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Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-26-2015, 09:59 PM
There's nothing worse than going to a restaurant and after thanking The LORD for the Meal he is kindly giving to you, Opening your eyes and seeing a drooling retarded kid.
It really puts me off my food. Watching them rub their beans over their ugly faces and then seeing it fall out of their hung open mouths. The parents of these beasts really should properly raise their kids how to eat like normal people and not disgust everyone else around them.
Aside from that I have to put up with their constant wailing and throwing of food. I think it should be compulsory for all restaurants to put these vile retards in a separate room or make them face the wall.
We all know this is Satan's way of preventing us from enjoying our food that God Himself has provided for us. So I urge the parents of Spastics not to aid satans plan by keeping your retarded children indoors.
Learn to look after your children properly at home and leave restaurants for normal, decent, Godly people.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-26-2015, 11:09 PM
That's one of the reasons I eat in my car.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-26-2015, 11:12 PM
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That's one of the reasons I eat in my car.
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It shouldn't come to that, Brother. You should be free to eat wherever you choose.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-27-2015, 03:01 AM
Remind me to tell you about the time we brought a busload of pickaninnies to Disneyland, only to find out that it was retard day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-27-2015, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Holy Henry
There's nothing worse than going to a restaurant and after thanking The LORD for the Meal he is kindly giving to you, Opening your eyes and seeing a drooling retarded kid.
It really puts me off my food. Watching them rub their beans over their ugly faces and then seeing it fall out of their hung open mouths. The parents of these beasts really should properly raise their kids how to eat like normal people and not disgust everyone else around them.
Aside from that I have to put up with their constant wailing and throwing of food. I think it should be compulsory for all restaurants to put these vile retards in a separate room or make them face the wall.
We all know this is Satan's way of preventing us from enjoying our food that God Himself has provided for us. So I urge the parents of Spastics not to aid satans plan by keeping your retarded children indoors.
Learn to look after your children properly at home and leave restaurants for normal, decent, Godly people.
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The parents & guardians of retards should be required by law to carry Tasers, so they can drop the unruly mongs when they start annoying and/or nauseating innocent normal people! If they want to keep a window licker as a pet, they had better keep it on a short leash.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 01:33 AM
Ezekial 34:16 "I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment."
God has compassion for them, and will judge those who do not.
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 01:54 AM
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Ezekial 34:16 "I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment."
God has compassion for them, and will judge those who do not.
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Don't take it personally. This thread was not directed at your actual parents per se, but rather at people like your parents in general.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Ezekial 34:16 "I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment."
God has compassion for them, and will judge those who do not.
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Just, wow? You thought you'd trip up the True Christians™ with a quote (taken out of context) which seems to say something it doesn't (when read as part of that whole passage)? What an amateur.
Let's look a bit previous to your selected verse:
Ezekiel 34:12 ( <--- note the spelling, too, thanks) "As a shepherd seeketh out his flock in the day that he is among his sheep that are scattered; so will I seek out my sheep, and will deliver them out of all places where they have been scattered in the cloudy and dark day."
See? It refers to HIS sheep, not all ovines of whatever faith tradition, so yeah, your post is irrelevant.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
Ezekial 34:16 "I will seek that which was lost, and bring again that which was driven away, and will bind up that which was broken, and will strengthen that which was sick: but I will destroy the fat and the strong; I will feed them with judgment."
God has compassion for them, and will judge those who do not.
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Don't be silly. God has compassion on those whom He will have compassion (Romans 9:15). The Holy Bible says nothing about having compassion on retards as a group, or that man can lead a sinful life, violate the commandments of God daily, not fear Him and still go to Heaven (Matthew 5:17; James 2:10 ). The Holy Bible never says man does not have to be accountable for his sins, or that there is not a Day of Judgment when men receive the things done in the body whether it be good or evil. The Holy Bible says none are exempt from Judgement (2 Corinthians 5:10). God will judge us righteously, and that means He will judge us on whether or not we Believe (John 3:18). You see, the Blood of Jesus will have the same effect of blotting out our transgressions as oxyclean blots out wine stains from the front of your shirt (Isaiah 43:25)!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 07:18 PM
Whenever I am in a restaurant and a retard spoils my meal, even after I have had my second dessert and coffee, I get up and leave. I will not pay the bill at an establishment that promotes the UnSaved.
