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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:51 AM
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Buy a King James Bible.

Open it.

Read it from cover to cover.

Follow everything it says in your day to day life.


Ummm...still waiting....just cause you read the bible does not mean your a Christian...

I'll wait all night for your "Definition" of a "True Christian"....
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:56 AM
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"I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........
A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 03:20 AM
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A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

Exodus 22:9 For all manner of trespass, whether it be for ox, for ass, for sheep, for raiment, or for any manner of lost thing which another challengeth to be his, the cause of both parties shall come before the judges; and whom the judges shall condemn, he shall pay double unto his neighbour.

This goes for all you that want to distroy another persons belongings (home haunters props)....
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 03:32 AM
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Exodus 22:9 For all manner of trespass, whether it be for ox, for ass, for sheep, for raiment, or for any manner of lost thing which another challengeth to be his, the cause of both parties shall come before the judges; and whom the judges shall condemn, he shall pay double unto his neighbour.

This goes for all you that want to distroy another persons belongings (home haunters props)....
We obey secular laws, as demanded by God.

That means that the destruction of props by True Christians™ only occurs in jurisdictions where such decorating is illegal.

Care to try again?

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 03:32 AM
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A True Christian™ is someone who follows the entire Bible, not just the parts he likes. Pretty simple, really. In fact, Wash told you, and you decided to

Now, you have twice told us that we were Biblically incorrect, and I asked you to show us where, using Scripture to support your assertions.

Surprisingly enough, I'm still waiting. I'd guess that's because you have never bothered to read the Bible, you just go about telling people what you THINK it would say, if only it said what YOU think it SHOULD say.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Zechariah 7:9 Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother:
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 03:44 AM
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We obey secular laws, as demanded by God.

That means that the destruction of props by True Christians™ only occurs in jurisdictions where such decorating is illegal.

Care to try again?

You show me a law that says you can not decorate your dwelling for any holiday...who are you to judge what anyone puts on the front of their house, expressing their freedoms of expression (and right to bear arms)

ARTICLE 18

United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, 1948

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

The First Amendment

The Constitution of the United States of America

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof: or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Displaying of item in someones yard is considered a freedom of speech!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 03:49 AM
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Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Zechariah 7:9 Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, saying, Execute true judgment, and shew mercy and compassions every man to his brother:
Dear Godmocker,

Please take the time to read my sermon on the subject of judging others HERE.

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Ummm...still waiting....just cause you read the bible does not mean your a Christian...

I'll wait all night for your "Definition" of a "True Christian"....
Matthew 12:47-50 Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee.
But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren?
And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren!
For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 04:28 AM
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You show me a law that says you can not decorate your dwelling for any holiday...who are you to judge what anyone puts on the front of their house, expressing their freedoms of expression (and right to bear arms)

ARTICLE 18

United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights, 1948

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

The First Amendment

The Constitution of the United States of America

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof: or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Displaying of item in someones yard is considered a freedom of speech!
Apparently you have never heard of CC&Rs (community covenants and restrictions), which are legally binding and apply to all of Freehold, Iowa. These are rules that all property purchasers must agree to and which are legally binding.

Sorry, the freedom of speech does not apply. That is about government censorship, not the people willingly outlawing perversion in their own town and using a legal means of enforcement.

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 12-08-2014, 02:15 AM
"trunk-or-treat? That's a Mormon thing, you're a Mormon? Then you're not a Christian"
I'll have you know I am a Mormon and Mormons ARE christians God is my savior my reedemer. His son died for our sins. Yes, I am a haunter and proud of it, How Dare you accuse us of being "Perverted" Halloween Is not a Pagan holiday. Also, The lord teaches us to love our enemies so you shouldn't be judging us. Yes, I am very strict about what decorations I set up I know what's evil and what is not. How about a video from my haunt? *** smut link removed ***
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So how many wives do you have, freak?

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"trunk-or-treat? That's a Mormon thing, you're a Mormon? Then you're not a Christian"
I'll have you know I am a Mormon and Mormons ARE christians God is my savior my reedemer. His son died for our sins. Yes, I am a haunter and proud of it, How Dare you accuse us of being "Perverted" Halloween Is not a Pagan holiday. Also, The lord teaches us to love our enemies so you shouldn't be judging us. Yes, I am very strict about what decorations I set up I know what's evil and what is not. How about a video from my haunt? *** smut link removed ***
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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