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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 01-30-2009, 03:14 PM

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Well, perhaps you don't agree with his interpretation. But can you then explain to me how your interpretation is better?
At last! A sensible question from a person open-minded enough to learn something! Ahem!, Your answer is, "God did it." That, Jessev, is not only AN answer, it is THE answer and is the PERFECT answer
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 01-30-2009, 09:03 PM

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The Sun goes underneath the Earth during the night.



that might be true if the sun revolved around the earth. but it doesnt. the earth revolves around the sun.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 01-30-2009, 10:12 PM

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that might be true if the sun revolved around the earth. but it doesnt. the earth revolves around the sun.
Are we supposed to believe that just on your say-so? Where's your proof? God says the Earth doesn't move.

1Chr 16:30 Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved.
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Ps 96:10 Say among the heathen that the LORD reigneth: the world also shall be established that it shall not be moved: he shall judge the people righteously.

The Bible also clearly and consistently describes the Earth as being set up on foundations, and the sun and moon as lights that move across the sky.

I believe I'll take God's word over the say-so of some random internet troll.

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 10:39 PM

How would one explain how a passenger can take several international flights in the same direction and arrive in the city of original departure?
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 10:47 PM

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How would one explain how a passenger can take several international flights in the same direction and arrive in the city of original departure?
Coins are round. The Bible describes the earth as a disk.



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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 10:49 PM

thats what the government wants you to think, the aircrafts just fly in circles never in the same direction.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 10:53 PM

yeah, just like a coin........it only seems round because the airplane goes around. its like a snow globe!
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:04 PM

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Coins are round. The Bible describes the earth as a disk.
The bible also describes the earth having corners. Which shape is it?
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:05 PM

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The bible also describes the earth having corners. Which shape is it?
It used to be shaped like a rectangular sponge until the flood. Then it absorbed all the water and became an oviod.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:14 PM

tell him pastor tell him
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:20 PM

Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
I hope a double helix is next.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:24 PM

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Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
I hope a double helix is next.
This is the final shape. NOW can you see GOD'S power?


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:24 PM

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Amazing! Our Earth has taken the form of a coin, sponge, and now egg.
I hope a double helix is next.
why are you being so closed minded, read the word of god and you will understand clearly.

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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:32 PM

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This is the final shape. NOW can you see GOD'S power?
Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:34 PM

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Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.
answer me this...

are you practical and aesthetic?
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:36 PM

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Why is the ovoid the final shape? A sphere seems more practical and aesthetic.
Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:39 PM

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Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-03-2009, 11:55 PM

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At the top of the page, under the GODLY American flag is a menu item called 'user cp'. Click on it and see what you can do.


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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-04-2009, 12:03 AM

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Are Manatees practical and aesthetic, or Satanic water buffalo?
Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.
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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-04-2009, 12:05 AM

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Along with the earth they must be slaves to God's Chaos.
slave of god?!?! can someone ban this guy already.

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