[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by robert12345

Is Landover baptist church a real church?
I find it awfully funny. And it's definitely to fundamental to be true.

I mean... Who believes Earth is flat in the 21st century. So not real.

If it is true, I apologize for insulting you.

Robbie

You truly don't believe people can be this fundamental and stupid? Whoa are you naive.
You obviously haven't met some of the people I've met, who have wanted to have me exorcized.
These people are roughly about the same as that lot, except that this lot have, unfortunately, a whole website dedicated to them....

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by robert12345

This may be a surprise for you, but Earth is in fact a planet. A spherical one.

I thought most "sane" Christians don't take the Bible literally. It is your right, but it makes you... extremely dumb. It's like saying bats are birds.

Bible is a great moral book, but it should not be taken literally. It's almost 2000 years old.

Bats ARE birds. Jesus decides which beast are put into what category. Not some horse buggering monkey worshiping pseudo scientist living in his mother's basement making up stupid theories. The only true science is biblical science. It's your right(by secular law) to believe in some zit faced nerd and his overactive imagination, but that makes you... extremely dumb and heading headlong into the Lake of Fire.

I have been filled with the Holy Spirit. I will tell you how the Bible is to be read, not the other way around. You are getting 100 infraction points for your disrespect towards a True Christian™.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You truly don't believe people can be this fundamental and stupid? Whoa are you naive.
You obviously haven't met some of the people I've met, who have wanted to have me exorcized.
These people are roughly about the same as that lot, except that this lot have, unfortunately, a whole website dedicated to them....

Of course, I am upset about being called stupid by Ms. Von Hellboinker, but she has a good point that I'd like to expand on . . . we do have our own website, and it happens to be http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search the number 2 hit on google when you search for Baptist Church. By the way, American Baptist Churches, USA is temporarily in the #1 postion, but as soon as Satan is defeated, it will fade into the dust bunny laden back hall of seldom noticed second page hits on Google - Praise Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Speaking of top hits on Google....try this out. Type 'miserable failure' into the Google search engine and see what you get.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Speaking of top hits on Google....try this out. Type 'miserable failure' into the Google search engine and see what you get.

Well what do you know? I got your photograph!

Jesus wins every time, witch.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Of course, I am upset about being called stupid by Ms. Von Hellboinker, but she has a good point that I'd like to expand on . . . we do have our own website, and it happens to be http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search the number 2 hit on google when you search for Baptist Church. By the way, American Baptist Churches, USA is temporarily in the #1 postion, but as soon as Satan is defeated, it will fade into the dust bunny laden back hall of seldom noticed second page hits on Google - Praise Jesus!

Interestingly enough, if you look at Google's 'Pagerank™' you will see that Landover Baptist is rated 7/10 while the ABC site is rated only 6/10. It is obvious that we were shunted out of first place improperly and we pray the error will soon be discovered by Google and corrected.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well what do you know? I got your photograph!

Jesus wins every time, witch.

Are you saying I look like GWB???

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Are you saying I look like GWB???

You must admit the resemblance is, well.......

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Pastor Al!!!!!
Either you need new glasses or Ching Lee has put something in your cooking but sweet merciful crawdads...........GWB!!!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Pastor Al!!!!!
Either you need new glasses or Ching Lee has put something in your cooking but sweet merciful crawdads...........GWB!!!!!!

You just cannot be pleased CAN YOU?!?!?! When I compared your looks to the gorgeous Farrah Fawcett you weren't happy.

Comparisons to the iconic and GODLY President don't make you quiver.


And I don't sppose you are even interested in emulating the First Lady of American diplomacy.



What else is left?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by robert12345

Hey, calm down...It was just a simple question.
I have faith in Bush's nose, so Landover must be real too.
Where is Landover. Some posts here suggest you all live in a place called Freehold, which can only be found on your site, so...

Lookit, pal. If you did even the simplest research, you couldn't help but find our address.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...salvation.html

True, it is no longer on Mapquest because of terrorist threats, but we are a living, breathing entity just like JESUS.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

You just cannot be pleased CAN YOU?!?!?! When I compared your looks to the gorgeous Farrah Fawcett you weren't happy.

Comparisons to the iconic and GODLY President don't make you quiver.


And I don't suppose you are even interested in emulating the First Lady of American diplomacy.



What else is left?

Oh such choices. How could I ever decide?