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Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-30-2012, 02:47 AM
Why do girls insist that they should be able to play masculine sports?. I was content to swim, play tennis and belong to FHA. Today girls want to play soccer, paintball, bmx and kancho. I don't think our child bearing limbs were designed to endure the punishment that most athletic activities demand.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-30-2012, 07:01 AM
Sounds like a bunch of lesbots and not ladies, at all.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-30-2012, 09:25 AM
I played rugby at university and it never did me harm.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-30-2012, 10:32 AM
Soccer (the Europaeon term "football" is not related to Godly American Football) is an unmistakable sign of the decline of Christian civilization. The satanic cult of soccer has adopted a device called a Vuvuzela to call forth Satan during the matches to bring about all kinds of mayhem.
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Football hooliganism is unruly and destructive behaviour—such as brawls, vandalism and intimidation—by association football club fans.[1] Fights between supporters of rival teams may take place before or after football matches at pre-arranged locations away from stadia, in order to avoid arrests by the police, or they can erupt spontaneously at the stadium or in the surrounding streets. Football hooliganism can range from shouts and small-scale fistfights and disturbances to huge riots where firms attack each other with deadly weapons such as sports bats, glass bottles, rocks, knives, machetes and pistols.[2] In some cases, stadium brawls have caused fans to flee in panic; some being injured when fences or walls collapsed.[3] In the most extreme cases, hooligans, police, and bystanders have been killed, and riot police have intervened with tear gas, armoured vehicles and water cannons.[4]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_hooliganism
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-30-2012, 10:41 AM
I know that Jesus is laughing when womans try to kick a ball to each other.
And i know that He gets angry once they start to shower with each other.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 04:34 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 05:18 AM
Back in the good old days, ladies did not engage in such vigorous physical activity.
Carrying pails of water and bales of wood were the only exercise that they needed.
Certainly, they did not expose their limbs in such a vulgar manner.
Properly Yours,
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
Why do girls insist that they should be able to play masculine sports?.
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Soccer is not a masculine sport, it is played by homers - so why shouldn't girls play it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZ14m2K3MI
WARNING - shocking images of homer soccer players at it!!!
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Noah Sole
Soccer is not a masculine sport, it is played by homers - so why shouldn't girls play it?
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I can think of three reasons off the top of my head:
A) It does not glorify God
B) A True Christian™ woman is married and responsible for a family's well-being
C) Imitating homosexuals increases the risk of becoming homosexual. As Brother Percy explains, even women who have anal sex in imitation of their homosexual friends, become homosexual.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 06:29 PM
All the soccer player girls in San Jose are total lezzies!
And like that one lesbo black girl in the video, they're super MEAN!
That white lesbo in the video was playing with FIRE when she chased that black girl that was kicking the ball. Black people get super mad if you chase them, it's cuz when they steal stuff the police chase them and they know that if they get caught they'll end up in jail.
That black girl had "stole" the soccer ball, and she just reacted like black people react when they get chased.
Tammi
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 06:40 PM
They decided to persecute the negress according to Rev. Sharpton. This was not about soccer at all. It seems the white girl was seen with Annette's baby daddy the night before at the Waffle House.
A teenager in South Carolina has been charged with assault and battery after she attacked an opposing player during a high school soccer match, officials said.
Annette McCullough, a senior at Lewisville High School in Richburg, S.C., was charged with third-degree assault and battery for attacking an opposing player from Chester High School during a match on Monday, Chester County Sheriff Richard Smith told FoxNews.com.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/28...#ixzz1qijpa9OK
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 09:20 PM
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 10:47 PM
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The satanic cult of soccer has adopted a device called a Vuvuzela to call forth Satan during the matches to bring about all kinds of mayhem.
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That's the thing between a girl's legs, right?
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
03-31-2012, 11:34 PM
How could anyone hope to play soccer in a skirt?
It's just ridiculous!
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 09:51 AM
I'm told that Scotsmen do
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 09:59 AM
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That's the thing between a girl's legs, right?
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Only if it resonates to B Flat Major.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 10:07 AM
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Only if it resonates to B Flat Major.
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Ah my wife has one of them - I know what to call it now.
Genesis 7:5
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And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 10:10 AM
On top of everything else ALL women's sport is boring. They just don't have the brain power to coordinate muscles other than their pelvic floor muscles in an meaningful way.
Only today Mrs Niles was flapping her jaw muscles and not making a lick of sense.
That's why women should not drive or operate heavy machinery.
It's not worth the risk.
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 11:20 AM
All women should stay in the kitchen and make good food for their husbands!
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Re: Should young ladies play soccer? -
04-01-2012, 01:50 PM
Wow - you've got an igloo with a kitchen?
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
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