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Default New Here - 07-15-2017, 02:36 AM

Hi, I'm Quinn Rain, and I'm 14 years of age.

I'm the older sister to one, and I'm planning on helping my mother out with paying the bills as soon as I'm old enough. (As my father left us.)

I've been a Christian since birth, and I honestly don't read the bible as much as I should.

I also dream to become a writer when I get older, as I've already started planning out a book!

Also, as much as I wish to have friends like this in real life, school isn't the best place to discuss things like that, although I'm open to my other friends religions as well.

I'm excited to meet other Christians, and hope to make new friends!

“... Encouraging, comforting and urging you to live lives worthy of God, who calls you into his kingdom and glory.”

Have a great day/night where ever you are!
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Default Re: New Here - 07-15-2017, 02:41 AM

Sorry for double posting, but I forgot to ask one question.

I hope that's okay!

Why is it bad to be left handed? I was born this way, and there's no reason to change that small aspect, but I was wondering.
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Question Re: New Here - 07-15-2017, 03:14 AM

Miss Rain,

You seem polite but have you taken into consideration one verse that exemplifies your situation perfectly?

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Being 14 years old, you must have told an untruth regarding your age when you registered.
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How are you going to show your Repentance to Jesus to avoid the fate dictated in the verse above? It would also be most illuminating to know who was the male family member that gave you the permission to post on God's Favorite Forum. I am hoping that you can assess these minor issues and continue Praising Jesus here also in the future!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: New Here - 07-15-2017, 03:33 AM

Hi,

I needed a male family member to allow me to access this forum?

There aren't many male family members in family, let alone in my household. None of them are religious, let alone Christian. I'm not married, my mother isn't, my father is gone, and I don't have grandparents.

I decided to do this myself, as I would like to get closer to the lord, I didn't think I'd need permission.

I'd like to think I was raised the right way, (at least so far) so as that was a oversight on my own part, and I apologize.
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Love Jesus Re: New Here - 07-15-2017, 04:28 AM

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Hi,

I needed a male family member to allow me to access this forum?

There aren't many male family members in family, let alone in my household. None of them are religious, let alone Christian. I'm not married, my mother isn't, my father is gone, and I don't have grandparents.

I decided to do this myself, as I would like to get closer to the lord, I didn't think I'd need permission.

I'd like to think I was raised the right way, (at least so far) so as that was a oversight on my own part, and I apologize.
Of course you need male permission. I can guarantee you that all the True Christian™ Ladies on this Forum have been permitted to participate by their superiors, those of the sex God designated to rule over the weaker one. Not everyone gets this permission. For instance, my spouse is totally incapable of contributing anything useful on this Forum, so are my half-children

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

As for suitable acts of Repentance, the Bible is our obvious guide!

Nehemiah 9:1
Now in the twenty and fourth day of this month the children of Israel were assembled with fasting, and with sackclothes, and earth upon them.


Yours in Christ,

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Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
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The TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: New Here - 07-15-2017, 11:00 AM

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Sorry for double posting, but I forgot to ask one question.

I hope that's okay!

Why is it bad to be left handed? I was born this way, and there's no reason to change that small aspect, but I was wondering.

Welcome to Landover. This issue has been discussed at length here and all the relevant theology has been hammered out. I feel it would be much better explained to you if you read that thread.
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I needed a male family member to allow me to access this forum
Yes, of course! Whichever male figure in your life is responsible for your moral discipline. If your father scampered off and you have no grandparents, then perhaps your pastor would do.

But, and let's be frank here, at your age, you should be married and starting a family. Unless you're some skinny, little waif, you will have begun your menses and developing breasts by now. These are tell-tale signs that God wants you married, or at least betrothed, so you can start pumping out soldiers for Christ. There's a cultural war on, girl. Get busy and do your part!

There's an entire section dedicated to this HERE. You can print out or save a PDF file of the content to share with your pastor HERE.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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