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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 07:45 PM
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There's only a small amount of people who are Christian on this planet, then. There are a large number of 'Christians' who don't believe in the Bible 100%. Mostly because they have some rationality in their brain.
And they are doomed by their own Book.

Matthew 7:13 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:"

Won't you help them see the error of their ways?

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 07:50 PM
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Don't be silly. There are over 2 billion Christians on this planet. More than the size of all of China who believe that Jesus is Lord.
Did you even read my post? Do all these Christians believe in what the Bible says 100% - Remember, if they don't, they're not Christians. There are a large number who do not.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 07:55 PM
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Don't be silly. There are over 2 billion Christians on this planet. More than the size of all of China who believe that Jesus is Lord.

There are 1.5 Billion Catholics, part of the Christian Faith. Yet, Alphonese states that they aren't Christians. Though how many are actually practising? Most churches go by baptism records. Not always reliable.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 07:56 PM
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Don't be silly. There are over 2 billion Christians on this planet. More than the size of all of China who believe that Jesus is Lord.
I acctualy have as a matter of fact..

Anywho, if god 'Supposedly created the universe' then why would he care about us, we are only a speck amongst the universe.. It doesn't make any sense..
And also, who wrote the very first books of the bible? Because if a man(or woman) were to live at such a date to write this excuse of a book, they would pretty much break the whole story of the world and the bible..
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 07:58 PM
(This may seem irrelevant at first)
Picture that you have to run from the starting line of a race to infinity. You win a prize when you finish. Would you ever win the prize?

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:03 PM
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I acctualy have as a matter of fact..

Anywho, if god 'Supposedly created the universe' then why would he care about us, we are only a speck amongst the universe.. It doesn't make any sense..
And also, who wrote the very first books of the bible? Because if a man(or woman) were to live at such a date to write this excuse of a book, they would pretty much break the whole story of the world and the bible..
Anyway, back to gay blonde Yankees..
As RD was stating earlier, hitler youths were supposed to be like that too... But that failed. I see a very strong correlation between this and hitler youths..

Another point, how dare the insult women to say they are worthless

Has it ever occured to you that Without women there would be no men!

You say you guys are friendly, what!
Is beating a woman's belly with a rod friendly?
Is making fun of people friendly?
Is making fun of other races friendly?
You know what would be friendly?
If all you people out there grew some brains!
I have a few black friends and they're awesome, I'm atheist and support Richard Dawkins but I think they have a bigger chance of going to heaven....
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:14 PM
A majority of Christians believe that the various fossils, Eg. Homo Ergaster, Homo Erectus and the likes. They think that they are other races.

There is a rather blatantly obvious difference between Homo Habillis and Homo Sapiens (modern).
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:20 PM
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A majority of Christians believe that the various fossils, Eg. Homo Ergaster, Homo Erectus and the likes. They think that they are other races.

There is a rather blatantly obvious difference between Homo Habillis and Homo Sapiens (modern).
There is a MAJOR difference between those 2, I'm surprised these idiots think they are actually homosapien bones...

Oh wait, did the devil do that to???
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:30 PM
I actually wonder if these are just trolls.. They're just too stupid to realise they are arguing with professionals...

All you people do is sit your fat arse on the forum making fun of everything and saying, 'THE DEVILS HANDY WORK HERE' 'OOOH I FAILED COLLEGE SO I BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE DEVIL AND DENY ANY GIVEN FACT EXCEPT GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD'.. I think I'd rather die in a dead skunks asshole than ever be friends with any of you imbecile freaks....WHEN GIVEN A QUESTION, ALL YOU SAY IS piffleING NONSENSE,NOT EVEN GIVE ANY piffleING THEORY, JUST SAY GOD DID IT OR BLAME IT ON SATAN!!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN IN....
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:32 PM
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There is a MAJOR difference between those 2, I'm surprised these idiots think they are actually homosapien bones...

Oh wait, did the devil do that to???
Why are all you hateful atheistics even here? Calling us names, mocking us for loving Jesus Christ. Is this what atheism is all about? Insulting and belittling people that think different than your world-view?

Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Why are all you hateful atheistics even here? Calling us names, mocking us for loving Jesus Christ. Is this what atheism is all about? Insulting and belittling people that think different than your world-view?
What were the Crusades about? As far as I know it was about ridding Muslims from the holy land, because they weren't christian.
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All you people do is sit your fat arse on the forum making fun of everything and saying, 'THE DEVILS HANDY WORK HERE' 'OOOH I FAILED COLLEGE SO I BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE DEVIL AND DENY ANY GIVEN FACT EXCEPT GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD'.. I think I'd rather die in a dead skunks asshole than ever be friends with any of you imbecile freaks....WHEN GIVEN A QUESTION, ALL YOU SAY IS piffleING NONSENSE,NOT EVEN GIVE ANY piffleING THEORY, JUST SAY GOD DID IT OR BLAME IT ON SATAN!!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN IN....
Fun? My ignorant friend, salvation is no laughing matter. You see, you should get down on your knees and let Jesus enter you. All that anger and hatred you have against everything that does not agree with you comes from the fact that you do not have love of Jesus in your black heart and it is poisoning your soul.

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What were the Crusades about? As far as I know it was about ridding Muslims from the holy land, because they weren't christian.
Pay attention even for a bit. Catlicks are not Christians.

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Fun? My ignorant friend, salvation is no laughing matter. You see, you should get down on your knees and let Jesus enter you. All that anger and hatred you have against everything that does not agree with you comes from the fact that you do not have love of Jesus in your black heart and it is poisoning your soul.



Pay attention even for a bit. Catlicks are not Christians.
So you're saying that only around 5,000,000 believe in jebus? The Catholic Church is the largest Christian denomination.
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I actually wonder if these are just trolls.. They're just too stupid to realise they are arguing with professionals...

All you people do is sit your fat arse on the forum making fun of everything and saying, 'THE DEVILS HANDY WORK HERE' 'OOOH I FAILED COLLEGE SO I BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE DEVIL AND DENY ANY GIVEN FACT EXCEPT GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD'.. I think I'd rather die in a dead skunks asshole than ever be friends with any of you imbecile freaks....WHEN GIVEN A QUESTION, ALL YOU SAY IS piffleING NONSENSE,NOT EVEN GIVE ANY piffleING THEORY, JUST SAY GOD DID IT OR BLAME IT ON SATAN!!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN IN....
What do you think you're doing?
Get down on your knees and start pleasing Jebus!

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What do you think you're doing?
Get down on your knees and start pleasing Jebus!
Haha! I'd rather chop of my genitals with a rusty hammer than do that!!!

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 08:58 PM
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These are scientific theories. Do not get them confused with hypothesis.

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So you're saying that only around 5,000,000 believe in jebus? The Catholic Church is the largest Christian denomination.
No! Over 2 billion believe in Jesus.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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I actually wonder if these are just trolls.. They're just too stupid to realise they are arguing with professionals...

All you people do is sit your fat arse on the forum making fun of everything and saying, 'THE DEVILS HANDY WORK HERE' 'OOOH I FAILED COLLEGE SO I BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE DEVIL AND DENY ANY GIVEN FACT EXCEPT GAAAAAAWWWWDDDD'.. I think I'd rather die in a dead skunks asshole than ever be friends with any of you imbecile freaks....WHEN GIVEN A QUESTION, ALL YOU SAY IS piffleING NONSENSE,NOT EVEN GIVE ANY piffleING THEORY, JUST SAY GOD DID IT OR BLAME IT ON SATAN!!!! GO DIE IN A HOLE FROM WHERE YOU WERE BORN IN....
Clearly Satan has entered you. Such foul language on a Christian message board no less!

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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False church and false Christians. In other words they are heathens, just like you.

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Pastaguy is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Pastaguy is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Pastaguy is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Pastaguy is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-16-2013, 09:14 PM
I can't wait until the second great disappointment. Only 23 months!

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
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