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A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-12-2015, 10:57 PM
My name is Eucharista McBride. I am a mother of four, three boys and a girl. I have been married for almost 15 years and I thank God for the privilege of child rearing and husband serving. We worship at the Durham Methodist Chapel (Praise Our Lord!) where I have been given the honour of making tea and servicing the congregation as seen fit. My favourite part of the Bible is any bit where the God Lord smites the whores. Dirty whores must of necessity be smitten at all times and in all places. I also enjoy the bits where the Good Lord arbitrarily slays anyone. 'Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty two boys.' 2 kings 2:24. Righteous judgement was brought to bear upon those who would mock a sheen head. Praise the Lord! I confess that I have never found Jesus on account of my never having lost him in the first place. Praise the Lord but I was born proper Christian and I do aim to die likewise. I say Good day to you all for now.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-12-2015, 11:21 PM
I should add that of course I have my husband's consent to post here. It was well worth the beating and the rock salt he rubbed into my gaping wounds. Praise the Lord.
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06-12-2015, 11:26 PM
Welcome then, friend. John 3:7 tells us that we must be born again. We know that without the gift of salvation, there is no admission to Heaven. We are not born saved. Rather, we are born with the stain of sin and we must come to Jesus of our own volition. These facts are not something you will learn in a Methodist Church.
My advice is to throw off the Methodist yoke and find a personal relationship with Jesus. Ye must be born again to get to Heaven. It's that or Hell.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-12-2015, 11:37 PM
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Welcome then, friend. John 3:7 tells us that we must be born again. We know that without the gift of salvation, there is no admission to Heaven. We are not born saved. Rather, we are born with the stain of sin and we must come to Jesus of our own volition. These facts are not something you will learn in a Methodist Church.
My advice is to throw off the Methodist yoke and find a personal relationship with Jesus. Ye must be born again to get to Heaven. It's that or Hell.
God Bless!
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Oh Good Sir I am heavy with the stain of Eve's sin and as I live and breathe I know that as a woman I cannot be your equal. With the True Love of Jesus snd the loving horse whip of a good man, I might one day be worthy of Jesus' Love. God saw fit to create me woman and I must live cursed but blessed to serve. I would endure all the hot irons my husband would place upon my naked breast (deserved and Righteous inflicted pain) if one day I might be called a Baptist. Till that day I remain Unsaved Trash. I have no illusion about that.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-12-2015, 11:43 PM
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Oh Good Sir I am heavy with the stain of Eve's sin and as I live and breathe I know that as a woman I cannot be your equal. With the True Love of Jesus snd the loving horse whip of a good man, I might one day be worthy of Jesus' Love. God saw fit to create me woman and I must live cursed but blessed to serve. I would endure all the hot irons my husband would place upon my naked breast (deserved and Righteous inflicted pain) if one day I might be called a Baptist. Till that day I remain Unsaved Trash. I have no illusion about that.
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There is hope for your salvation. God has guided you here and you clearly know your place.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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06-12-2015, 11:46 PM
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There is hope for your salvation. God has guided you here and you clearly know your place.
God Bless!
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The Lord be praised for your kind words, Sir.
May He forgive me my arrogant Pride in rejoicing at your words of love.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-13-2015, 12:40 AM
to God's favorite forum, dear, and thank you for your lovely introduction.
I am somewhat concerned about your husband leading you to a Methodist church instead of a Baptist one. (I always wonder, too, where does the name "Methodist" come from - does your pastor has a meth lab in the basement?)
Well, I know that whatever happens, it will be God's will. Maybe God wants to send your family to ?
Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Who are we to object, right?
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06-13-2015, 12:49 AM
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to God's favorite forum, dear, and thank you for your lovely introduction.
I am somewhat concerned about your husband leading you to a Methodist church instead of a Baptist one. (I always wonder, too, where does the name "Methodist" come from - does your pastor has a meth lab in the basement?)
Well, I know that whatever happens, it will be God's will. Maybe God wants to send your family to ?
Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Who are we to object, right?
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You speak with God in your heart kind sir. I am but a lowly woman, subject to my husband's will but I pray that with God's love I may rise about his ignorance. It is not my place to speak with such as you and I burn with embarrassment at my impudence. Yet there is much canker in my husband's Church. I am one with you, in the Perseverance of Saints but I beg that you do not tell this to my husband as the beating would be cruel and justified.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-13-2015, 12:53 AM
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You speak with God in your heart kind sir.
