If you're like me, and unmarried, you're surely dismayed by the level of whoredom the average unmarried woman embodies. Therefore, you can imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when I stumbled across the following bevy of chaste beauty queens:
Happy to be virgins: Successful, attractive and popular...meet the new breed of women in their prime who have NEVER had sex
They're all so pretty, I'm having a hard time deciding which one to contact first:
I'm a bit concerned that some of these beauties seem a bit too committed to working outside the home, but maybe they just need a good Christian man to put a ring on their fingers and plant a little seed in their wombs?
They certainly seem more compatible with the following scripture than most of the women I tend to meet.
Quote:
Hebrews 13:4
4Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you! -
03-02-2012, 08:01 PM
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