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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-11-2012, 10:29 PM
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No, cause i live in Communist Europistan, and not Capitalist America
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Since when did that become an excuse!? Just take a piece of wood and swim to America. And stop blaming others for your own mistakes!
Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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06-13-2012, 05:22 PM
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So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who
can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
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Great, another retard who thinks "gay" is a race.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-11-2012, 01:51 AM
God Bless our Military Chaplains!
Well, the Christian ones, anyway.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: Spain, glorious land in the past, sinner home now.
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08-17-2012, 02:04 AM
Bach composed, mainly, Sacred Music. His "ocean" of cantatas are well-known but even the rare times when he wrote secular music you can see how God inspired his hand. Try the Brandenburg concertos for preparing yourselves for pray or even a walk in a nice river at the afternoon.
I support these guys. The original instruments were more expensive than gold but it's profitable and i sell shows and TV rights as you can see in the up-right corner.
Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
Joshua 1:18
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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08-21-2012, 03:23 AM
The Never Ending Song of L ve!
I'm pretty sure they are singing about JESUS - not the male lead singer singing to a 13 y/o girl.
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08-21-2012, 07:33 AM
"Bless, Lord, his substance, and accept the work of his hands:
Smite through the loins of them that rise against Him....that they rise not again!"
~ Deuteronomy 33:11
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08-21-2012, 03:27 PM
Tomas, they are all hippies! None of them bathe and they all shot the pot.
Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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08-21-2012, 10:52 PM
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Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
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But...........I was just thinking how handsome Pastor Zeke would look in the gold suit.
He is much too white and GODLY to have an offensive bulge the way those men do. Satan probably put it in their minds to stuff their pants.
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09-04-2012, 06:28 AM
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09-18-2012, 10:19 PM
God Bless the USA and all it's Christian soldiers
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09-28-2012, 07:20 PM
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The Never Ending Song of L ve!
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Beautiful song indeed and I’m sure that they’re singing about Jesus. However, shouldn’t a song named Never Ending Song of Love be somewhat longer than 3 minutes?
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10-05-2012, 02:09 PM
Every year, I take a week of vacation from Landover University to supervise the preholiday clean up of my estate. Yesterday, one of my houseboys, I believe it was young Wesseley, was clearing out a room in the east wing, and he found a crate of my old long play record albums! I took this as a message from The Lord and I gathered all of the boys together around the hi-fi in the music room.
What a time we had! There is just something about good, wholesome Christian music that really gets the blood flowing! Time just flew by, and after a few hours of vigorous toe tapping and ministering, I set the boys back to the task at hand. Here are just a few of the wonderful LPs that the Lord inspired me to play for my houseboys!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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10-27-2012, 06:31 PM
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10-27-2012, 06:35 PM
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Welcome to our friendly forums! Here we focus on praising the LORD Jesus Christ. Surely anyone who wishes to reject His Free Gift of Salvation and obsess over worldly music can find much to aid him on youtube. We have no desire to help unsaved people continue to damn themselves. We desire only to share the Good News. Why don't you share with us what Jesus has done in your life recently!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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11-04-2012, 07:47 AM
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02-21-2013, 04:04 AM
(plagiarized Michael Jackson lyrics deleted)
Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 02-21-2013 at 04:19 AM.
Reason: plagiarized Michael Jackson lyrics deleted
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02-21-2013, 04:21 AM
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How was I able to guess that any song lyrics that you posted would be from Michael Jackson?
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-21-2013, 04:42 AM
"Heal the world"
by Michael Jackson
[filthy perverted jungle music lyrics deleted]
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02-21-2013, 04:55 AM
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-21-2013, 04:56 AM
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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