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Default Re: why the hate? - 01-08-2011, 04:50 PM

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i have just joined this forum and am shocked to see the hatered being spread mainly towards atheists and such it says at the top unsaved welcome yet you call them unsaved trash why insult them that hardly makes them feel welcome in your community


and why oh why is grammar and spelling necessary on an online forum? and is not wishing to do so being stupid its a faster more efficient way of typing with less words less time spent correcting words with the message still clearly conveyed.
Well, I'm really glad you could come here to our Godly thread knowing that this is not a debate forum; trying to instigate a debate; disrespecting God and our fellow True Christians™.

And you ask why we call atheists stupid? And why grammar is important? Well perhaps, if your atheists parents or teachers had not been busy performing sodomy on each other, they could have given you proper reading skills and we would not be having this little chat.

Notice that it says unsaved UNwelcome above.

1 Corinthians 15:33

And that, my lesser nonbelieving sinner is why grammar is important, for we are unable to communicate if people can't read or write properly. How would any of us be able to help save unsaved trash like you if we can't understand each other?

If you really think we are being hateful and ungodly, perhaps you should sit down with the good old KJV1611 and begin to understand what god expects form us. Here is one of my favorite verses to wet your appetite. Perhaps after reading you will understand that there is a reason why we may seem hateful to people like you.

Deuteronomy 17:2-5
2If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,

3And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

4And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:

5Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
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Default Re: why the hate? - 01-08-2011, 05:18 PM

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and why oh why is grammar and spelling necessary on an online forum? and is not wishing to do so being stupid its a faster more efficient way of typing with less words less time spent correcting words with the message still clearly conveyed.
i cna wirte whtih spelineg eroers an ewe caan sitll undrstund wat i meen butt dooes tat hlep at lall?


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-08-2011, 09:46 PM

no Nobar King it dose not help but their is no problem in the first place except that you think that their is a problem when their isn't one

haha sorry i missed the un part honest mistake oh well the damage is dealt
again insulting my teachers and parents of who's background is a mystery to you really isn't helping your argument
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-29-2011, 07:29 AM

Hello, you guys don't know me but i stumbled upon your forum, and to be honest. I am completely disgusted, would you seriously let someone RAPE your daughter and then BURN her?! Well to let you know, my name is Adam. A biblical name and I was raised a strong Christian. I have since changed to an Atheist point of view. You want to know why? Because of the extremist views I saw that my dad had. He beat my brother and he lost custody of my and my brother (Matthew). Now he is a lonely man with no relationship with anyone but God. So your telling me Atheist's are ignorant and dumb? I've got pretty good reasons, a living HELL while living with my dad in my earlier years.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-29-2011, 08:08 AM

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Hello, you guys don't know me but i stumbled upon your forum, and to be honest. I am completely disgusted, would you seriously let someone RAPE your daughter and then BURN her?! Well to let you know, my name is Adam. A biblical name and I was raised a strong Christian. I have since changed to an Atheist point of view. You want to know why? Because of the extremist views I saw that my dad had. He beat my brother and he lost custody of my and my brother (Matthew). Now he is a lonely man with no relationship with anyone but God. So your telling me Atheist's are ignorant and dumb? I've got pretty good reasons, a living HELL while living with my dad in my earlier years.
Search the scriptures. Everything we post is in there. Maybe you think we have taken the Word out of context?

Acts 17:11 These were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so.

We have a few hundred years of Biblical research behind us. I would love to share with you the Good News, friend!


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-30-2011, 05:09 AM

Atheists are incredibly close minded. I have always been baffled by the fact that Atheists refuse to open their minds up to the simple truth! This world was created for THEM and they don't appreciate it at all. God created everyone on this earth simply so they could lead True Christian lives and praise his name! and nothing offends him more than when his own creations deliberately turn their backs on him! Godless atheists: let God's glory shine upon you, for if you do not, his hell fire will rain upon you instead.

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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-30-2011, 08:37 AM

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Hello, you guys don't know me but i stumbled upon your forum, and to be honest. I am completely disgusted, would you seriously let someone RAPE your daughter and then BURN her?! Well to let you know, my name is Adam. A biblical name and I was raised a strong Christian. I have since changed to an Atheist point of view. You want to know why? Because of the extremist views I saw that my dad had. He beat my brother and he lost custody of my and my brother (Matthew). Now he is a lonely man with no relationship with anyone but God. So your telling me Atheist's are ignorant and dumb? I've got pretty good reasons, a living HELL while living with my dad in my earlier years.
I'm not sure what your name has to do with anything. Did John Wayne Gacey ride a horse and stand 7 feet tall in boots and hat?


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-30-2011, 03:12 PM

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I am completely disgusted, would you seriously let someone RAPE your daughter and then BURN her?!
But of course, we do everything God says we should do. The alternative is Hell.

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No. Otherwise you would know what is in the Holy Bible and you clearly don't. Your father should be ashamed for not teaching you about the Bible. He will burn in Hell for that.

