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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 01-29-2014, 10:30 PM

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 01-29-2014, 10:52 PM

Ok I will thanks for telling me
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 01-29-2014, 11:15 PM

After due consideration I decided to share my views on this subject.

We see from the bible that the a sharp knife is the proper way for a CLEAN sacrifice.

Genesis 22:10

And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

So the mercy of a sharp knife is the reward for the pure that are sacrificed to GOD or to the well being of the master race, humans.

As mentioned earlier, the CLEAN animals and people that misbehave are stoned.

Be it a particularly sinful sodomite or a murdering ox.

In this case they would deserve the knife had they not gone against the law of GOD.

So we see a scale forming,

CLEAN+WELL BEHAVED= Merciful death

CLEAN+BAD BEHAVIOUR= Violent death

Now as we enter unclean beings it is clear that we're dealing with and increasing necessity to inflict violence and pain

Psalms 137:9


Happy shall he be, that taketh
And dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


And the cat being a most satanic of familiars should receive NO LESS than the head bashing treatment.

This is not to say that you cannot be creative, GOD will torture all sinners in the most creative ways in hell, the guidelines HE gave us (e.g. stoning et al) are just MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS.

That's why you can rest assured that GOD will not think less of you for merely squatting a fly (crushing trumps dashing that trumps stoning), but baby JESUS himself will look proudly upon your son when he slowly dismembers an unclean critter that crawls.

BTW, fleas, mosquitoes and lice deserve a particularly horrid ending as they impinge upon GOD's monopoly on blood. Every time a bug bites he's stealing from GOD!

Leviticus 17:11

For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.

Hope the good Pastors will clarify any of my shortcomings in this most brief of explanations.

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 12:33 AM

I really do hope this is some sort of sick joke, and you're taking the mick out of these retarded orthodox insane bible belt Christians...

But why the piffle would you do something like that to an innocent animal? How the hell can an animal be possessed for scratching or pushing a kid? If a kid did that you wouldn't call it possessed or plan on killing it would you? It's in an animal's nature, given by God to do something like that. With a parent like you the kids are probably more piffleed up than the kittens and were the ones that provoked the kittens... It's an animal how would it know any better? Just because it makes a mistake and harms a human doesn't mean it should receive such a disgusting and inhumane sort of treatment... Taking the Bible so literally that you would torture and kill an innocent animal, WOW, the Bible contradicts itself so much and you would take something so literal to that extent? If that were going to be that literal, you'd wear clothes of all the same material, you wouldn't eat bacon, you wouldn't have round hair cuts, you wouldn't play football or soccer, use fortune cookies, wear gold, along with many other stuff taken far to literally. You are really sick and twisted if you would do something like that to a defenseless animal, if you were scratched or pushed by an innocent child whom knows no better would you say that it had to be tortured? No. Life is given by God, something scared and blessed that you are destroying.

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 12:42 AM

New to the internet, I looked on the first page and what I read was utter bullsht, you must be new to reading because by the looks of it... an animal that scratched a kid? WOW, possessed by Satan obviously because it's doing something within it's nature...
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New to the internet, I looked on the first page and what I read was utter bullsht, you must be new to reading because by the looks of it... an animal that scratched a kid? WOW, possessed by Satan obviously because it's doing something within it's nature...
Are you a "brony"? Is that why you put animals above people?


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I really do hope this is some sort of sick joke, and you're taking the mick out of these retarded orthodox insane bible belt Christians...

But why the piffle would you do something like that to an innocent animal? How the hell can an animal be possessed for scratching or pushing a kid? If a kid did that you wouldn't call it possessed or plan on killing it would you? It's in an animal's nature, given by God to do something like that. With a parent like you the kids are probably more piffleed up than the kittens and were the ones that provoked the kittens... It's an animal how would it know any better? Just because it makes a mistake and harms a human doesn't mean it should receive such a disgusting and inhumane sort of treatment... Taking the Bible so literally that you would torture and kill an innocent animal, WOW, the Bible contradicts itself so much and you would take something so literal to that extent? If that were going to be that literal, you'd wear clothes of all the same material, you wouldn't eat bacon, you wouldn't have round hair cuts, you wouldn't play football or soccer, use fortune cookies, wear gold, along with many other stuff taken far to literally. You are really sick and twisted if you would do something like that to a defenseless animal, if you were scratched or pushed by an innocent child whom knows no better would you say that it had to be tortured? No. Life is given by God, something scared and blessed that you are destroying.

Well it doesn't matter what I say, you will continue living your freakish, disgusting life and we will see who spends their eternity in hell
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 12:56 AM

Put animals above people? I never said I put animals above people, it is wrong and sadistic to do such a thing. If you and your kind of people were actually civilized then you would know such things are wrong, clearly the fault is with your parents who have taught the same sadistic morals to you, as you will pass onto your children.

