I have been looking at websites that encourage foreigners to learn American. I have been doing this mainly to see what hope there is of non-American speakers ever understanding how to accept Jesus and thus to be able to keep to God's Law as laid out in the only valid guide to Our Lord's Will - KJV1611.
There are plenty of these language websites around and to some it might seem encouraging that many of the posters are attempting to be Christians. Slants seem quite keen probably as a result of Pastor Zeke's sojourn in their lands.
I found this one:
Can I say"welcome to + n. + to do something"? Is it grammatically right?
For example:
Welcome to our website to seek and explore the truths in the Bible together with us.
Let us face the truth: nobody is going to go to that website and nobody is going to get saved when they get there because they won’t understand a word of it. It’s a waste of time – something Satan does to divert foreigners from God’s Truths.
And then there is
“I want to say my friend to him of Jesus.” Is correct?
Well – “No, it isn’t– It is laughable garbage and laughing at anything Holy is a sin” is the only answer you can give to that.
I also saw
“i write “jesus he is born the stable to the marry.” And Pastor mark it wrong. Why?”
And I say to myself “This cannot be someone who could possibly attempt to explain the Trinity to me without causing me to want to strangle him.”
Now there is a piece of wisdom that says “only God does things perfectly” and we can see that there is not much “God” behind any writers of imperfect sentences.
Let us look at Genesis:11:1-9in which explains that originally everyone spoke American (we can see this as the whole Bible is written in American from the start) but those people living in Babel in the State of Shinar made bricks and built a city and a huge tower with the idea of making themselves famous:
Ge:11:5: And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
Ge:11:6: And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Ge:11:7: Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
Ge:11:8: So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
Ge:11:9: Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.
Now if you have 10 people, and you want to have them all speak different languages, then you only need 9 languages because you have the original language that one of them can keep.
Before God did this,He obviously knew that only one of them would be able to understand what He said – Thus God recognized that those who spoke American (and learned about,understood and accepted Jesus) are the only ones who can go to Heaven.
Over the years,there have been real foreigners who spoke American. Take Benny Hinn – born in Israel (like Jesus) and we have no difficulty understanding him and his miraculous works.
On the other side,there is Kent Hovind – born in America but who renounced United States citizenship and Social Security numbers to become "a natural citizen of 'America' and a natural sojourner", and referred to his home state of Florida as "the State of Florida Body-Politic Corporation."
Now one might expect that at this point Hovind would have lost all ability to make himself understood and yet his eloquence and logic is the death-knell to all atheists and Catholics and the most powerful cry to Salvation for the otherwise ignorantAmerican.
Both Hinn and Hovind are examples of the amazing proof that God will allow non-Americans to “know Him”.
It is now that we arrive at a conclusion that is far-reaching and tells us about God:
Seeking guidance from native speakers is pointless: God made foreigners speak some gibberish fora reason. If He, in His Infinite Wisdom and Mercy, wants a foreigner to speak American then God will inspire Him and just as suddenly the men of Babel started speaking different languages, the foreigner blessed by God’s Powers will suddenly be able to speak the purest American, and not only that, that person will speak American so well that he will be followed by those he has impressed as a prophet of The Word.
So if you are ever tempted to help foreigners speak American, remember that you will be wasting your time and annoying God unless God wills it, and if He does, they will speak perfect American without your help.
As a mere human you are not going to succeed – the foreigner will,
at best, speak with a stupid accent that deprives them of all authority and renders them incomprehensible to 90% of the Unsaved World.
PS
It is also quite possible that these "foreigners" are simply atheists, Russians, Islamists, etc. who are trolling you to waste your time - time that could be better spent preaching to those who can understand.