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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 08:56 PM

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Why is "stormfront.org" YOUR first search hit for the USA?
Damn, I hate this bigoted racist baptist white pride sites...
Question after question after question, why is this, why is that. OK in a nut shell jungle -bunnie. 42 there it is. 42


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 09:02 PM

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OK, explain it this mythological nonsense to a non-racist, please...
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 09:22 PM

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OK, explain it this mythological nonsense to a non-racist, please...
A non-racist?? You gotta be kidding me. Some of the biggest racists on the planet are negros. What about Martin Luther King trying to force the black agenda down white people's throats?
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 09:30 PM

Nevertheless, would you please explain this racist bullshit? Not everyone here is frome Texas.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 09:36 PM

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Nevertheless, would you please explain this racist bullshit?
I'm not familiar with it. Best you should ask a brown skinned person.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 09:48 PM

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I'm not familiar with it.
OK, if you are not are not a typical redneck I will wait until a casual Southern incestuous racist can answer this question.
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OK, if you are not are not a typical redneck I will wait until a casual Southern incestuous racist can answer this question.
Wow! What a racist statement Sambo.

I expect an apology to our brothers here.
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Any chance of a tapdance and a song while we're waiting?
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 10:04 PM

No. Freidenker are not racists like you. Go to hell.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 10:05 PM

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I hate this bigoted racist baptist white pride sites...
We here at Landover have no time for racism. Bigots are an anathema to The Lord for they do not follow His Holy Word. Singling out whites is awfully racist, can’t you see that?

We here at Landover are tolerant and offer of our Love In The Lord™ to all who come to drink from His refreshing fountains. The Lord’s Word is not always easy to hear but it always good advice for those wishing True Salvation™, as I am sure you do brother.

Your tastes obviously run to a bigoted racist baptist black pride forum - click here for another forum in Landover. If you can identify with that sort of racism, I pity you.





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Freidenker are not racists like you. Go to hell.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-22-2008, 10:30 PM

No, I am a True Christian.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-23-2008, 01:11 AM

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No, I am a True Christian.
No, you are not: only Landover Baptists are True Christians™ (and note the trademark sign); you're what we call a Salad-Bar Christian - you pick the bits of the Bible that suit you personally – you browse amongst verses, you chew idly on Psalms and so you create your own small religion of one - and you know what? It's not God's religion.

At Landover we accept every word of the Bible, no matter how hard it may be for us to live that way, we just buckle down and do it.

God dictated a book for us - why would he want us only to keep to the bits we like?





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Yes, like the Catholics, the Orthodox Christians and all the other folk...

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Yes, like the Catholics, the Orthodox Christians and all the other folk...

You think you know the truth. In fact, you are not better than Hitler.
You keep bringing up Hitler. Are you a personal friend of Godwin's? Are you on some sort of loyalty plan where you get rewards for how often you break his law?


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-23-2008, 02:23 AM

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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 03-23-2008, 02:24 AM

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You keep bringing up Mother Mary. Are you a personal friend of our holy Mother? If not, shut up, b***h.
OH now it all starting to come out huh. You imbecile.


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