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Default How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! - 11-22-2012, 11:47 PM

How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called "Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here.

The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected!

1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters.

Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Gays (Leviticus 20:13)
  • Sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27)
  • Sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9)
  • People who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12)
  • Everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5)
No more annoying weather forecasters - BIBLE STYLE:


Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
  • Curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20)
  • Children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15)
  • Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
  • Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)
No more annoying children - BIBLE STYLE:


HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
  • Stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
  • Burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40)
  • First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
  • Rape them, then stab them with a knife (Isaiah 13:15-18)
  • For the children, have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22)
  • Throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)
Stoning people to death would become fact, not fiction - BIBLE STYLE:


Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!!

I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality!

Killing ALL our enemies - BIBLE STYLE:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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