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Default Remember to keep the "T" in ChrisTmas! - 12-10-2008, 05:54 PM

Over the pass few years I've noticed an alarming trend in this nation, no doubt caused by the influence of the God-hating sodomy-loving liberal mainstream media monsters. People are not pronouncing the T is Christmas! Not only that, they are changing the "I" from a long one to a short one.

So instead of having a Holy and wonderful "CHRIST"-mas, we end up with a mere "Chris"-mas. WE ARE NOT CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF SOME GUY NAMED CHRIS! This is Jesus CHRIST'S birthday, and we must all make sure to pronounce it properly.

This is of course a ploy to destroy the true meaning of this day, an attempt at mocking God by changing his name to that of a common person (note: the name Jesus has never been used by anyone but God incarnate at any point in history!) The reason for getting rid of the "t" is obvious, it is the same shape as the holy cross! They don't want us to remember that Jesus died to save those select few he loves!

Why get rid of "I"? Because I is the roman numeral for one, and they want us to forget our monotheistic religion so we can worship their multitude of demon spirits while engaging in orgies on their evil and disgusting "Winter Solstice"

So remember, keep the T is Christmas, or go to hell!
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Default Re: Remember to keep the "T" in ChrisTmas! - 12-10-2008, 06:06 PM

AMEN, Brother B. All that 'lazy talking' is accompanied by another friend of the devil: 'lazy thinking'. You know that people who can say Christmas accurately are paying attention to the words that are coming out of their mouths. Those are the kind of people I like to associate with.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Remember to keep the "T" in ChrisTmas! - 12-10-2008, 06:14 PM

It will change to Ramadan in 2009. The world that we know of will disappear in a heartbeat when the secret terrorist will be in charge of the country. We have around 40 days left until the destruction of our beloved country. Enjoy Christmas because it might be your last one.
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Default Re: Remember to keep the "T" in ChrisTmas! - 12-11-2008, 01:15 AM

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It will change to Ramadan in 2009. The world that we know of will disappear in a heartbeat when the secret terrorist will be in charge of the country. We have around 40 days left until the destruction of our beloved country. Enjoy Christmas because it might be your last one.
You know that once Osambo gets into the White House (and there goes the neighborhood), Santa Claus will be shouting "Merry Ramadan". Santa's reindeers are going to be replaced with camels. Mrs. Claus will be dressed like this:



And don't be surprised if the elves are gay!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm cleaning my guns and stocking up on ammo.

Merry Christmas,
Buford


yours in Christ,
Brother Buford



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