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Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-15-2018, 12:19 AM
I'm the world's biggest fan of President Trump. But, I have to admit disappointment he thinks we should allow more people from Norway into the U.S. He does not seem aware that Norway is socialist and godless. It citizens engage in lust and sin. Churches there are empty.
I'm praying we see no more harlots from Norway like this one tempting Christian men in the U.S.:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-15-2018, 12:34 AM
Forgive me for saying this, but she has a bum like a negress. What are they breeding their women with out there in the tundra?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-15-2018, 01:12 AM
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Forgive me for saying this, but she has a bum like a negress. What are they breeding their women with...
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Nuh. They're called squats. Do some everyday. Lose the pancake butt.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-15-2018, 03:26 AM
What's surprising is that there are almost as many Norwegians in the US as in modern day Norway itself.
They are typically Lutherans and still celebrate eating their vile lutefisk. The insufferable LIEberal Garrison Keillor spent most of his life making fun of them in his PBS "Prairie Home Companion" ("Lake Wobegon") radio show - and their "powdermilk biscuits". Of course you don't see the MSM accusing Garrison Keillor of being prejudiced or racist.
Overall I'd say we have enough Norwegians in this country.
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There are more than 4.5 million people of Norwegian ancestry in the United States today. Of these, approximately three million claim "Norwegian" as their sole or primary ancestry. The population of Norway itself in 2013 was 5.1 million.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Americans
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-15-2018, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
What's surprising is that there are almost as many Norwegians in the US as in modern day Norway itself.
They are typically Lutherans and still celebrate eating their vile lutefisk.
Overall I'd say we have enough Norwegians in this country.
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Enough Norwegians is a polite understatement, Brother Bryan. When you leave Freehold you run into them everywhere. It is well known that you never get near them during the lutefisk season because they smell so bad.
Beside the vile lutefisk, they sell a sweet pastry all over Iowa called kringla. It's made in a town just north of Freehold called Roland at "Norman's Nordic Bakery". It's terrible stuff because the Norwegians are too cheap to put frosting on the kringla.
I told the Mayor up in Roland, Jerry Balmer, to shut down that bakery until it makes some decent kringla.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-16-2018, 03:55 PM
As if we did not already know Norway is a nation of sin, its Parliament just legalized drugs. Now, Norway will send us its glazed-eyed druggies and expect us to show them Jesus.
We do not need more drug infused sinners in our country:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entr...ampaign=buffer
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-16-2018, 04:48 PM
Norwegians are the kind of people you think you got some nice white people but a few generations down the line the start breeding with black drug dealers and you have more brown people then before.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-16-2018, 09:02 PM
I hope the President knows that if we start begging for more Norwegians they will send their African and Syrian refugees. Be careful what you ask for because you might get it.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-16-2018, 10:59 PM
I would welcome fur farmer refugees from Norway in Iowa however, they could move their farms here, Norwegian-run mink and fox farms would make thousends of great job opportunities for Freeholders and others in the Des Moines metro area, producing beautiful fur coats with a patch proudly saying MADE IN THE USA. I am sure President Trump would approve of this!
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-17-2018, 10:54 AM
Without people from shithole countries (I love that 'the Donald' is not afraid to call a spade, a spade ) who is going to pick my cotton and tobacco?
The last thing I want is a bunch of sluts in wooden shoes shooting the maryjnita all over the place. I've been to see Norwegistan many, many times and have investigated personally the seedy side of life there. While I trust others descriptions, to give them a fair shake, I went and checked every nook and cranny I could.
Every perversion you can imagine and then some. Every man, woman and child is will crack you a smile for a kroner. Each time I go, I do so with apprehension regarding the cessation of the vile and depraved acts. While I always just knew they'd never change, I was praying to Jesus that maybe this time, they will have put in limits.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-17-2018, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen
I would welcome fur farmer refugees from Norway in Iowa however, they could move their farms here, Norwegian-run mink and fox farms would make thousends of great job opportunities for Freeholders and others in the Des Moines metro area, producing beautiful fur coats with a patch proudly saying MADE IN THE USA.
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I always thought eating cod cooked in lye was unhealthy. Now we are seeing lutefisk makes Norwegians bonkers. Growing fur animals to keep people warm in winter is bad. Taking mind altering drugs to keep people levitating is good.
Wait! I get it! People who are stoned don't know they are cold. They don't need mink coats.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-19-2018, 02:51 PM
Wow, she is beautiful. The Lord made her in His image so why are you good people belittling her? Doesn't the Lord say to love everyone?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-19-2018, 05:41 PM
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Wow, she is beautiful. The Lord made her in His image so why are you good people belittling her? Doesn't the Lord say to love everyone?
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If you have not done so, please hop on over to the introduction page and tell about yourself.
About this post: (1.)God does not look like this super butt woman. (2.) Jesus hated the money changers in the Temple and whipped them. He hates Norwegians too.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-19-2018, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by H8B1BL3Thumperz
Wow, she is beautiful. The Lord made her in His image so why are you good people belittling her? Doesn't the Lord say to love everyone?
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No. The LORD says to love my neighbor, and let me assure you, if any of my neighbors idolized their bum like this hussy does we'd have words for sure. There are certain standards we can expect in Freehold, thank God and thank the Mayor, and big, negress bottoms are NOT on the list of permissible behavior.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-20-2018, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by H8B1BL3Thumperz
Wow, she is beautiful. The Lord made her in His image so why are you good people belittling her? Doesn't the Lord say to love everyone?
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How exactly is she beautiful? You do realize that, with that comment you just made, you are lusting after her and that is a big no-no in Jesus eyes!
1 John 2:16King James Version (KJV)
16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-20-2018, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I'm the world's biggest fan of President Trump. But, I have to admit disappointment he thinks we should allow more people from Norway into the U.S. He does not seem aware that Norway is socialist and godless. It citizens engage in lust and sin. Churches there are empty.
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It seems Mr. Trump misspoke about welcoming Norwaystanians. Pastor Zeke has made it quite clear to us, and presumably him, that God Hates Norway just as much as disgusting Denmark and satanic Switzerland, which epitomize sh*thole countries. It's borderline racist to permit the Norwaynians to come but not the Denmanics or Swish, which is probably why the libs are so mad. I expect Zeke to tell Mr. Trump to retract his statement imminently.
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Re: Please Pray No More Norwegians Come to the U.S. -
01-20-2018, 08:06 PM
Ugh! Norwegians! Who needs 'em?
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