[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I've been reading with great worry the latest event in Australia, where one-by-one the leaders of their country have been uncovered as being New Zealand spies.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...own-government

By the law of the land in Australia, you cannot have dual nationality and serve in public office. The Australians have a lot of immigrants from Britain and New Zealand and many of them have discovered they inherited nationality from their parents without knowing it.

Traitors in the opposition left-wing parties have been dropping like flies as their dual ancestry has been revealed. However, now that someone in the right-wing party has been outed (the Deputy Prime Minister), right-thinking Australians have correctly determined this is a ploy by communists to undermine the government.

Australian government minister Christopher Pyne accused the ALP of being part of a conspiracy to bring down the government.

“Clearly the Labor party are involved in a conspiracy using a foreign government, in this case New Zealand, to try and bring down the Australian government,” he said.

“How many other foreign governments, or foreign political parties in other countries, has the Labor party been colluding with to try to undermine the Australian government?

“Has he been talking to the people in Indonesia, or China, or the Labour party in the UK?”

It is PROFOUNDLY unpatriotic for Australians to ask questions about their right-wing leaders. Only commies should be outed. Regardless of whether it's true, nobody should have asked whether Deputy Leader of the great Australian people is a secret New Zealand citizen. Those responsible should be arrested and held on charges of treason. The Deputy Prime Minister should remain in his post, unlike the commie scum from left-wing parties who all resigned.

I'm particularly worried because Australia has a habit of starting world wars, firstly with Archduke Ferdinand and of course we cannot forget Hitler and his socialist movement. Pray with me, brothers.

[Phil Ander]

New Zealanders are all sheep shagers and left wing pinkos. New Zealand is a backward country..It is regularly voted the most boring country in the world, apart from Finland.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Mr. Ander, I'm as enraged as you are about the evil New Zealand nation. Their role in two world wars, international espionage, the cold war and the New World Order of the Illuminati is currently unknown and therefore unlimited. It's conceivable that they've been masterminding world affairs for centuries without any of the important nations suspecting anything. It's genius. And that's exactly what what they want us to think. Careful.