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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
09-27-2014, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
It bothers me to no end that each year Christmas become less holy and Halloween becomes more Satanic. Satan is winning this great spiritual war.
Landover Baptist stands alone fighting these two trends.
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Please don't feel depressed, satan is fighting hard but we know he won't prevail (Hebrews 2:14) We're not alone, Jesus is with us (1 John 4:15)!
Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you - James 4:7
COME LORD!!!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 04:49 PM
It is actually a Mexican Tradition formally known as Day of the Dead. Use Google you idiot. Seriously do you guys have Google or ever leave the southern states?
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 04:55 PM
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It is actually a Mexican Tradition formally known as Day of the Dead. Use Google you idiot. Seriously do you guys have Google or ever leave the southern states?
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Typical chuco's to worship Satan: one step away from those damned Cathlics.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Anna Lee James
Your insane, like clinically...
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"Your" = belongs to you. "You're" = contraction of "you are".
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Not much chance of that. Hitler was Catholic.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Anna Lee James
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Whatever happened to you that you have such hate for Jesus?
I will pray for you.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 05:13 PM
AND THE CHILD ARMY PROPAGANDA!!!! I CAN SEE WHY MOST OTHER COUNTRIES HATE US IF THEY SEE THIS SORT OF THING. I CAN SEE WHY WE ARE BEING ATTACKED AND WHERE BOMBED. THIS FORUM IS THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 05:18 PM
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Whatever happened to you that you have such hate for Jesus?
I will pray for you.
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Jesus doesn't handout video game consoles. Evidence of your corruption!
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-01-2014, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Anna Lee James
Jesus doesn't handout video game consoles. Evidence of your corruption!
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Did you mean to reply to somebody else? I don't know what that means and I don't have an Atari or a Nintendo.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-03-2014, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
The kind of children who go out soliciting candy from strangers - in my country it's only the Scotch, who I am told originated this vile custom - mostly do have sores in their mouths. And elsewhere, but let's not go into that here. So, what is your point exactly?
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We are Scots. Not Scotch. Your ignorance in defying our country is ridiculous. If you are to mock our great nation of freedom fighters and our customs I will have you raised on a state immediately and paraded around Kent.
When we crush you again like we did in Bannockburn, and we will. England will be no country of the free but of paupers. God has always been on the side of the Scots and we will fight for our freedom whether you like it or not.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-03-2014, 03:57 PM
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We are Scots. Not Scotch. Your ignorance in defying our country is ridiculous. If you are to mock our great nation of freedom fighters and our customs I will have you raised on a state immediately and paraded around Kent.
When we crush you again like we did in Bannockburn, and we will. England will be no country of the free but of paupers. God has always been on the side of the Scots and we will fight for our freedom whether you like it or not.
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I guess he's planning to have Mel Gipson save their ass again. It was just a movie son.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-04-2014, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I guess he's planning to have Mel Gipson save their ass again. It was just a movie son.
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And he must think Mel is Scotch, too. Everyone knows he's from Austria. No doubt the Scotch have a time running around showing what's under their kilts for kandy on satan's birthday. They need to show allegiance to the queen and fall on their faces before Jesus, if you ask me. Silly Scotch sinners. Hmph.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)? -
10-04-2014, 07:51 PM
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You notice that none of these Scotch supporters actually live up among the bogs and tenements? Mel Gibson, Sean Connery, etc. Most of the rest of them come south to England, stealing our men's jobs and lowering the average height and IQ. They are Britain's equivalent of the Polacks in oh so many ways and when England secedes from the UK and becomes a non-self-governing territory of the USA, as I pray will happen very soon, we will deport them all.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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