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Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 01:51 AM
Once again the noble Rush is being attacked by the liberal PC Police for speaking the truth. Apparently, during the commie dictator, Hugh Zingtao's, visit to the his buddy, Barry Obowdown, the im-POTUS, Fox News didn't pick up the translator feed during part of the little chinaman's speech. Rush noted how horrible this was by saying:
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RUSH: "Ah, never mind, we're not going to gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because, well, the, Hu Jintao, he was speaking and they weren't translating. They normally, some translator, every couple of words, but Hu Jintao was just going CHING CHONG, CHING CHOW CHONG CHA, CHONG CHANG, CHING CHONG CHIBABABA, OH CHONGHING CHI CHIGARAI, CHENG CHI CHI. CHING ZHA BABA CHENGA CHENG CHI CHI CHI. CHANGI. OOOOOO. CHING CHOLABA BABA. GE CHOW CHOW BA. Nobody was translating."
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(Audio available in the link above.)
What is wrong with this? That is how they talk! If it had been a different race, I am sure Rush would have properly portrayed their freakishly weird speech as well. For example, if they had been islamofascists, he would have said, "Hurka durka moohamad jihad! Durcka hurcka durcka durcka hurka jihad jihad acccchhhhhhht patooey moohamad pedo wurka durcka jihad."
Or if they had been slavic, he would have just avoided using any vowels at all: "Cxvrtlk strmpish klxnrvk!"
And if it had been an atheist he wold have just said "Hurr de durr de hurr de durr de hurr!"
He already covered the romanians by pointing out that he was going to avoid stealing from Fox like a gypsy when he said he wasn't going to "gyp" them! I don't know why he didn't just say he wasn't going to jew them, but he knows more than I do about being politically subtle.
Liberals will complain about ANYTHING!!!!!
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 02:06 AM
Silly foreigners and their "language". The KJV1611 is printed in English for a reason!
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 02:10 AM
I can't understand all that chinky chinky stuff. I would need a translator for that.
Can't we just have fair trade and be over with it?
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 02:18 PM
I did some scientific research and I think that Rush was pulling our legs a bit. I used Google Translate to translate his words into Chinese and back into English and I came up with this:
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Cheng Zhuang, Green, Mr Charles Chong, Chang Chuang, Cheng Chuang CHIBABABA, Ohio CHONGHING intellectual CHIGARAI, Cheng Qiqi. Charles Cheng Cheng Chi Chi Chi aminobutyric acid CHENGA. Changi. OOOOOO. Cheng CHOLABA aminobutyric acid. Bachelor Chow GE.
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At first I thought that this was a bunch of gibberish, but looking closer, I discovered that Rush actually DOES speak Chinese and was sending out a coded message to someone. Take a closer look:
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Cheng Zhuang, Green, Mr Charles Chong, Chang Chuang, Cheng Chuang CHIBABABA, Ohio CHONGHING intellectual CHIGARAI, Cheng Qiqi. Charles Cheng Cheng Chi Chi Chi aminobutyric acid CHENGA. Changi. OOOOOO. Cheng CHOLABA aminobutyric acid. Bachelor Chow GE.
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What could this mean, fellow True Christians™? Is he trying to tell us something?
Perhaps that a radical green environmentalist called Mr. Charles Chong from Ohio, who is an elitist intellectual, is going to slip aminobutyric acid (alph or gamma aminobutyric acid? Rush doesn't tell us!) into some "bachelor chow" (Hot Pockets? Microwave Pizzas? Baconnaise?) by infiltrating GE or one of its subsidiaries?
What should we do?
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 03:11 PM
Try holding a business luncheon with a slope. The lack of language is bad enough the food will kill ya.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 05:40 PM
As you all probably know, I spend quite a bit of the year visiting my many factories in Asia, and I can tell you that the Chinee are by far the worst when it comes to language. I can understand the Gooks and Flips a lot better than the Chinks. When the translator says to the foreman "This children's toy needs 20% more lead," he might just as well be saying, "If anybody else faints, they're getting a beating." It all sounds the same to me.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 05:44 PM
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When the translator says to the foreman warden...
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Fixed your typo.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 06:17 PM
...and not only that, but they never Deliver!
How long now have I been waiting for Hitonmi, the jap little nipper to bring me some Chinky Dinky Ooey Gooey Fooey Sooey?
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
I did some scientific research and I think that Rush was pulling our legs a bit. I used Google Translate to translate his words into Chinese and back into English and I came up with this:
At first I thought that this was a bunch of gibberish, but looking closer, I discovered that Rush actually DOES speak Chinese and was sending out a coded message to someone. Take a closer look:
What could this mean, fellow True Christians™? Is he trying to tell us something?
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The Chinese have a special word for Charles? Why can't they just call him Charles like everyone else?
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 07:55 PM
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The Chinese have a special word for Charles? Why can't they just call him Charles like everyone else?
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I don't know. I am just using that liberal hate machine, Google, because it is rumored to be good. I can't even understand their ching chon speak. I wish they were all as clear as I remember from my childhood:
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 08:47 PM
This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.
The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 08:54 PM
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This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.
The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.
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Welcome friend, you the Internets friendliest forum! Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'? Not knowing the language of the UK, I am a bit confused.
Why does a broadcaster with a large following make Americans look dumb? Is there something wrong with being a God loving Republican?
Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 08:57 PM
Thanks
" Thiung" is a typo- obviously, should have been "thing"
Also Countries should have been "Country's"
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 09:06 PM
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Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'?
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He is speaking some sort of slant dialect himself, Brother James.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 09:06 PM
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Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?
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That is a strange question, I don't think there's a sensible answer to it.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 09:25 PM
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Thanks
" Thiung" is a typo- obviously, should have been "thing"
Also Countries should have been "Country's"
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You are 9 posts in and already you are being a grammar Nazi? And after you claimed to make a typo yourself. Seems a little hypocritical to me.
Anyway, what problem do you have with what Mr. Limbaugh said?
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by UK_Stinks
This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.
The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Welcome friend, you the Internets friendliest forum! Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'? Not knowing the language of the UK, I am a bit confused.
Why does a broadcaster with a large following make Americans look dumb? Is there something wrong with being a God loving Republican?
Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by UK_Stinks
That is a strange question, I don't think there's a sensible answer to it.
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You are the one that made the statement, hence my quandary and confusion. Shirley you know
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-21-2011, 11:26 PM
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You are the one that made the statement, hence my quandary and confusion. Shirley you know
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I think he knows, and keep calling him Shirley.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-22-2011, 01:25 AM
Lets all pray for a blizzard to hit China so they would have to drive snow plows. That ought to kill off 100 million or so of thos commies.
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Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny! -
01-22-2011, 05:27 AM
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RUSH: "Ah, never mind, we're not going to gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because, well, the, Hu Jintao, he was speaking and they weren't translating. They normally, some translator, every couple of words, but Hu Jintao was just going CHING CHONG, CHING CHOW CHONG CHA, CHONG CHANG, CHING CHONG CHIBABABA, OH CHONGHING CHI CHIGARAI, CHENG CHI CHI. CHING ZHA BABA CHENGA CHENG CHI CHI CHI. CHANGI. OOOOOO. CHING CHOLABA BABA. GE CHOW CHOW BA. Nobody was translating."
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Brother Rush is, as always, 100% accurate in his observations. He and I have spent more than a few weeks playing golf over in the slant countries, and he never fails to crack me up with his spot-on impressions of the way gooks talk.
He does it even better than I do.
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