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Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:12 PM
I give you my body. 
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:14 PM
I believe you are both Homosexuals and are going to the gay part of Hell soon.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:14 PM
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I believe you are both Homosexuals and are going to the gay part of Hell soon.
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There is no Hell, no Heaven, no God.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:16 PM
Well aren't you a genius. Tell me Einstein, where does your soul end up when Jesus kills you? Disneyland?
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10-08-2006, 04:17 PM
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Well aren't you a genius. Tell me Einstein, where does your soul end up when Jesus kills you? Disneyland?
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There is no soul, it has never been detected.
Anyhow, "soul" is translated from the hebrew word "nephesh" meaning "life".
Nephesh is not a disembodied spirit.
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10-08-2006, 04:22 PM
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I believe you are both Homosexuals and are going to the gay part of Hell soon.
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This forum is serious, isn't it?
Excuse me....
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10-08-2006, 04:23 PM
Mercy you are a dense one aren't you?
Listen cretin, Jesus knows you better than you know yourself and because of that I believe you can be Saved™ if you repent from your sinful posts and accept Him as your Lord and Master. Of course you have a soul! Only Negroes and Muslims are completely souless. You aren't a muddy person are you?
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10-08-2006, 04:26 PM
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This forum is serious, isn't it?
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This Church is as serious as the Lord Jesus Christs hatred for sinners and evildoers like the Clintons and Mikhail Moore. Jesus wants you to worship at His tanned feet for eternity rather than being boiled in demonseed forever. The choice is yours sinner, turn or burn.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:27 PM
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Mercy you are a dense one aren't you?
Listen cretin, Jesus knows you better than you know yourself and because of that I believe you can be Saved™ if you repent from your sinful posts and accept Him as your Lord and Master. Of course you have a soul! Only Negroes and Muslims are completely souless. You aren't a muddy person are you?
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Muslims are more devout than you bastards will ever be, and i'm a negro, and you are a descendant of early humans that lived in africa.
We all originated in Africa.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:29 PM
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This Church is as serious as the Lord Jesus Christs hatred for sinners and evildoers like the Clintons and Mikhail Moore. Jesus wants you to worship at His tanned feet for eternity rather than being boiled in demonseed forever. The choice is yours sinner, turn or burn.
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So Jesus is tan? Kick ass!
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10-08-2006, 04:33 PM
Not too tanned of course but definately blonde haired and blue eyed as one would expect from the Gods Son. Just as Caucasians are blessed as His favorite race, Jesus is appropriately toned to match His Holiness.
Christs skin tone is of little importance to someone as doomed as you are. You need to concentrate on His words instead of His color.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 04:39 PM
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Not too tanned of course but definately blonde haired and blue eyed as one would expect from the Gods Son. Just as Caucasians are blessed as His favorite race, Jesus is appropriately toned to match His Holiness.
Christs skin tone is of little importance to someone as doomed as you are. You need to concentrate on His words instead of His color.
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Are you a Nazi?
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 05:11 PM
Try to keep up Sally. Nazis are Catholic and are doomed to writhe in the Pit for all eternity. You can't be a Catholic and get into Heaven no matter how many good deeds you do or how good your intentions are. It's whats in your heart that counts.
Is Jesus in your heart? Have you surrendered yourself to His Almighty Glory? If not then you are headed to the pit to join the Nazis in Hells infernal torment.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 05:20 PM
My name isn't Sally.
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 05:57 PM
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My name isn't Sally.
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Don't sass him, Sally. 
You're our guest here, and your name here (or anywhere) is whatever we or/and Jesus says.
No matter what you're named though, you're still unsaved trash.
So how about just calling you trash, til we can come up with a better name.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-08-2006, 06:58 PM
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... and i'm a negro...
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RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!! There is a pie-stealing nigra among us! Ban it before it tries to rape our Godly white women!
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RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!! There is a pie-stealing nigra among us! Ban it before it tries to rape our Godly white women!
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I thought you stopped making pies as soon as that LeBeau guy came in.
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10-08-2006, 07:04 PM
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Muslims are more devout than you bastards will ever be, and i'm a negro, and you are a descendant of early humans that lived in africa.
We all originated in Africa.
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Muslims are the dregs of camel colons just as MOOHAMMAD was. They are too stupid to do anything constructive, so all they can think of is to run around and kill each other. We will soon eradicate them with GODLY nuclear weapons.
WE were created in the garden of Eden, White as Jesus and twice as smart as darkies, all of which have AIDS. When the rest of them die or shoot each other, JESUS will be happy.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Instead of offering money to the God's favorite forum... -
10-08-2006, 07:08 PM
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I thought you stopped making pies as soon as that LeBeau guy came in. |
Shut up, sinner. How dare you make reference to Brother Remy's former negroidism? The man is 100% reformed and I am proud to call him my White Brother in Christ. I would trust him alone with my wife... and my pie, for that matter!
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