane and fly up, up, and up. See where you end up.

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Police who won't arrest evil-utionists

Everyone knows that belief in evolution destroys their faith in the Bible,
Good.

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so naturally they have no moral guide and no fear of eternal damnation, and since they think we came from monkeys, they see ourselves as animals with no eternal souls. So, prisons should be filled with atheists. But they aren't - obviously the police are in on the conspiracy.
Why should they all be in prison? We atheist don't need a book to tell us how to love, be nice and honest with people. Most atheists are nice.

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People who belive in Craters

Few things are eviler than scientists that invented all those pesky asteroid craters which are supposedly found all over the planet, throughout all geological strata. The Bible is silent on such devastating impacts as Meteor Crater in Arizona, the Ring Lakes in Quebec, and that biggie that they claim dusted off the dinosaurs and created all that my beautiful beachfront property on the Yucatan peninsula.
Again, must prove the bible is wrong. Therefore, God doesn't exist.

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People who Believe in Other Planets and the Moon Landing Hoax

Anybody notice that, rather convieniently for the gay-marryers, in the last few years astronomers, have begun to discover other planets around other suns (over 100 supposedly located so far) ?
We've discovered so many more.

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There is not one line in the scientifically accurate Bible which acknowledge that there are other worlds. In fact, the Bible clearly states the the moon is nothing but a "lesser light" hung in the sky. (Genesis 1:16) If it was possible to walk on the moon, the bible would say so.
Well, we 100% know other planets are out there, and suns, therefore, again, the bible is WRONG! You're not doing very good here proving it is true.

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Clearly NASA was a typical waste of tax dollars, the money was obviously sent to pay black women to breed more.
They're not wasting our tax dollars. They are using it to find the truth in the universe.
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You don't have to spend zillions of dollars and travel to the ends of the universe to find the Truth®.

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