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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:37 AM
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One of the ten commandments says to "love thy neighbour".
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Haha, oh my, you retard danish pansies do make me laugh.
You really seem well read... I'm sure you'll be going to Heaven. Haha.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16785t
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:47 AM
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danish ppl are not retard but u are
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:51 AM
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danish ppl are not retard but u are
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You have not woken up to yourself yet.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:57 AM
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danish ppl are not retard but u are
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I will pray for you and your poor mislead soul.
A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he that is of a perverse heart shall be despised.
Proverbs 12:8
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:59 AM
could u two pls go back to the kitchen
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:04 PM
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could u two pls go back to the kitchen
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What makes you say that?
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:05 PM
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What makes you say that.
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a ninja
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:07 PM
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a ninja
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Ninja's live in Japan not Denmark
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:10 PM
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could u two pls go back to the kitchen
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Look, child. You are evidently 12 years old and think you are a comedian - let me end your dream right now, you are not funny. Luckily for you you don't need to be entertaining to get through the pearly gates, but you DO need to change your defensive mental attitude to a positive Biblical one. Otherwise when the rapture happens me and you will be going opposite ways!
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:10 PM
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Ninja's live in Japan not Denmark
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no ninjas are everywhere u just dont see them to often
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:13 PM
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no ninjas are everywhere u just dont see them to often
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You are getting your bedtime stories mixed up. Angels are everywhere.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:22 PM
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could u two pls go back to the kitchen
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True Christian™ no humor ?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 12:23 PM
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True Christian™ no humor ?
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You must be a little girl, because your username is pink.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:11 PM
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You must be a little girl, because your username is pink.
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But your name isn't pink even though you look like a dumb blonde.
It's nice that the bible says that females like you can't talk back to a man without permission otherwise you would might have replied on this comment... unless you're not following the bible to the letter and you're really not a baptist and you're gonna burn in hell like the rest of us!!!
Nawwww, that's not gonna happen since you're such a good baptist blonde.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:14 PM
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But your name isn't pink even though you look like a dumb blonde.
It's nice that the bible says that females like you can't talk back to a man without permission otherwise you would might have replied on this comment... unless you're not following the bible to the letter and you're really not a baptist and you're gonna burn in hell like the rest of us!!!
Nawwww, that's not gonna happen since you're such a good baptist blonde.
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Are you scared of women or just hate women.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:19 PM
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But your name isn't pink even though you look like a dumb blonde.
It's nice that the bible says that females like you can't talk back to a man without permission otherwise you would might have replied on this comment... unless you're not following the bible to the letter and you're really not a baptist and you're gonna burn in hell like the rest of us!!!
Nawwww, that's not gonna happen since you're such a good baptist blonde.
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Being rude and disrespectful towards a True Christian™ lady is not going to save you from burning in hell. Lisa H, like any other True Chistian™, is doing just what God commands her to do... 2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:29 PM
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Are you scared of women or just hate women.
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I hate stupid men and women equally.
Besides the bible which you oh so do worship states that you're not allowed to inform or teach me anything without my permission.
See you in hell Barbie.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:38 PM
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I hate stupid men and women equally.
Besides the bible which you oh so do worship states that you're not allowed to inform or teach me anything without my permission.
See you in hell Barbie.
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The messican who cleans the building.
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-15-2010, 11:39 PM
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I hate stupid men and women equally.
Besides the bible which you oh so do worship states that you're not allowed to inform or teach me anything without my permission.
See you in hell Barbie.
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Please do not hate yourself. Teenage years can be troubling times. I hope you have not been have thoughts of committing suicide.
I think you have been mis-informed of facts. I suggest you find a new school.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
08-16-2010, 05:21 AM
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Besides the bible which you oh so do worship states that you're not allowed to inform or teach me anything without my permission.
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Chapter and verse please.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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