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Default Introduction :) - 01-09-2017, 05:38 PM

hello everyone i am a young kid around here trying to find the true word of our lord and savour jesus christ. in this respect i'd like to learn and appreciate what everyone is doing here in this god-gifted community full of intelligent and like-minded individuals.

i look forward to meeting every single one of you on this forum - my father always taught me that being a good christian is one of the mort important values among this world. it is very special now these days including the issue with radical islamic 'preaching' and anti-christian values that discourage who we are as people.


that being said, i'm excited to meet everyone of you. may the lord be with your soul
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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-09-2017, 05:44 PM

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hello everyone i am a young kid around here trying to find the true word of our lord and savour jesus christ. in this respect i'd like to learn and appreciate what everyone is doing here in this god-gifted community full of intelligent and like-minded individuals.

i look forward to meeting every single one of you on this forum - my father always taught me that being a good christian is one of the mort important values among this world. it is very special now these days including the issue with radical islamic 'preaching' and anti-christian values that discourage who we are as people.


that being said, i'm excited to meet everyone of you. may the lord be with your soul
Welcome to our friendly forum, young man.

Do yo like movies about gladiators?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-09-2017, 05:50 PM

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Welcome to our friendly forum, young man.

Do yo like movies about gladiators?

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it depends. if the film supports friend christian values and does no demoralize our faith then yes
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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-09-2017, 07:41 PM

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it depends. if the film supports friend christian values and does no demoralize our faith then yes
Hello LoveTheLord,

Welcome to the forum. I do not watch a lot of films so I am not the most educated on this subject. There are some rumours, mostly spread by historians, that there were an awful lot of Christians perishing in the Colosseum for entertainment. As the people being sent there were mostly in servitude, it were not only the Christians who wore that burden though. Being persecuted and killed seemed to be ok for Christians at this time. Do you agree it is an attribute for those films if it shows Christians being slaughtered?

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-09-2017, 09:21 PM

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i look forward to meeting every single one of you on this forum - my father always taught me that being a good christian is one of the mort important values among this world.
Dear friend:

Welcome to our Godly and friendly discussion board. Being saved is the most important thing:

Mark 8:34-38 KJV: 34 And when he had called the people [unto him] with his disciples also, he said unto them, Whosoever will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me. 35 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel's, the same shall save it. 36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? 37 Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? 38 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.

Even the heretic C. S. Lewis was right when he said, “Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”


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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-10-2017, 02:02 AM

I'm somehow puzzled by your nickname. Does the 1978 refers to your birth year? If so, you are not a young kid and you should have kids or even grandchildren by now.

If not, what does it mean?


Welcome to the forums. Do you know anything about wall building?


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Default Re: Introduction :) - 01-10-2017, 10:03 AM

Hi there Is there any part of The Bible that speaks to you particularly? I know that for different times different passages are important or seem important to us, they're all important really of course, and Ruth is one of the loveliest examples recorded for us by God. Here is chapter one:


RUTH 1 . KJV . look up - I HAVE INCLUDED THE BOOK OF JUDGES FOR CONTEXT
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Now it came to pass in the days when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land. And a certain man of Bethlehemjudah went to sojourn in the country of Moab, he, and his wife, and his two sons.
2 And the name of the man was Elimelech, and the name of his wife Naomi, and the name of his two sons Mahlon and Chilion, Ephrathites of Bethlehemjudah. And they came into the country of Moab, and continued there.
3 And Elimelech Naomi's husband died; and she was left, and her two sons.
4 And they took them wives of the women of Moab; the name of the one was Orpah, and the name of the other Ruth: and they dwelled there about ten years.
5 And Mahlon and Chilion died also both of them; and the woman was left of her two sons and her husband.
6 Then she arose with her daughters in law, that she might return from the country of Moab: for she had heard in the country of Moab how that the LORD had visited his people in giving them bread.
7 Wherefore she went forth out of the place where she was, and her two daughters in law with her; and they went on the way to return unto the land of Judah.
8 And Naomi said unto her two daughters in law, Go, return each to her mother's house: the LORD deal kindly with you, as ye have dealt with the dead, and with me.
9 The LORD grant you that ye may find rest, each of you in the house of her husband. Then she kissed them; and they lifted up their voice, and wept.
10 And they said unto her, Surely we will return with thee unto thy people.
11 And Naomi said, Turn again, my daughters: why will ye go with me? are there yet any more sons in my womb, that they may be your husbands?
12 Turn again, my daughters, go your way; for I am too old to have an husband. If I should say, I have hope, if I should have an husband also to night, and should also bear sons;
13 Would ye tarry for them till they were grown? would ye stay for them from having husbands? nay, my daughters; for it grieveth me much for your sakes that the hand of the LORD is gone out against me.
14 And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and Orpah kissed her mother in law; but Ruth clave unto her.
15 And she said, Behold, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people, and unto her gods: return thou after thy sister in law.
16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the LORD do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
18 When she saw that she was stedfastly minded to go with her, then she left speaking unto her.
19 So they two went until they came to Bethlehem. And it came to pass, when they were come to Bethlehem, that all the city was moved about them, and they said, Is this Naomi?
20 And she said unto them, Call me not Naomi, call me Mara: for the Almighty hath dealt very bitterly with me.
21 I went out full, and the LORD hath brought me home again empty: why then call ye me Naomi, seeing the LORD hath testified against me, and the Almighty hath afflicted me?
22 So Naomi returned, and Ruth the Moabitess, her daughter in law, with her, which returned out of the country of Moab: and they came to Bethlehem in the beginning of barley harvest.

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