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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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05-11-2016, 03:51 PM
Boy scouts are such blessings.
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05-11-2016, 06:19 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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05-11-2016, 07:58 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-11-2016, 07:59 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-11-2016, 08:06 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-11-2016, 09:38 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-11-2016, 09:48 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-11-2016, 09:56 PM
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-12-2016, 05:17 PM
Got these ones for the nieces and nephews to help them stop being so crappy.
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05-15-2016, 04:24 AM
This was one of my favorites when I was a child.
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05-24-2016, 05:06 AM
Everyone on this website is so gullible. That book cover about that Samantha kid is obviously edited. I mean, who would write a book that stupid? The real book is called "Samantha Learns a Lesson" from the American Girl series, and it's a good book about history. That book title describes you perfectly, though.
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05-24-2016, 02:25 PM
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Everyone on this website is so gullible.
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Excuse me, sweetie, so now we're "gullible" just because we trust the Holy Bible 100%?
Well, in that case, I prefer to be gullible rather than hellbound!
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05-24-2016, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by katajrocker
Everyone on this website is so gullible. That book cover about that Samantha kid is obviously edited. I mean, who would write a book that stupid? The real book is called "Samantha Learns a Lesson" from the American Girl series, and it's a good book about history. That book title describes you perfectly, though.
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When your financial adviser tells you the stocks held in your margin account are going to split, are you gullible if you short sell?
When your Mexican gardener tells you that your heirloom tomatoes are infested with aphids, are you gullible to spray with pesticide?
When you see a Negro skulking around your neighborhood, are you gullible to arm your city watch and confront him?
When the meteorologist announces a tornado warning, are you gullible to have the Darkie chauffeur drive the Missus and your kids to safety while you and the house staff brave the storm in your 2,280 square foot soundproof storm cellar/basement?
When your Pastor says there is a 90% chance of hellfire if a new jet isn't purchased for the ministry, are you gullible when you write a check for $250,000 on the spot?
You really need to look up the word 'gullible' in the dictionary. Sheesh!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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05-24-2016, 09:48 PM
Woah lady, that's not what I said. I meant that you can't just believe something is true because you see it (this doesn't apply for anything theological, though) But you say a lot of things are "evil" because of a book title with the character on it, such as the "Elmo experiments" photo on the "why Sesame Street is bad" forum. Next time, can you PLEASE check if something is real BEFORE you post about it?
Reply to Des: Alright then, I looked it up, and I admit that "naive" is a more proper word. But you don't get my point, some people here are easily fooled into believing something fake is true, such as the book title. I've read the book when I was younger, and it actually has a good moral and a good glimpse of history.
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05-25-2016, 07:22 AM
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Woah lady, that's not what I said. I meant that you can't just believe something is true because you see it (this doesn't apply for anything theological, though) But you say a lot of things are "evil" because of a book title with the character on it, such as the "Elmo experiments" photo on the "why Sesame Street is bad" forum. Next time, can you PLEASE check if something is real BEFORE you post about it?
Reply to Des: Alright then, I looked it up, and I admit that "naive" is a more proper word. But you don't get my point, some people here are easily fooled into believing something fake is true, such as the book title. I've read the book when I was younger, and it actually has a good moral and a good glimpse of history.
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Now see here, you vicious little cornholer: it's just a matter of time until Jesus picks you up by the scruff of your neck and tosses you into His lovingly designed blast-furnace, and the sooner the better as far as we decent folk are concerned. Be gone, and torment us no more, demon.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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05-25-2016, 03:18 PM
This is a good bedtime book to read to your children. But, be sure and also read the scriptures that tell them why Uncle Jerry will be burning in with all the other homosexuals.
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Romans 1:26-28“For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper.”
First Corinthians 1:6-10 “Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”
First Timothy 1:9-11“Understanding this that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.”
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Re: Great books for children -
05-25-2016, 03:31 PM
What did I do wrong?
Answer: NOTHING!
I was just stating my opinion, I didn't say nothin against God,Mao why is this your problem?
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05-25-2016, 04:32 PM
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What did I do wrong?
Answer: NOTHING!
I was just stating my opinion, I didn't say nothin against God,Mao why is this your problem?
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yo opinion don't matter much to anyone, specially not here
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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09-27-2016, 12:15 AM
Nana Hillary Goes to Prison.
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09-27-2016, 05:31 AM
And if our liberal government won't put her where she belongs, Jesus will banish her to the eternal prison of Hell! I'm just praying that Mr. Trump wins and clearly shows us all why a woman is unfit to be president.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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