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Cool A New and Exciting Opportunity - 11-03-2018, 04:42 PM

As I drifted in and out of sleep this morning, I believe the LORD spake unto me about a fresh, new venture that I think could be successful.


He said, why not sell tickets now to shows that will be put on in Heaven? Everyone will be squandering to find a seat for events like the Donald's "Make Heaven Great Again" speech, concerts with Debbie Boone, Doris Day, etc.


There will be interview programs hosted by Kirk Cameron with guests including Ronald Reagan, Barbara Bush, and Pastor Ezekiel. Aren't you excited thinking about it? I know I am. So I have decided to invest in advertising for my business. I'm calling it "Best Seats in Heaven" and my motto is "Every seat is front row - sit next to Jesus!"


I am sending a poster to be placed outside the sanctuary on the bulletin board next to the picture of Lamentations Flint. When it arrives will someone see that it immediately goes where it should? You'll also likely see my ads on various networks (Christian, of course). Oh, Glory! I am so glad that being a True Christian™ doesn't prevent me from having an entrepreneurial spirit.


Hallelujah! I am asking the Lord to give me a list of shows He has planned and tickets will go on sale SOON. For those who have gone on before us, I'm counting on the Carpenter of Carpenters, Jesus Christ, to build me a Blessed Box Office. PRAISE GOD!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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