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Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 12:19 PM
I am here to convert you all.
May you all be enlightened in the next 10 seconds.
By this phrase:
located at the back of every bible if you squint your eyes
23:66 "I am your holy father, as satan is your holy mother"
Discuss this truth.
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Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
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Posts: 2,017
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wherever Jesus takes me
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 12:24 PM
I don't generally listen to green-haired men who spend their free time showing young latino boys the power of heart.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 12:51 PM
Hey Captain Homer, your Mom allowed you to use the PC?
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Also loves Jesus and America
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Posts: 820
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lone Christian in pagan Oregon
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 01:43 PM
Methinks you have been here before under another name and banned by our Godly forum admins. They will deal with you again. I'm not going to waste my time again spanking you with the facts about the poser LaVey.
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Posts: 13,993
Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Planet
I am here to convert you all.
May you all be enlightened in the next 10 seconds.
By this phrase:
located at the back of every bible if you squint your eyes
23:66 "I am your holy father, as satan is your holy mother"
Discuss this truth.
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Boring troll is boring.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Posts: 10,667
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 05:24 PM
Wow, what a stunningly original and devastating bit of trolling that was.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 05:36 PM
Oddly enough, I'm not converted. Can I have 10 seconds of my life back now, please?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Dear christians... -
10-01-2010, 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Planet
I am here to convert you all.
May you all be enlightened in the next 10 seconds.
By this phrase:
located at the back of every bible if you squint your eyes
23:66 "I am your holy father, as satan is your holy mother"
Discuss this truth.
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Lavey was a joo pimp who died penniless. He's down in hell right now being peeled like a grape.
Better read THIS first, godmocker.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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