As any half way intelligent person knows, God creates retards and mental defectives as a punishment for their parents sins. It is up to the parents to atone to Jesus for their failures in life. If God accepts their prayers, He will cure the retard.
There is simply no reason that I must suffer for the sins of others. Some one has to pay and it will not be me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-28-2015, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Whenever I am in a restaurant and a retard spoils my meal, even after I have had my second dessert and coffee, I get up and leave. I will not pay the bill at an establishment that promotes the UnSaved.
As any half way intelligent person knows, God creates retards and mental defectives as a punishment for their parents sins. It is up to the parents to atone to Jesus for their failures in life. If God accepts their prayers, He will cure the retard.
There is simply no reason that I must suffer for the sins of others. Some one has to pay and it will not be me.
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Every Naomi's Moist Pie store has a sign on the door reading "NO RETARDS PERMITTED - LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR (Locked)" and all my employees are trained to spot the obvious signs of retardation, particularly in children. We offer evangelization to the sinful parents, of course, but their outcast families are not welcome in my establishments. Glory to God for the right to refuse service. The retarded can forage in our dumpsters if they can reach the flap. (But watch out for that slippery oil on the side!)
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-30-2015, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Every Naomi's Moist Pie store has a sign on the door reading "NO RETARDS PERMITTED - LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR (Locked)" and all my employees are trained to spot the obvious signs of retardation, particularly in children. We offer evangelization to the sinful parents, of course, but their outcast families are not welcome in my establishments. Glory to God for the right to refuse service. The retarded can forage in our dumpsters if they can reach the flap. (But watch out for that slippery oil on the side!)
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You obviously run a fine establishment. If I'm in the neighbourhood I'll be sure to drop by.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-30-2015, 09:39 AM
Luckily more and more states are like Indiana and Arkansas, and allow business owners the right to choose their customers, of course the liberals are trying to make a ruckus about banning homos, but requiring a minimum level of faith of your patrons also includes keeping cripples and 'tards out; did God not tell us in Lev.21:17-23 that anyone who has any sort of blemish is not to be allowed near Christ, church or Christians?
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
03-30-2015, 10:20 AM
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Luckily more and more states are like Indiana and Arkansas, and allow business owners the right to choose their customers, of course the liberals are trying to make a ruckus about banning homos, but requiring a minimum level of faith of your patrons also includes keeping cripples and 'tards out; did God not tell us in Lev.21:17-23 that anyone who has any sort of blemish is not to be allowed near Christ, church or Christians?
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Well Said!
Imagine a restaraunt or bar that allowed rapists and murderers to come in? No one would want to go there because it would be an unsafe environment. People want to be able to relax and enjoy themselves, not be on edge because there are retards and gays there.
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
05-04-2015, 08:52 PM
You may want to avoid this Houstonian restaurant since a waiter refused service to a patron who wanted a Down's Syndrome boy removed from the premises or to another part of the restaurant and the owners supported his decision.
https://youtu.be/GAQhf_VVk4w
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Attention Parents of Dribbling Retarded Spastics -
05-05-2015, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Every Naomi's Moist Pie store has a sign on the door reading "NO RETARDS PERMITTED - LEAVE THEM IN THE CAR (Locked)" and all my employees are trained to spot the obvious signs of retardation, particularly in children. We offer evangelization to the sinful parents, of course, but their outcast families are not welcome in my establishments. Glory to God for the right to refuse service. The retarded can forage in our dumpsters if they can reach the flap. (But watch out for that slippery oil on the side!)
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You may also want to suggest to your retard-owning patrons that they close their car windows. Those pesky spastics will do anything to escape, especially on a hot day.
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