[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus, I knew this day would come. THIS news story has illustrated the REAL reasons why our brilliant president George W. Bush invaded Afghanistan.

...The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, far beyond any previously known reserves and enough to fundamentally alter the Afghan economy and perhaps the Afghan war itself, according to senior American government officials.

The previously unknown deposits -- including huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals like lithium -- are so big and include so many minerals that are essential to modern industry that Afghanistan could eventually be transformed into one of the most important mining centers in the world, the United States officials believe.

Brother Trent, I told you that I'd fix you up! You don't have to sleep in your car anymore. Haliburton has been looking for you to be their boy in Afghanistan!

[Rebuko the Clown]

Of course this could only come out of a business-savvy, pro-capitalist institution like the Bush Administration. Even though all these idiot liberals whine about the cost of this war (this site says the Afghan war has cost $277 billion as of right now), you have to look at the big picture. We will be making a huge profit out of this war! It was worth every penny and life spent!

[Justin Z]

And we got to use our guns on filthy women and children towel heads.

[Nobar King]

After all we've done for Afghanistan, and all the support we've given them, and considering how much help they're going to need to get back into the stone age, I would think that they'd be fighting to get to be the 51'st state.

[GOD=life]

The time has come for all the liberals to issue a formal apology to President Bush.

Obama should get on his knees and beg for forgiveness. First from God, then from President Bush. Then from the American People he deceived.

[True Disciple]

I have always been deeply impressed by the wisdom of Godly George W. Bush. His economic policies were simply brilliant, like the way he spent billions of dollars he didn't even have, like Jesus handed out loaves and fishes He didn't have. Isn't that great? He truly was a man of God.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

We've already made Afghanistan the world's leading exporter by far of a certain agricultural product, and now this. How do you say, "Mission Accomplished!" in Pashto?

[Dirk]

I love capitalism!

[True Disciple]

Originally Posted by Dirk

I love capitalism!

Amen, Brother! So does God:

Haggai 2:8-9:
The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
The glory of this latter house shall be greater than of the former, saith the LORD of hosts: and in this place will I give peace, saith the LORD of hosts.