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Default Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 06:03 AM

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Question Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 06:17 AM

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The seminar you mentioned would be most welcome and necessary regarding my predicaments but I would like to have some reconfirmation that the potential treatment to enhance my "outreach" would not affect my possibilities for Salvation in a detrimental manner.

As you know, it is a well-established fact that the size of the male parts of the body are directly proportional to sexual orientation. In 1999 Bogaert & Hershberger found out that homersexual men have significantly longer and sturdier tallywhackers than normal, healthy, Spiritual men who follow Jesus (Bogaert & Hershberger 1999: The Relation between sexual orientation and penile size. Arch. Sex. Behav. 28:213-221).

Now, we would need to know the direction of causality. Does accepting the rectal homerdemons make you "outreach" longer or does the enhanced manhood make you homer, more susceptible to demonic attacks? My housing situation is not the best at the moment and I would not like to see my dwelling place demolished because of any undesirable side-effects. I am proud to tell that at the moment my "outreach" is very, very clearly not homer.

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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 06:19 AM

I can personally testify to the effectiveness of this. My formerly flat chested live-in Chinese masseuse went behind my back and, using spare change she found in the chair cushions, sent her gift to the church. She can no longer fit into her uniform.



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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 06:47 AM

2 Breast 1 Cup size. Brilliant.

I am interested in a Male Reduction Seminar. I would go into detail but it's too big of an issue that would take way too long and our Good Sisters have access to this part of the forum. I don't want them talking about it in the back room, I just know they wont be able to stay tight lipped about it. It's been a humungous burden all my life and when I bring it out in the open with my wife she cries with the pain of it all and can never take in the length of discussion. Trying to get around it for her is impossible and at one point it went so deep she went horse, talking and talking. To broad to consume considering the position she is always in. This thing is way too large to just let go of and I've been dragging it around forever.

So having someone to talk to would be great. No male Nurses though. I don't do the male nurses thing, there is something wrong with them.


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i would like to have some reconfirmation that the potential treatment to enhance my "outreach" would not affect my possibilities for Salvation in a detrimental manner.

As you know, it is a well-established fact that the size of the male parts of the body are directly proportional to sexual orientation. In 1999 Bogaert & Hershberger found out that homersexual men have significantly longer and sturdier tallywhackers than normal, healthy, Spiritual men who follow Jesus (Bogaert & Hershberger 1999: The Relation between sexual orientation and penile size. Arch. Sex. Behav. 28:213-221).
There is no danger this will turn you into a Sodomite. There is a small chance, however, that the Lord might make you a Negro.

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I don't think we can help with that problem. You should find a local Chabad House; they specialize in that sort of thing.


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At least they had a minyan at the hospital. But are you sure those were ambulances? They might have been meshiach mitzvah mobiles. The only difference is that the Lubavichers paint the face of that ugly dead guy they worship on the side. Anyway, you're right, it's best to avoid men who only dance with other men. I'll pray for you.


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Fortunately no, only 9 were injured. The rest suffered at the hands of one of my blackouts. Gods Will be done.


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My wife tried this and she went from 5a to 5C
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Newsflash: she's not your wife, dear. She's a lifeless Barbie doll. No human outside of the womb can have 5 inches circumference on their torso. Please STOP playing with your doll, dear, because you're a guy, and not gay guys do not play with dolls.
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That's a glove size, I think, Sister Basilissa.


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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 07:07 PM

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2 Breast 1 Cup size. Brilliant.

I am interested in a Male Reduction Seminar. I would go into detail but it's too big of an issue that would take way too long and our Good Sisters have access to this part of the forum. I don't want them talking about it in the back room, I just know they wont be able to stay tight lipped about it. It's been a humungous burden all my life and when I bring it out in the open with my wife she cries with the pain of it all and can never take in the length of discussion. Trying to get around it for her is impossible and at one point it went so deep she went horse, talking and talking. To broad to consume considering the position she is always in. This thing is way too large to just let go of and I've been dragging it around forever.

So having someone to talk to would be great. No male Nurses though. I don't do the male nurses thing, there is something wrong with them.
Brother Back: Perhaps you should consider the root of your problem, rather than a quick fix. Brother Elmer's post, above, should be enlightening:

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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 08:46 PM

Black sistren have large ample breasts and are not in need of any of the breast enlarging sorcery used by white women. White women have deficient size in the breast area and they seem to spend considerable time on this subject.


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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 09:23 PM

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I unfortunatly seen a black womans breast before and I tasted sick in my mouth. I literally Dromited. Because you are a Heathen I will explain that Dromiting is the act of Dry Reaching and partially Vomiting at the same time. It was a revolting sight.


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Watermelon Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-22-2015, 09:33 PM

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Black sistren have large ample breasts and are not in need of any of the breast enlarging sorcery used by white women. White women have deficient size in the breast area and they seem to spend considerable time on this subject.
That's just fat from eating all that soul food. There are no blessings involved. In fact, it's sinful! Gluttony is a sin.





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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-23-2015, 08:37 AM

As a volunteer in this ministry, I found that some recipients of this treatment prefer the laying on of a snake within the affected area. The trick here is to apply the blindfold to the woman prior to exposing your snake, as women can be so easily tempted by serpents (Genesis 3). It's also wise to apply ample anointing oil to the snake to prevent friction issues during a vigorous laying on.


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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-23-2015, 04:45 PM

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Newsflash: she's not your wife, dear. She's a lifeless Barbie doll. No human outside of the womb can have 5 inches circumference on their torso. Please STOP playing with your doll, dear, because you're a guy, and not gay guys do not play with dolls.
My mistake, My boys are going to have a big talk with me and my wife so I can get to the bottom of there being a doll in my house
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My mistake, My boys are going to have a big talk with me and my wife so I can get to the bottom of there being a doll in my house
...yet you keep calling that doll you "wife." Are your so-called "boys" also dolls with 5 inch chest circumference?

I will pray for you, dear. Maybe it's demons who keep convincing you that you have a wife and sons?
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Default Re: Breast Enhancement The Landover Way - 10-26-2015, 01:26 AM

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...yet you keep calling that doll you "wife." Are your so-called "boys" also dolls with 5 inch chest circumference?

I will pray for you, dear. Maybe it's demons who keep convincing you that you have a wife and sons?
No my wife is real and I have live kids(they cause problems at school when "edgy aithiest" trash mock him"

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