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Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 12:53 PM
What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 01:19 PM
A womans role is to bear children for Christ, and keep an orderly household, and obey her husband. Although the Bible gives no specifics about carsports, I would expect a Christian woman to support her Husband's enthusiasms. Guns and Nascar included.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 01:25 PM
And what if the husband doesn't like carsports?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 01:30 PM
I love Max Verstappen myself
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 02:53 PM
I think it is great to have women involved in car sports. Cleaning, hold umbrellas, fetching things.
I do not like the car sluts like these. They upset my sense of True Christian™ decency.
Not a stitch of safety gear!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 02:56 PM
Female drivers and fans?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 04:58 PM
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Female drivers and fans?
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Hoi Smartie,
Before anyone becomes a fan they probably want to see some of your driving. Do you have anything to share?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 05:10 PM
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What do u think of women who love...
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Hi Dutchsmartie,
Please refrain from swearing on these boards. Using self-censorship by replacing letters or words is not an acceptable alternative, because we all know what you mean, and those words are hurtful regardless of how they're delivered.
Personally, I believe that swearing demonstrates that you don't have a large enough vocabulary. Isn't there some other word you could use instead? Try opening a dictionary.
Thanks!
Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 05:51 PM
As long as these women don't get the idea to drive the cars themselves it might be not so bad.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-18-2017, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
As long as these women don't get the idea to drive the cars themselves it might be not so bad.
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Hello Titus,
I can understand your anguish. Female drivers can make you somewhat uncomfortable.
I´d hate to ride my bicycle on that track while Susie makes her rounds.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 02:04 AM
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Why are their watches showing different times?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 04:32 AM
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What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
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Dear Dutch Cap,
There is only one form of motorsport and that is NASCAR. F1 is for homersexuals that are too afraid to drive real cars.
Instead of fantasizing about stupid Germans in leather suits racing round a track chasing each other's tail, think about your Race to Jesus.
Hebrews 12:1
“Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,”
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 10:00 AM
F1 is faster . The best drivers are Dutch
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 10:21 AM
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F1 is faster . The best drivers are Dutch
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This comes from some hollandish unsaved trash, where the national hero is Hans Brinker whose claim to fame is that he stuck his finger into a dyke.
Smells fishy to me.
Carsports that Good Christian men engage in are - Nascar, Monster truck races, and Mud Racing.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dutchsmartie
What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
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Anyone can drive a car. Probably they have one as a toy and starts zooming it everywhere until they got bored and dreamed for a car that they can drive on it.
Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 09:57 PM
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F1 is faster . The best drivers are Dutch
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NASCAR is the one true spirit of racing born from American freedom fighters to outrun ATF agents seeking to shutdown moonshine and bootlegging during prohibition under the socialist government of FDR. The rest of you Europaeon weenies just took it up the rectum anything your wimp socialist politicians told you to do.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-19-2017, 11:39 PM
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What do u think of women who love carsports like f1?
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Hello. Welcome to the forum. I don't follow motorsport but looked up something to check on drivers.
The fastest drivers are not Dutch. Guinness World Records
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Do you have evolution in Holland? I Hope you are able to discover the truth about secular government during your time here.
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-20-2017, 03:16 AM
What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-20-2017, 08:05 AM
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What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
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Well, there was chariot racing in the Bible (KJV1611), but your point is well taken Brother Faith - and at any rate we can conclude women should not be involved (much less wearing scantily clad outfits - which would have lead to their stoning in Biblical times).
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The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall justle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightnings.
- Nahum 2:4
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Women who love carsports -
06-20-2017, 04:21 PM
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What does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ and the need for you to repent and be saved?
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I think it's a ruse . Every time I see the title my mind reads, "Women who love carpets," and that makes me think of rug-munching liberal feminists, and I think this poster is hoping to find other lesbians through some not-so-secret code. In any case, every time I see the title I feel like I have to brush my teeth. Surely it has nothing to do with Christ and everything to do with Satan.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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