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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
10-31-2012, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.
Because he has never been tempted:
Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".
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If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
10-31-2012, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Skirita
If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions
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This is the part Atheists never get. Because you have no morals you can not imagine how being a Christian having morals works. If you were a Christian it would not have surprised you at all. I have never been tempted by a woman. I have had sex with my wife to make some children and I hated every minute of it, just like God intended.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
11-01-2012, 05:41 AM
This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
11-01-2012, 05:48 AM
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This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.
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Since you're a genius, perhaps you might expound on this. Maybe you can explain to us little people why it is ignorant.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
11-01-2012, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ThatGeniusChick
This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.
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Since you're a genius, perhaps you might expound on this. Maybe you can explain to us little people why it is ignorant, using the Bible of course.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
11-01-2012, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Skittles the Lumberjack
If he has never been tempted by looking at a woman, and isn't blind, he is either gay or Jesus come back. Either one raises it's own sets of questions
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Originally Posted by ThatMongoloidChick
This is by far the stupidest, most ignorant thing I have ever read in my life.
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I have seen stupider, more ignorant things said by atheists here . . . but I agree, this one is definitely up there.
Why not start your own introduction thread, and tell us about your church, and your favorite Bible verse, and your walk with Jesus? We want to get to know you!
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
12-28-2012, 12:38 AM
you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
12-28-2012, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Celtic Gods
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Why do you seek to persecute us, young lady? Who are you, and why do you hate Jesus so much? Is your name Siobahn? If so, why do you not write "Scieohbarn"? That would be more logical. But I know logic and reasoning are difficult for you little people.
YBIC
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
12-28-2012, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Celtic Gods
you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers
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You know, we are blessed by your unjust persecution. The Bible tells us so:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
12-28-2012, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Celtic Demons
you are just a bunch of pathetic idiots that would believe anything anyone said, oh yeah i made an account just for this just to tell you how narrow minded you are, i don't get why you are so stupid and judge people for what they do. the truth is that we are all human beings no matter what we do and nobody deserves to burn forever, a god that sends people to a pit of fire is a shit god, is not a true god. May the Old Gods have mercy on your souls, Brothers
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FASHION POLICE -
06-03-2018, 03:38 PM
Following fashions in clothing, shoes or gloves and especially steampunk face-masks, head-goggles or hippie toe-jewellery is to be avoided by all means. Modest attire is required by God for approval to enter Heaven, worn throughout our earthly lives and in particular following the gift of Salvation. Because not everyone wore appropriate designs as heathens.
Take a hippie wearing a kilt with jingles on his toes and luminous deely boppers. He is sitting on a rock. Imagine what happens when he says, "Ah, you've noticed my toe-rings, do take a closer look.." and he makes them jingle for you waving a foot around in the air honestly the deely boppers will be the least of your problems. Haut couture is no better. I've noticed more contrasty pigments are in vogue this season, a little more sheer for summer and apart from being ludicrously overpriced for what you get walking around in this stuff is not something a Christian would ever consider.
I'm sure others have walked into a boutique, very smartly dressed, and you'd think the staff were all having strokes at the same time the way they look at you, aghast. The necks stiffen, the lips curl almost curl not quite but they're curling on the inside they can't hide it: revulsion. Whoever did their hair must have been on LSD for a month but fashion police give a nod and what they're wearing wouldn't be out of place in the local bordello. Which is where the music seems to be suggesting you should clock on for a weekend or two. I couldn't help myself. I just had to try on the most clashing garments I could find just to see if they could sneer any harder. A couple of them started whispering but I'm shy by nature and thought if I carried on like this the manager would probably vomit so I left them to it.
Hell would be the ultimate destination for anyone so enticed, into the shop into the lifestyle and into the crazed hairdresser's. Sure, the fashion police will smile and bob when they see you coming, nod with approval to their minions who'll pretend they're not looking but they are. It's a snare set out for Christians who may think a smart look is appropriate, which it is of course, but this freak show is something to avoid. Not perhaps in the TOP 7 but a certain portal, into the pit, forever.
And yes .. they could. sneer a bit harder. Tough! But they managed it.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
06-27-2018, 08:03 PM
Thank you for sharing this information with us Brother.
But, would it be a good deed if somone invaded Iceland? I mean, it is a sinful place after all.
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Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them) -
06-28-2018, 12:28 PM
I'm not sure if this was your introduction post? If so it seems a bit minimalist?
Somewhere between Pierre Boulez and Hieronymus Bosch? There is something called Goa trance; have you heard of it?
Iceland is similarly an island off the coast of a continent or sub-continent or larger island as in the case of Tasmania some of which have slightly differing weather so there's a few areas (geographical and artistic) well set up for heathens to avoid ever hearing about Jesus and yet you've decided on our intro. forum bringing you closer to an actual introduction but can I be certain yet you're not headed for everlasting torture yourself?
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