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Ehem. You can call me Miss Basilissa or Sister Basilissa, dear.
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I am but a lowly woman, subject to my husband's will but I pray that with God's love I may rise about his ignorance. It is not my place to speak with such as you and I burn with embarrassment at my impudence. Yet there is much canker in my husband's Church. I am one with you, in the Perseverance of Saints but I beg that you do not tell this to my husband as the beating would be cruel and justified.
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Well. When you do get that beating, just remember to than Jesus for giving you such a caring and loving husband, dear:
Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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06-13-2015, 01:02 AM
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Ehem. You can call me Miss Basilissa or Sister Basilissa, dear.
Well. When you do get that beating, just remember to than Jesus for giving you such a caring and loving husband, dear:
Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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No offence intended Sister Basilissa. In a world of sodomised transgendering a man may appear to be that which God never intended. A man is Sir and a woman is there to tend him. We call women Miss or Mrs but an unmarried woman is a warning.
1 Corinthians 7 'Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.'
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06-13-2015, 01:06 AM
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No offence intended Sister Basilissa. In a world of sodomised transgendering a man may appear to be that which God never intended. A man is Sir and a woman is there to tend him. We call women Miss or Mrs but an unmarried woman is a warning.
1 Corinthians 7 'Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.'
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I keep waiting for Jesus to find me a perfect True Christian™ man, dear. I have no doubts that one of these days, He will. In the meantime, I just remain to be a spiritual heavenly bride of Jesus.
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06-13-2015, 01:06 AM
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No offence intended Sister Basilissa. In a world of sodomised transgendering a man may appear to be that which God never intended. A man is Sir and a woman is there to tend him. We call women Miss or Mrs but an unmarried woman is a warning.
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Why so uppity, friend? Sister Basilissa is a True Christian™ woman and a dear, respectable example of a virtuous woman. Perhaps you'd like to consider your comments and pass them before your husband before posting again.
Welcome to our friendly forums, dear.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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06-13-2015, 01:13 AM
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Why so uppity, friend? Sister Basilissa is a True Christian™ woman and a dear, respectable example of a virtuous woman. Perhaps you'd like to consider your comments and pass them before your husband before posting again.
Welcome to our friendly forums, dear.
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Pride is a sin Mary Etheldreda and I would gladly burn the limb that was proud. Sister Basilissa is clearly a True Christian woman and the inclusion of her title beside her avatar would help ignorant, Unsaved Trash such as myself. I have myself, only recently mastered my letters, though my husband has warned me that in a woman, literacy is always the Devil's work.
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06-13-2015, 01:20 AM
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Pride is a sin Mary Etheldreda and I would gladly burn the limb that was proud. Sister Basilissa is clearly a True Christian woman and the inclusion of her title beside her avatar would help ignorant, Unsaved Trash such as myself. I have myself, only recently mastered my letters, though my husband has warned me that in a woman, literacy is always the Devil's work.
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Your husband sounds like his heart is in the right place. I do hope he will reconsider his devotion to John and Charles Wesley's Methodist foolishness. The Wesley boys were both effeminate and cowardly, and nothing good came from their waltzing through the Wild West on horseback looking for their own Brokeback Mountain experiences.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-13-2015, 03:05 AM
Welcome, Mrs. McBride!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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06-13-2015, 08:25 PM
Welcome to the forum.
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-13-2015, 09:17 PM
Hello and welcome, Mackem Methodist. McBride - is your husband Irish? I wasn't aware that there were any Irish Methodists. Perhaps, given your location, he is a Scotchman?
I am very concerned for you, in particular your reference to the Perseverance of Saints. Are you some sort of Catholic pretending to be a Methodist?
Proverbs 12:22
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Re: A righteous greeting to all of Godly Intention -
06-14-2015, 01:31 AM
Welcome dear, it sounds like you have a good husband. Why I got a shiner for overheating my husband's pie yesterday. You must pray for your husband and not be uppity. Here's a verse to encourage you. "Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4. But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement. 7. Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered." 1 Peter 3:1-7
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