Well if you follow the Bible to the letter, then you've never worn clothes of different material? never ate bacon? never had a round hair cuts? never played football or soccer? never worn gold? never used a fortune cookie? SURE you follow the Bible to the letter, or at least you think you do.

I pity you because you know nothing other than to be pig ignorant, closed-minded, and a foul set of people who have been born, bred and will die in the same vile manner.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 12:58 AM

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Put animals above people? I never said I put animals above people, it is wrong and sadistic to do such a thing. If you and your kind of people were actually civilized then you would know such things are wrong, clearly the fault is with your parents who have taught the same sadistic morals to you, as you will pass onto your children.

Well if you follow the Bible to the letter, then you've never worn clothes of different material? never ate bacon? never had a round hair cuts? never played football or soccer? never worn gold? never used a fortune cookie? SURE you follow the Bible to the letter, or at least you think you do.

I pity you because you know nothing other than to be pig ignorant, closed-minded, and a foul set of people who have been born, bred and will die in the same vile manner.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 12:58 AM

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Put animals above people? I never said I put animals above people, it is wrong and sadistic to do such a thing. If you and your kind of people were actually civilized then you would know such things are wrong, clearly the fault is with your parents who have taught the same sadistic morals to you, as you will pass onto your children.

Well if you follow the Bible to the letter, then you've never worn clothes of different material? never ate bacon? never had a round hair cuts? never played football or soccer? never worn gold? never used a fortune cookie? SURE you follow the Bible to the letter, or at least you think you do.

I pity you because you know nothing other than to be pig ignorant, closed-minded, and a foul set of people who have been born, bred and will die in the same vile manner.
Son, do you really think I would wear my hair in a round, bowl cut?



Why is it so hard for you to believe that True Christians are perfect?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:05 AM

Precisely, you think you are perfect with no exception for any other belief but your own. There is no true Christian, you restrict yourselves to certain beliefs about God and refuse to accept any other - not everyone is as ignorant as you.

And I don't know what hair cut that is, but it certainly isn't a good one...
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Cool Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:07 AM

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Put animals above people? I never said I put animals above people, it is wrong and sadistic to do such a thing. If you and your kind of people were actually civilized then you would know such things are wrong, clearly the fault is with your parents who have taught the same sadistic morals to you, as you will pass onto your children.

Well if you follow the Bible to the letter, then you've never worn clothes of different material? never ate bacon? never had a round hair cuts? never played football or soccer? never worn gold? never used a fortune cookie? SURE you follow the Bible to the letter, or at least you think you do.

I pity you because you know nothing other than to be pig ignorant, closed-minded, and a foul set of people who have been born, bred and will die in the same vile manner.
Welcome Bobby. Not sure what bee is in your bonnet. However, this is not some back alley of San Jose, this is Christian forum where God is followed irrespective of personal opinions. So I'll ask that you leave them at the door along with any foul habits you may have.

So tell me Bobby, what is the 'special attraction' you have for cats?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:12 AM

It is not a 'special attraction' it is defending the name of an animal, because it cannot do it for itself... If it were a puppy, a lamb, a bear cub... whatever the animal I would defend it because it is innocent and cannot help what is in it's nature, it cannot defend itself against the twisted people in this world.
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:24 AM

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It is not a 'special attraction' it is defending the name of an animal, because it cannot do it for itself... If it were a puppy, a lamb, a bear cub... whatever the animal I would defend it because it is innocent and cannot help what is in it's nature, it cannot defend itself against the twisted people in this world.
So I take it you are a vegetarian?

Do you know who else was a vegetarian? Hitler! That's who!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:31 AM

Yes, yes I am. And so what, you could use that argument for anything - Hitler was a Christian, does that make all Christians alike him? David Berkowitz was a serial killer and a Christian, I could name more and more serial killers who were Christian, but that doesn't make everyone else who follows Christianity a serial killer does it? Just like being a Vegetarian doesn't liken me to Hitler So now to add to the list you are also stereotypical, what a surprise...
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Yes, yes I am. And so what, you could use that argument for anything - Hitler was a Christian, does that make all Christians alike him? David Berkowitz was a serial killer and a Christian, I could name more and more serial killers who were Christian, but that doesn't make everyone else who follows Christianity a serial killer does it? Just like being a Vegetarian doesn't liken me to Hitler So now to add to the list you are also stereotypical, what a surprise...
Hitler was a Catholic (not Christian).

Berkowitz is a damned joo.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:41 AM

Okay, to Hitler was a Catholic, does that make all Catholics evil people who commit mass genocide, to millions of innocent people? Just because one person does something wrong it does not make the entire set of people who have one minor common belief the same as them. Such ignorance...
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Default Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? - 02-17-2014, 01:47 AM

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Okay, to Hitler was a Catholic, does that make all Catholics evil people who commit mass genocide, to millions of innocent people?
Looking at history - yes.
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