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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-11-2009, 01:34 AM
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No offense, Brother Worthington, but I've been to the Olive Garden exactly once, and that exotic foreign food upset my stomach.
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You can never trust the Italians..they are vile people....
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-11-2009, 03:55 PM
IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired for breakfast in Cedar Rapids for Feb. 24. There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
Please sign up here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=9
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-11-2009, 04:55 PM
Gee, Brother Nobar, that Sure looks delish. Except....IHOP. It sounds to me like Satan's favorite form of "entertainment": the "sock hop" 
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 01:03 AM
You don't have to hop while you enjoy your pancakes. I was able to reserve the party room from 7:30-9:00a.m., so we can enjoy our cakes in private and have a short sermon from pastor Ezekiel, praise him.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired for breakfast in Cedar Rapids for Feb. 24. There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
Please sign up here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=9
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I'll be there with bells on, Brother Nobar! Just try and keep me away from a stack of free flapjacks! 
FYI: I have contacted IHop and arranged for all of the "charitable donations" collected that day in every IHop in Iowa to go to Landover Baptist Church. Praise Jesus!! 
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 01:21 AM
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IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired....There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
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I don't know how to put this delicately, but if we try to get the wrong 24 people all into 1 van....
We might want to first see how much weight the van can hold, and then do some calculations from there.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 01:24 AM
I don't think weight is an issue. Coming back, maybe...
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 03:19 AM
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I don't think weight is an issue. Coming back, maybe...
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I don't want to belabor this, and Lord knows I'm not thinking of any members in particular, but how many people we can fit in the van depends on their size. For instance, you could probably cram 400 of me in that space...but there are others....
I just don't want any Pancake Lover left behind.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 03:20 AM
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I don't know how to put this delicately, but if we try to get the wrong 24 people all into 1 van....
We might want to first see how much weight the van can hold, and then do some calculations from there.
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I'll be taking the 2009 Escalade, so there's room for more of the lower-level tithers in the van.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 03:21 AM
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For instance, you could probably cram 400 of me in that space...but there are others....
I just don't want any Pancake Lover left behind.
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We couldn't cram 400 of you on the Titanic, Missy! Put a sock in it. 
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 03:39 AM
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We couldn't cram 400 of you on the Titanic, Missy! Put a sock in it. |
I am happy to say I didn't see that movie, so I wouldn't know. But I am sure our good, gentle Pastor is correct, as always.
But I will say it must have been practically a little bathtub toy boat if you couldn't get me in it.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-12-2009, 03:55 AM
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You can never trust the Italians..they are vile people....
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Too true. What can you say about a nation that gave us the Roman Catholic system, the Christ-denying "Renaissance," and opera?
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired for breakfast in Cedar Rapids for Feb. 24. There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
Please sign up here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=9
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My wife and I will be in one of our Hummers, so anyone who needs a lift should feel free to PM me. Isaac Jr. may be driving his Ford Excursion V10; I don't know for sure yet.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-17-2009, 11:03 PM
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-18-2009, 02:53 AM
*Tummy rumbles* For heaven's sake, will you kindly stop starting threads to do with food? You're making me hungry enough to eat my headphones!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-23-2009, 11:53 PM
Alert!! Free pancakes at IHOP day is tomorrow, Tuesday!! Be sure to be at the church parking lot by 6:00 a.m. The bus will be leaving on time and will not wait for you. I'm looking forward to seeing you all together again tomorrow.
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-24-2009, 12:06 AM
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*Tummy rumbles* For heaven's sake, will you kindly stop starting threads to do with food? You're making me hungry enough to eat my headphones!
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I think you have had quite enough!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-24-2009, 02:08 AM
Any word on Sister Victory, Brother Nobar?
I was so hoping she could join us!
I'll bet she's camped out at IHOP already in her travel trailer!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-24-2009, 11:59 AM
I hear that they are changing the name just for us to Iowa house of prayer!
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-24-2009, 02:19 PM
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Alert!! Free pancakes at IHOP day is tomorrow, Tuesday!! Be sure to be at the church parking lot by 6:00 a.m. The bus will be leaving on time and will not wait for you. I'm looking forward to seeing you all together again tomorrow.
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I was there at 3:15am, but when the bus came by the driver refused to let me get on board! (I had asked for a couple of big, strong Mens to lift me up its steps because, Pannycakes or not, I was Afraid that walking up them would look too much like (sinful)..." Hopping"
Might I expect another bus to be by, perhaps with more Christian Mens aboard this time, who will be receptive to a Lady's plight? 
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!! -
02-24-2009, 03:44 PM
What bus are you talking about? We had a special chartered bus waiting. I could have helped you.
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