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Yes they are. You being an excellent example of this.

Also rubber arrows are very ineffective. Use blended-metal bullets instead.


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 01-30-2011, 07:21 PM

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Hello, you guys don't know me but i stumbled upon your forum, and to be honest. I am completely disgusted, would you seriously let someone RAPE your daughter and then BURN her?! Well to let you know, my name is Adam. A biblical name and I was raised a strong Christian. I have since changed to an Atheist point of view. You want to know why? Because of the extremist views I saw that my dad had. He beat my brother and he lost custody of my and my brother (Matthew). Now he is a lonely man with no relationship with anyone but God. So your telling me Atheist's are ignorant and dumb? I've got pretty good reasons, a living HELL while living with my dad in my earlier years.
Quit your whining. Your father was only doing what God commands when he beat your brother:

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes

Proverbs 23:13-14
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-03-2011, 11:17 PM

If im not mistaken, "Stupid Atheists!" isn't flaming? NOTHING I have said was flaming and I only gave a few logical reason as to why I thought your title was incorrect. But remember, your not allowed to freely think, someone already does all that for you doesn't he?
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-04-2011, 07:16 AM

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If im not mistaken, "Stupid Atheists!" isn't flaming? NOTHING I have said was flaming and I only gave a few logical reason as to why I thought your title was incorrect. But remember, your not allowed to freely think, someone already does all that for you doesn't he?
Oh right, because my husband was thinking specifically about you when he started this thread. Did you bother to read what he wrote? To sum it up. ATHEISTS ARE ATHEISTS BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE.

Only one atheist has shown up that is an exception to the rule (doesn't that one exception prove the rule?).

You have a bit of an ego issue, don't you.


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-04-2011, 07:54 AM

Hey Christians, If the world is flat why hasn't anyone fallen off the edge?
Checkmate
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Hey Christians, If the world is flat why hasn't anyone fallen off the edge?
Checkmate
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That one's just too easy. If they fell off, they couldn't very well come back and tell anyone about it, could they?
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Hey Christians, If the world is flat why hasn't anyone fallen off the edge?
Checkmate
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It's so sad when these pathetic mockers of THE LORD declare themselves the winner.

They will discover that this doesn't work in the real world the moment they die. GOD is the Great Decider of who wins and goes to eternal Heaven or loses and goes to the Lake of Fire.

Your dago god won't help you, and in fact, you'll suffer for it, Hellbound! Your only chance is the 1611 King James Bible, stop mocking and start reading.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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It's so sad when these pathetic mockers of THE LORD declare themselves the winner.

They will discover that this doesn't work in the real world the moment they die. GOD is the Great Decider of who wins and goes to eternal Heaven or loses and goes to the Lake of Fire.

Your dago god won't help you, and in fact, you'll suffer for it, Hellbound! Your only chance is the 1611 King James Bible, stop mocking and start reading.
I'm sorry for the way I phrased that thing about the world being flat, But even If I was a Christian, and I wanted to join your church, I would not be able to accept the fact that the earth is flat, Unless I walked across the face of the earth, and found it for myself. Sorry! Just don't have what it takes to believe that
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-04-2011, 09:55 AM

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I'm sorry for the way I phrased that thing about the world being flat, But even If I was a Christian, and I wanted to join your church, I would not be able to accept the fact that the earth is flat, Unless I walked across the face of the earth, and found it for myself. Sorry! Just don't have what it takes to believe that
But you must! Submit to the Will of God.

Whatever He says in the 1611 King James Bible is right, no matter what you think. That stubborn pride you have will be your undoing!

Trust in God's Truth and walk the narrow path. You will be mocked and shunned, and live a miserable life. But when you die, you will sing praises to God forever in Heaven, while all hordes who denied Him burn forever! Isn't that beautiful?


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-04-2011, 09:38 PM

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But you must! Submit to the Will of God.

Whatever He says in the 1611 King James Bible is right, no matter what you think. That stubborn pride you have will be your undoing!

Trust in God's Truth and walk the narrow path. You will be mocked and shunned, and live a miserable life. But when you die, you will sing praises to God forever in Heaven, while all hordes who denied Him burn forever! Isn't that beautiful?
Yeah, It's a nice concept, but it's not realistic to me.
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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 02-04-2011, 09:41 PM

If you read the Bible in full acceptance, you will see its Truth and then you will believe.





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Angry Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-22-2012, 02:23 PM

Have you ever seen such a stupid motor mouth satanic idiot, this just proves how stupid atheists are.
http://youtu.be/BwTdChdy6ygI think this sick canadian she wolf is trying to take away my virginity


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Default Re: Stupid Atheists! - 05-22-2012, 02:29 PM

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But even If I was a Christian, and I wanted to join your church, I would not be able to accept the fact that the earth is flat, Unless I walked across the face of the earth, and found it for myself.
How could you be a Christian without accepting that the Bible is the Word of God?


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