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Piece of cake hi im raviolisauce - 06-16-2017, 10:33 PM

henlo im raviolisauce

things i like::
- frida kahlo
- music
- my friends
- jewish holidays, especially chanukkah
- feminism!!!!!

send me a message anytime!!


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Default Re: hi im raviolisauce - 06-16-2017, 10:45 PM

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- frida kahlo
- jewish holidays, especially chanukkah
- feminism!!!!!
What an unusual mix of interests! It's rare enough to hear of a Jewish feminist, much less one that's also a Kahlo fan! I really love her self-portrait. Have you seen it?

Don't tell me you like Klimt too? And enjoy world travel? That would be just too much.

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Default Re: hi im raviolisauce - 06-17-2017, 03:58 AM

Hello Sauce,


Welcome to the forums. Just by being here you have shown your desire to turn away from your Christ Killing Brethren. I hope you find your walk with Jesus a comfortable one. I, personally, would hate to have to explain why I was responsible for murdering the Son of God.


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2 Corinthians 5:10 - For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things [done] in [his] body, according to that he hath done, whether [it be] good or bad.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: hi im raviolisauce - 06-17-2017, 07:18 AM

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send me a message anytime!!
My dear, I would love to speak with you privately about your walk with Christ!

Tell me, do you have Kik on your phone?


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Default Re: hi im raviolisauce - 06-18-2017, 08:24 AM

What an unusual name and unusual introduction. What church do you go to? Tell us about your walk with Jesus and what is your favorite Bible verse?


58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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Default Re: hi im raviolisauce - 07-10-2017, 09:28 AM

well, my user name is raviolisauce. my name is actually peach. and i'm not quite sure what my favourite verse is-- they're all wonderful.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: hi im raviolisauce - 07-10-2017, 09:33 AM

i actually love world travel, i've been to spain, france, australia, mexico and i plan on going to japan soon.


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i actually love world travel, i've been to spain, france, australia, mexico and i plan on going to japan soon.
Fertile women of your age should be dedicating your loins to a Christian husband and bringing up Soldiers for Christ in Godly America (or Godly Russia if you are on the banned import list). Spain is a loser country, full of catholics and goat impregnators. France has a "first lady" who is a child molester. Austria is full of deranged kangaroos, slutty women, and pedophile priests. Mexico is the same without the kangaroos. Japan is full of lonely old people who sleep in shoeboxes beside some railway station.


You need to set your life in order. There is a section of this site where women folk can talk about being a good Christian wife, home duties, and home schooling. That's what God wants, not some harebrained desire to "travel the world".


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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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i actually love world travel, i've been to spain, france, australia, mexico and i plan on going to japan soon.
You'll make a very poor missionary at this rate. I don't think I've heard you once talk about Jesus, what He's done for you lately, or how you've convinced the Spiritually Walking Dead to repent before He lovingly tosses them into the Lake of Fire for all eternity.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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