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Default Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-05-2018, 01:47 PM

If you are the unusual Californian who is straight, you probably want to move to a state that does not have anal sex as its trade mark. Polls show half the people living in Gay-Bay Area want to leave.

And, why would they not? Living in a place with sin in the air is unhealthy. Around every corner Satan lurks ready to pounce:


https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/06/...want-to-leave/

Nearly half of Bay Area residents say they want to leave
Forty-six percent of Bay Area residents surveyed said they are likely to move out of the region in the next few years — up from 40 percent last year and 34 percent in 2016, according to a poll released Sunday by business-backed public policy advocacy group the Bay Area Council.










Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-06-2018, 12:39 PM

As you know, I keep an apartment in Freehold so I can get away from San Francisco as often as possible.

I would dearly love to leave California permanently, but I am still unable to obtain work authorization to hold a job in Freehold.


I have apologized many times for what I did, but I guess the girls at City Hall have long memories.


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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-06-2018, 01:39 PM

I am not very well versed on USA, as I am from a place where education is very sparse and we only learn to make tacos and burritos for the tourists.

So I want to ask, what is the risk of getting raped by a gang of homosexuals walking the streets of San Francisco? From watching TV shows and reading this site, my guess is 96%.


Disclaimer: I have no intention of jumping the glorius Wall. I have not been there for a few weeks, but I suposse is now finished, because Donald always finishes everything he said he was going to do.


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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-06-2018, 01:43 PM

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As you know, I keep an apartment in Freehold so I can get away from San Francisco as often as possible.

I would dearly love to leave California permanently, but I am still unable to obtain work authorization to hold a job in Freehold.

I have apologized many times for what I did, but I guess the girls at City Hall have long memories.
I'm aware of the "issues" involved in your return to work in Freehold. I've suggested to some here we might consider letting bygones be bygones. So far that suggestion has not prevailed. I hope you do not become discouraged and continue your efforts to become a full time Freehold resident again.


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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-06-2018, 10:36 PM

Thank you Mayor Joe Hold, you are truly an exemplar of Christian compassion and forgiveness.


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I am not very well versed on USA, as I am from a place where education is very sparse and we only learn to make tacos and burritos for the tourists.

So I want to ask, what is the risk of getting raped by a gang of homosexuals walking the streets of San Francisco? From watching TV shows and reading this site, my guess is 96%.


Disclaimer: I have no intention of jumping the glorius Wall. I have not been there for a few weeks, but I suposse is now finished, because Donald always finishes everything he said he was going to do.

The gaywise do not respect personal boundaries at all, and will rape men and boys if given the opportunity.

Fortunately, gays lack upper body strength, due to the fact that they have so much estrogen in their systems. My superior strength has therefore enabled me to successfully defend myself so far.


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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-07-2018, 07:06 AM

As I see it, it's no surprise that sensible Californians want to move out of the state - particularly in light of the fact that the Democrats have finally succeeded in turning the "Sunshine State" into a shithole.

That being said, I think that the options here fall into the following categories - all good outcomes in my opinion.

1. In a plan that might be called "No-Mo-Homo", all the "straight" residents move out leaving the state to the homers - and since they don't reproduce, they will all be gone in one generation leaving room for the straights to move back in and secure Republican government.

2. The above plan has one problem - that still leaves all the illegal Mexicans who will then proceed to take over. We can then turn the whole state back to Mexico as they and their "La Raza" sycophants have been lobbying for anyway. Another problem solved.

3. Various tectonic plate theorists have from time to time talked about various portions of the state being broken off along fault lines and sucked into the ocean. These areas are generally along the western coast - where all the Democrats, socialists, and communists live. This would open up vast areas of new ocean front property to be developed leading to an economic boom and put all the states homeless back to work. I'm certain that Jesus and Trump are looking at this option.

4. While God promised to never send a flood to wipe out mankind again (Genesis 9:8-11), He left tsunamis on the table (which He has deployed effectively from time to time). Again from the tectonic plate theorists we have the Pacific basin "Ring of Fire" that has a high probability of striking anywhere that would produce a tsunami that would wipe out the west coast of Commiefornia. God may be in the planning stages here as the recent eruptions in Hawaii and Guatemala may indicate.


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Default Re: Straight Californians Want to Leave - 06-11-2018, 02:31 PM

Why would any clear thinking straight person stay in California? He would be just sitting there waiting for God to wipe him out along with everyone else.

California insists on being the world's headquarter for debouchery and sin. God punish for this annual celebration on Castro Street:




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