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Godly Brit
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Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 07:12 AM
from the Holy and fervent at British Baptists. The Christian View
To the Righteous and Worthy of Landover.
This is our common cause award...uniting the Godly from two great nations in Christ
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 07:59 AM
That's a nice gesture, sir. Are y'all saved True Christians™ at British baptist? Do you tithe to Landover? Please do start an introduction thread (in the introductions area) and tell us a bit more about yourself.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Joshua
from the Holy and fervent at British Baptists. The Christian View
To the Righteous and Worthy of Landover.
This is our common cause award...uniting the Godly from two great nations in Christ
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Welcome to LBC Joshua. You poms do seem to have your priorities straight (pun intented), and use the correct Bible:
However - and you must forgive me for being inquisitive, we are constantly under attack from homers, goths, and other trash - there is some clarification I would like to ask about your award.
The guy in the award looks a bit like a ... towelhead. "Arafat goes American", so to speak. That dress... Are you sure you are not a bunch of Moo-slims pretending to be real Christians ?
Forgive me if that is not the case and I'm just "seeing things."
Perhaps you could - as Miss Maisie eloquently suggested - put our minds at ease in the Introductions section ?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 08:44 AM
noooooo we'd not have some heathen moooslim on our award
That's a fine gent in a top hat representing Britain making friends with the attractive clearly American woman with her basket of fresh mom's apple pies and cobblers and all sweet and good things, American.
King James Version is the only Book worth reading. The others are poor excuses for the sinful to find scriptures deviated to excuse their rotten ways.
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True Christian™
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Location: Oregon. I'm not going to tell you any more than that.
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 01:30 PM
Isn't Common Cause a fellow-traveler of the ACLU, the Campus Communist Crusade, the American Stalinist Society, and Al Qaeda?
I seem to remember that they opposed the will of President Bush -- the Decider -- on more than one occasion. That probably means they are cooperating with Osama bin Laden.
~~ OEJ
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 01:39 PM
Praise Jesus! It's always good to see that not every single person in the whole of England is hellbound. Did I see you at the Brighton Queer "Pride" counter-demonstrations last year?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
Isn't Common Cause a fellow-traveler of the ACLU, the Campus Communist Crusade, the American Stalinist Society, and Al Qaeda?
I seem to remember that they opposed the will of President Bush -- the Decider -- on more than one occasion. That probably means they are cooperating with Osama bin Laden.
~~ OEJ
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They might be. We use the term to denote common unity and working God's will together.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 02:47 PM
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No we'd not be in Brighton. We are too far south. We have a devil of a time chasing the sodos and sado in London as they race down the street in their nappies. The queer population of Surrey Sutton London Croyden etc etc...and their repulsive repugnant vile loathsome behaviour is more than enough for us. We need more devout Baptists...but it's a slow process what with the Welsh and all.
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Location: Oregon. I'm not going to tell you any more than that.
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 09:51 PM
Ah, then, from your post I see I had you confused with a completely different organization. (Sorry, organisation.) Thankfully, after 7 years of stern measures by Bush most terrorist free-speech advocates have been stifled (if not physically smothered). I think the American Stalinist Society may have become leaderless; I don't know who heads up ASS now.
Then they rent their clothes, and laded every man his ass, and returned to the city. Genesis 44:13
Congrats on becoming a member of our Congregation.
~~ OEJ
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Joshua
No we'd not be in Brighton. We are too far south. We have a devil of a time chasing the sodos and sado in London as they race down the street in their nappies.
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Speaking of which, have you seen the latest loathsome proof that the adult baby cult has gone mainstream?
The fact that people can get away with this sort of behaviour in public is just outrageous. And did you see that reporter's name? Ian Ladyman? Sickening!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
Ah, then, from your post I see I had you confused with a completely different organization. (Sorry, organisation.) Thankfully, after 7 years of stern measures by Bush most terrorist free-speech advocates have been stifled (if not physically smothered). I think the American Stalinist Society may have become leaderless; I don't know who heads up ASS now.
Then they rent their clothes, and laded every man his ass, and returned to the city. Genesis 44:13
Congrats on becoming a member of our Congregation.
~~ OEJ
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If I'm not mistaken, I believe the The International Transcendental Society merged with the American Stalinist Society.
And just as an aside, Brother OEJ, I admire a man who knows when to use an 's' instead of a 'z'. Few would know to make that differentiation. Praise! Yo.
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." ~ Ann Coulter
Last edited by Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe; 01-02-2008 at 10:13 PM.
Reason: It's a woman's prerogative.
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True Christian™
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Location: Oregon. I'm not going to tell you any more than that.
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 10:55 PM
I am sad to hear of that particular political merger. Whilst I have sometimes admired The International Transcendental Society's firm uprightness (from afar, of course!) I have often just wanted to spank that American Stalinist Society.
But now I suppose America must somehow manage to lick them both, for they must needs be hinds of the field.
I charge you, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, by the roes, and by the hinds of the field, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, till he please. Song of Solomon 3:5
~~ OEJ
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-02-2008, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
Ah, then, from your post I see I had you confused with a completely different organization. (Sorry, organisation.) Thankfully, after 7 years of stern measures by Bush most terrorist free-speech advocates have been stifled (if not physically smothered). I think the American Stalinist Society may have become leaderless; I don't know who heads up ASS now.
Then they rent their clothes, and laded every man his ass, and returned to the city. Genesis 44:13
Congrats on becoming a member of our Congregation.
~~ OEJ
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From the information we are getting from the Department of Faith the no clear leader has emerged for the American Stalinist Society since the last group was arrested by the FBI for plotting a virtual terrorist attack against a Federal military installation in 2004. It seems the American Stalinist Society has really touched bottom.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Godly Brit
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Re: Would like to leave this award with you -
01-03-2008, 07:09 PM
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Well we have been up to our eyeballs in dirty nappies at our blog. Quite horrid actually. We had no idea just how deeply rooted this fetish was. There are good Christian women present so I will spare you the details but we have a number of truly sordid posts at our blog. The ladies of course should refrain from visiting lest it make them weak and faint.
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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