[Yea-tho-we-walk]

The wife and I returned from the Wednesday evening services last night to find our front door wide open. Obama or his cronies picked my front door lock and began siezing our firearms as a start to his socialist, gun control takeover. Our house was ransacked, every drawer was upsidedown on our floor and all my guns were seized, along with my prescription meds, several marital aids, some rolled coins and a partial case of flavored personal lubricants. At first I was unsure if it was Obama's work or just common street thugs, but then I found the 'smoking gun', both in my bed and on the living room carpet. Defecation! There were loose stools both in my bed and on my carpet, a sure sign of democrats marking their territory. I sure hope Jesus raptures me before I have to deal with this mess in my home!!

[Carl the wop]

My 50 cal sniper rifles have mysteriously gone missing. The Kenyan coup has begun, I'm afraid.

[Cranky Old Man]

WHAT !!!???

There is NO WAY those Democrats will get my guns.

I will SHOOT to kill at whoever tries to get my guns. I will NEVER give them my guns. They will have to pry them from my dead cold fingers.

Those sissy Democrats clearly never hunted for their own food. No doubt all they eat is that gay tofu stuff that makes me puke when it gets within 10 yards of my nose.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

I declare, Democrats will take anything that is warm and shaped like a phallus.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I declare, Democrats will take anything that is warm and shaped like a phallus.

Billy Bob, I visited your youtube link about 'finding hidden phallic symbols' and tried to be supportive of the gentleman that specialised in finding hidden phallic symbols by telling him in several replies how he had a knack/ fixation for finding penises everywhere he looked, only to wind up getting banned from making anymore comments on his videos. My guess is the Christian man is modest and didn't want anymore of my compliments, thus the banning?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Yea-tho-we-walk

Billy Bob, I visited your youtube link about 'finding hidden phallic symbols' and tried to be supportive of the gentleman that specialised in finding hidden phallic symbols by telling him in several replies how he had a knack/ fixation for finding penises everywhere he looked, only to wind up getting banned from making anymore comments on his videos. My guess is the Christian man is modest and didn't want anymore of my compliments, thus the banning?

Amen, brother. A man with his perceptual faculties must remain underground, to avoid persecution by phallus wielding henchmen.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Amen, brother. A man with his perceptual faculties must remain underground, to avoid persecution by phallus wielding henchmen.

If I remember correctly, my last compliment before I was banned on the youtube comment section to the 'phallus guy' was asking him if he ever tried looking in a rest area or bath house for hidden phalluses, it just seemed liked good advice for someome who spends his life searching for them.

[Carl the wop]

In response to the Kenyan confiscation POGROM , I have dutifully planted landmines on my front yard that are capable of detecting either the scent of Jerry Curl or the standard G-Man cologne. That should hold them off for a while..

[Bobby-Joe]

Well the Democrats better have their body armor on if they come a knocking at the security shack. We are on 24/7 standby to go full ALAMO. It an't pretty folks but that is the way it is now.

You heard gun fire from avenue of the Saints in Freehold. Head for the Rapture bunkers and don't look back. Me and the rest of the security detail will be going home to Jesus.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Yea-tho-we-walk

If I remember correctly, my last compliment before I was banned on the youtube comment section to the 'phallus guy' was asking him if he ever tried looking in a rest area or bath house for hidden phalluses, it just seemed liked good advice for someome who spends his life searching for them.

I find that gay bathhouses, gay bars, and gay barbershops are the best places to find gays who haven't heard the Good News. If you wear assless leather chaps, it is possible to sneak up on them in the act, and suddenly reveal yourself as a True Christian™ missionary to the unsaved when you unsheathe the KJV Bible from your bulging crotch.