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Default The Binding of Isaac - 02-12-2012, 01:54 PM

I found this game during my daily research:



The game is about killing True Christians™ and eating their flesh...

It has to be banned!
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Default Re: The Binding of Isaac - 02-13-2012, 06:24 AM

Brother, I thought this was a joke of some sort . . . but it's a real video game!

http://pc.ign.com/articles/119/1199423p1.html

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In its grotesqueness, the game is easily as weird as Team Meat's 2010 platformer, Super Meat Boy. No wait, I take that back. It's even weirder. Having already introduced us to his signature brand of cutesy grossness, McMillen now gives us destructible piles of poop and maxi-pads used as defensive weapons. But I'm getting ahead of myself.


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Default Re: The Binding of Isaac - 08-21-2012, 08:04 PM

Since this keeps coming up in other threads, apparently because it's intended to shock us, I'm bumping this thread.

(Could a moderator move this to the "Satan's Entertainment" section?)

As you can see, it garnered little attention six months back. Why? Because it's not worth the attention.

The Boring of Isaac is a 2-dimensional third-person shooter in which you play a diapered My Chemical Romance fan who "fights" by crying at things.

I suppose we are supposed to be shocked by the backstory, which involves a false Christian woman who thinks that her own schizophrenia is actually God talking to her and telling her to sacrifice her teenage son, who escapes through a trap door in the house which leads to a labyrinth populated by monsters.

There, he (you) have to cry your way to survival, while trying not to lose your diaper.

It is quite possibly the most boring video game in existence. In a recent survey, young kids ranked four possible ways to spend a rainy afternoon.

Here are the results:

1. Clean your room
2. Do homework
3. Eat Lima beans
4. Play "The Binding of Isaac"

So, we don't focus on this game as a threat to potential Christian souls because, quite simply, nobody plays it due to its overwhelming "Suck Factor".

I played "The Binding of I-Suck" at the request of Pastor Ezekiel, to determine its threat level. I rate it three yawns.


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Default Re: The Binding of Isaac - 10-21-2014, 12:50 AM

I think I must bump this to address something VERY important: This game is now VERY popular, they are even making a SEQUEL:


And let me tell you about the characters:
Isaac
Magdalene (AKA The Virgin Mary)
Judas (When you begin the game as him, you get three coins. Hilarious.)
Eve (Unlocked by making 2 deals with SATAN)
Satan (The final enemy of the game)
Isaac's Mother (A Christian told to sacrifice her son and then killed)

And some of the items:
Brimstone
Pentagram
Blood Lust
Dead Bird
Whore of Babylon

ALL of these items are GOOD THINGS in the game. I think I've made my point.


And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. -Genesis 1:3

But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.” -Matthew 14:27
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