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Default Get Your Islamic Jihad Guide Here - 06-15-2014, 09:11 AM

The "Religion of Peace" is on the warpath again, and no doubt residents of Freehold are as dismayed as I was to read the MSM headlines about the new coalition of mooselimbs called ISIS taking over Iraq. The obvious question is whose side are we on? The answer is Jesus of course, and in this case we can all sit back, make some popcorn, and watch God's wrath unfold.

From the MSM reports, it looks like another one of those Sunni vs. Shia mooselimb sect clashes, and the good news it that they are killing each other and both sides are armed with Godly American weapons. There can be no doubt in anyone's mind that the Holy Spirit guided Godly George W. Bush to set this all in motion after 9/11.

So, what are the Shia and Sunni fighting about? It doesn't really matter, but for the curious check out the following links for all the excruciating detail (with some ominous comparisons between the cathylicks and the protestants).

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Shia_vs_Sunni

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Cat...vs_Protestants


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What is the difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims?
May 28th 2013, 23:50 by S.B

CLASHES between Islam's two big sects, the Sunni and the Shia, take place across the Muslim world. In the Middle East a potent mix of religion and politics has sharpened the divide between Iran’s Shia government and the Gulf states, which have Sunni governments. Last year a report by the Pew Research Centre, a think tank, found 40% of Sunnis do not consider Shia to be proper Muslims. So what exactly divides Sunni and Shia Islam and how deep does the rift go?

The argument dates back to the death in 632 of Islam’s founder, the Prophet Muhammad. Tribal Arabs who followed him were split over who should inherit what was both a political and a religious office. The majority, who would go on to become known as the Sunnis, and today make up 80% of Muslims, backed Abu Bakr, a friend of the Prophet and father of his wife Aisha. Others thought Muhammad’s kin the rightful successors. They claimed the Prophet had anointed Ali, his cousin and son-in-law—they became known as the Shia, a contraction of "shiaat Ali", the partisans of Ali. Abu Bakr’s backers won out, though Ali did briefly rule as the fourth caliph, the title given to Muhammad’s successors. Islam's split was cemented when Ali’s son Hussein was killed in 680 in Karbala (modern Iraq) by the ruling Sunni caliph’s troops. Sunni rulers continued to monopolise political power, while the Shia lived in the shadow of the state, looking instead to their imams, the first twelve of whom were descended directly from Ali, for guidance. As time went on the religious beliefs of the two groups started to diverge.


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Default Re: Get Your Islamic Jihad Guide Here - 06-15-2014, 09:54 AM

Interesting. You would think that the Shia would have to be in the right. Why follow a mere friend of their prophet? And what's more, that friend was the father of the 6 year old bride to their prophet!


But really, who cares. All of them are destined for Hell. Surely the best solution is to just nuke the whole region - what use is that area to anyone?
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Default Re: Get Your Islamic Jihad Guide Here - 06-15-2014, 02:54 PM

Brother William,

You are such a learned man, and I do not profess to understand things of war since I am but a lowly woman and concern myself with flowers and pies and finding a husband much of the time (while looking for a bargain at Saks or Tiffany).

However, it seems to me that once we removed our glorious soldiers from Iraq, we said "Dear Iraq: Hate Baghdad, Hate you. Blow up your towel headed selves and save us some oil when you're done. Love, USA."

Would it be such a shame if the United States said PIFFLE YOU, IRAQ, we don't care anymore? Or would Christ want us to once again restore peace and justice to the area? He did say seventy times seven, after all.

Perhaps if I brought them my pie, it would help? I am more than willing to share with every single one if it might mean I could bring a peace to the region. To whom would I go to seek permission?

Thank you, Brother William, for your Godly wisdom and masculine understanding of things like this.

NRL


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Default Re: Get Your Islamic Jihad Guide Here - 06-15-2014, 05:08 PM

Let us thank God for the wisdom and guidance of President Brother George Bush, who followed in the path set by his own learned father, President Brother George Bush (the other one) and set in motion events which continue to smite the enemies of God, even after our own country has fallen into the hands of communists.

Truly, this is cause for celebration.


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Default Re: Get Your Islamic Jihad Guide Here - 06-15-2014, 07:50 PM

I join with other GOP leadership in saying "Let the mudslims kill each other."



They're all animals anyway.



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Let us thank God for the wisdom and guidance of President Brother George Bush, who followed in the path set by his own learned father, President Brother George Bush (the other one) and set in motion events which continue to smite the enemies of God, even after our own country has fallen into the hands of communists.
Truly, this is cause for celebration.
The wisdom of the Bush family comes through loud and clear. It was a brilliant strategy to invade Iraq. It set off the battles we are watching today. As soon as those two branches of Islam have killed off each other, Iraq will be Christian.

I hoping to be in Iraq when George W. Bush is carried into Baghdad on the shoulders of American soldiers holding high the cross.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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I hoping to be in Iraq when George W. Bush is carried into Baghdad on the shoulders of American soldiers holding high the cross.
Indeed Mayor Hold. He will not only win their hearts and minds, but also their soles.


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Brother William,

You are such a learned man, and I do not profess to understand things of war since I am but a lowly woman and concern myself with flowers and pies and finding a husband much of the time (while looking for a bargain at Saks or Tiffany).

However, it seems to me that once we removed our glorious soldiers from Iraq, we said "Dear Iraq: Hate Baghdad, Hate you. Blow up your towel headed selves and save us some oil when you're done. Love, USA."

Would it be such a shame if the United States said PIFFLE YOU, IRAQ, we don't care anymore? Or would Christ want us to once again restore peace and justice to the area? He did say seventy times seven, after all.

Perhaps if I brought them my pie, it would help? I am more than willing to share with every single one if it might mean I could bring a peace to the region. To whom would I go to seek permission?

Thank you, Brother William, for your Godly wisdom and masculine understanding of things like this.

NRL
As always Sister Lamb, your humanitarian concerns and love of Jesus' infinite mercy mirror the warmth afforded by your freshly baked pies. However, in this case the mooselimbs in Iraq were indeed offered Salvation® through the precious Blood of Jesus and they rejected it.

Godly Ann Coulter in the aftermath of 9/11 was the first to offer the correct prescription - kill their leaders and convert the population to Christianity.



Indeed we did follow through on our Sister Coulter's recommendation, although little is known of our extensive efforts as outlined in this report from the Krauts (ignored, if I might add, by our own biased MSM).



Now while we here at Landover Baptist Church have had our differences with the Southern Baptist Convention over the years, and add the fact they can be more than a little inept from time to time - just how hard can it be to hand out some Bibles, do some witnessing, and sing a few hymns.

The fact of the matter is that these mooselimbs are still clinging to their un-holy Koran and their AK-47's. As to Barack HUSSEIN Obama, he's from Kenya and they're all sunni mooselimbs and like cathylicks with the pope, they choose their leaders. No doubt Obama, like the veritable puff of black smoke that arises from the Vatican every so often, would like to see himself elected to lead the next caliphate.

As to myself, the Fox news channels is on Hi-Def on the big screen and it occurs to me that I have not as yet taken advantage of your generous offerings to sample your definitive pies since moving to Freehold. Without divulging your secret recipe, if I might inquire whether you use Crisco or butter in making your crusts?


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