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Smile Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:22 PM

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Is that a picture of your significant other below? Oh gosh no wonder you all have so much hate in your hearts. If I looked like you people do I would try and pick on other people too. Good luck with that!
I'll have to use tiny words for the dim-dim here. Yes, she is my wife. If you can read, you would know that. You came here, pea-brain and started with insulting our way of life. You think we should appreciate your insolence?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:25 PM

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It takes 2 seconds to say "I am saved," and that's good enough for you people. Have a piffleing (?) higher standard. I do. For instance, I couldn't care at all what you want to believe, as long as you are somewhat intelligent in the way you go about it. Once you present yourself as an ignorant idiot, that's when I write you right off. Thankfully, most people in the world are (are what, or did you mean "do"?) too.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:25 PM

You deserve each other. I didn't realize such ugly people even existed.
Have a wonderful day. You are as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. No wonder you say such hateful things about children. If I were as ugly as you all are I would be doing the same to try and take the attention off of myself. You really should not post your pictures!
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Thumbs down Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:29 PM

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You deserve each other. I didn't realize such ugly people even existed.
Have a wonderful day. You are as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside. No wonder you say such hateful things about children. If I were as ugly as you all are I would be doing the same to try and take the attention off of myself. You really should not post your pictures!
I don't agree with these people, but I don't say looksist things like that.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:33 PM

I really don't know what else to say to these people about the mean and hateful things they are saying about children. They have no idea what Tourette Syndrome is and they don't seen to care and have so much hate in their heart. Yes I was wrong in what I said but they are adults and can take it. What do you think a child with Tourette's would feel if they read what they are writing about them. I can't believe their Pastor even writes hateful things. This is one of the most hateful groups of people I have ever seen.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:38 PM

What kind of unGodly parents have someone else tend to their children? Where are the mothers? And why, pray tell, are the fathers not putting a stop to this?

I cannot fathom so many unloved children in the world these days. Why do these parents not care about their children - letting them run around wild with no parental discipline? I'm betting that the unsaved trash in this thread were raised in those pedophole camps and daycare and we see how THEY turned out.


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Smile Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:39 PM

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I really don't know what else to say to these people about the mean and hateful things they are saying about children. They have no idea what Tourette Syndrome is and they don't seen to care and have so much hate in their heart. Yes I was wrong in what I said but they are adults and can take it. What do you think a child with Tourette's would feel if they read what they are writing about them. I can't believe their Pastor even writes hateful things. This is one of the most hateful groups of people I have ever seen.
Look, lady, just because your kids have the disease is not our problem. God struck them with the affliction for a reason. Read the entire thread and you will see all of them listed and explained. Life is tough, walk it off.

Regarding the highlighted section. The kids would see honesty and the truth. You wan them to think one thing while you and everyone else thinks something different, behind their back? Now that is cruel!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 07:41 PM

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They have no idea what Tourette Syndrome...
It is a curse. End of the history.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-27-2009, 08:05 PM

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I will say a prayer for all of you with pure hate in your heart.
Tourette syndrome is a very real medical condition. You should do your investigating before you say these things about these children. May God forgive you because I will not.
Well we had dis man, he be named Mr Levon Jellems and a white guy. He used to walk up an down Aroura Ave cussin at the colored boys. He be callin them nigra and tellin them to be f*ckin off under his breaf.
But anyways, Digger Morris (he colored not a Jooboy) finally took Mr Levon behind Me Mas Pig Roast Diner and set da man on fire. He be on deaf row now.
Now I be thinkin Jeesus were pretty happy to get rid of one nasty white guy wif dat couldn't help but mouf off to every-body.


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Well we had dis man, he be named Mr Levon Jellems and a white guy. He used to walk up an down Aroura Ave cussin at the colored boys. He be callin them nigra and tellin them to be f*ckin off under his breaf.
But anyways, Digger Morris (he colored not a Jooboy) finally took Mr Levon behind Me Mas Pig Roast Diner and set da man on fire. He be on deaf row now.
Now I be thinkin Jeesus were pretty happy to get rid of one nasty white guy wif dat couldn't help but mouf off to every-body.
That is a sad story, Missus Vavoline.

If the boy who set the fire had been white, I'd offer to help get him out of prison but as you well know, being a nigra like he is, he'd just commit another crime the day he got out so what would the point be?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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That is a sad story, Missus Vavoline.

If the boy who set the fire had been white, I'd offer to help get him out of prison but as you well know, being a nigra like he is, he'd just commit another crime the day he got out so what would the point be?
Oh don you be worried bout nothin, Mr James
We didnt like that boy no how.
I jist wanted to point out da tragedy of mental retardation to the non-believin folk da come here.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-28-2009, 12:56 PM

Is that camp for retardeds still running?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-28-2009, 02:37 PM

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Is that camp for retardeds still running?
Certainly is Pastor: I think this is one of their publicity films -






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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-28-2009, 03:17 PM

Why do all these tourettes' have such foul language? Someone must be teaching them how to speak like this. I suspect that they have likely overheard the parents at home shouting 'nigger' this and 'nigger' that. (But you know that the parents will deny any responsibility.)


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-28-2009, 08:07 PM

the parents of these retards need to wash their mouths out with soap. They need a good wooping every time they act like a retard.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-29-2009, 04:14 AM

I have heard that 'secret' recordings of the tourettes show if there is no one around to annoy, their little problem goes on vacation.

Seems like a smack up aside the head would be a pretty good cure for tourettes, and a blessing for everyone else that has to put up with their crap.




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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-29-2009, 07:47 AM

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the parents of these retards need to wash their mouths out with soap. They need a good wooping every time they act like a retard.
Amen Brother God gave those Retards Tourettes for a Reason I will be Praying that they will Let Jesus into there lives
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-29-2009, 05:52 PM

Their parents are retards just like they are. Their parents are the reason these retards exist. Their parents commited so many sins.
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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 07-29-2009, 05:58 PM

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Their parents are the reason these retards exist.
Truer words were never spoken.


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Default Re: Camp twitch and shout, camp for demon infested kids! - 08-10-2009, 07:42 PM

I just wanted to register and show my disgust at you bible thumping haters. I cant believe people with "Jesus in their lives" could actually think and say such hateful things towards kids with actual disabilities.

And the fact that half of you cant even spell shows what hateful white trash people you really are.

Demon infested kids? Seriously? You people need to open your eyes. I know someone with this disability and hes barely 6 and cant control it. Ive seen it. And its not always bad words. Youre plane ignorance about what you know nothing about astounds me.

Youre all idiots. And im not a bible humping thumper like the rest of you freaks so I wont be back on here. I just wanted to register and show my hate for you like you show hate for these innocent kids.

They should make a camp for all of you retards. Oh wait, they already do!
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