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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 02:37 AM
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That's not a cat. That's clearly a panther. Well, it still is of the cat family but you were, I'm guessing, referring to domestic cats.
And black cats hardly 'become gothic', they can't help the color of their fur. Sheesh.
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Yeah cat lady, cats are cats, I don't think I ever heard of a gothic cat.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 02:49 AM
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Molecules are made up of cells.
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Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.
Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 02:57 AM
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Cells make up molecules. Bacteria is a unicellular organism. Either way it disproves god.
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Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.
The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.
You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 03:02 AM
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Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.
The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.
You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.
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Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 03:04 AM
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Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.
Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.
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There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 03:48 AM
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Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?
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Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?
I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 03:51 AM
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There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?
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Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 07:29 AM
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I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?
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Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 05:40 PM
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Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.
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Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 05:45 PM
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Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.
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OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 05:50 PM
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OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.
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And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-26-2006, 05:50 PM
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Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.
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Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."
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And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.
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So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-27-2006, 01:44 AM
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Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.
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Haha! Bullswool is even worse! Where do you come up with this??
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-27-2006, 01:49 AM
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Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?
I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?
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Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-27-2006, 03:52 AM
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Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.
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I am not "what's his face" you little tramp!
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-27-2006, 04:51 AM
Now I generally wouldn't do this, but in her "defense", she sees so MANY men's faces in a day in her, ahem, "line of work", that its hard for her to keep them straight. Generally its easier for her to just cough out a "next" and move on to the next "gentleman". To differentiate you from any of her "customers" is too difficult a task for her female "mind" (and a bad one at that).
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-28-2006, 05:38 PM
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Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."
So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault?
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Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-28-2006, 05:42 PM
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Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.
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Slugging someone in the face is technically a 'battery'. All of you bad kids in the 'hood' should know that already.. This is a good example of an assault:
"And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV."
-Icky the assaulter
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-28-2006, 06:03 PM
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Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault.
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So you think it's legal to just go up to people in the street and punch them in the face?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
11-28-2006, 09:07 PM
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Molecules are made up of cells.
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Um, no.
Molecules are made up of atoms.
Thought you were a scientician.
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