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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 08-09-2011, 10:52 PM

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Was it the holy pasta book? The FPM's bible? NO! And fetuccinI (I, not E) and torellini are absolutely healthy, delicious dishes! I like my tortellini in a cheese only sauce, with meat inside of them. Yummy!

RAMÉN!
Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard


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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 08-10-2011, 07:06 AM

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Hey, I know what I’m talking about; my ex-father-in-law Clemenza (R.I.P.) used to say: “Leave guns, take fettuccine”. My ex-wife was trying to convince me that pasta is a kind of holy stuff as well (no wonders, she’s catlick), but I wasn’t buying in that. No sir, I know what’s holy and what not.

P.S.: Barilla › Ramen... so I heard
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 08-10-2011, 07:46 AM

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Figures, some people just can't handle the truth.
I don't think you can handle the truth... if you've ever taken a biology class just once! Even if you're a christian you will believe that evolution does in fact occur. Just study bacteria and genetics and you will know that there is surmounting evidence that evolution is occurring, even within people there is evolution. Otherwise there would be no such thing as genetic variance.

Just so you know... antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics. This allows them to propagate more effectively than bacteria without the gene and then in turn through natural selection become a different species.

Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 08-10-2011, 10:19 AM

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antibiotics are becoming less effective because and only because certain mutated strains of bacteria have a gene that allows them to live in an environment with the antibiotics
You are such a fool! Have you ever thought how convenient this is for companies that makes billions of dollars of out these so called germs? I bet this is again some blind faith you have for some quack doctor who will tell you anything medical companies tells him to tell you.

You are not fooling anyone here with your transparent lies.
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...Also, just to ask you... how do you think fossils form? Did the devil put them there? Question yourself before you question others
As said those fossils are actually bones of all the sinners that perished in the flood; read Genesis 8:20-22.

The fact that even a woman can distinguish between shameless Holdmywood’s fabrications (like Jurassic Park movies) and reality tells all about Evilutionaries.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 08-10-2011, 10:58 AM

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So now pasta is unholy? What, did Satan make pasta?
Sure: Pasta De Jamon Del Diablo

Don’t try to outsmart me, Spaniard! I know your kind; especially latino women are in cahoots with the devil himself. We can discuss this issue here.

In this thread we should stay on topic.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 12-02-2011, 12:41 PM

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I am gay.
Coming out is first step in becoming an ex-gay, but I fail to see what you try to gain by trying to change what I have said in my post. You know, people can just click the link and see that I actually said this.

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Correct.

Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
No harm done still, as both are 100% correct. I love Jesus and God created everything.
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I am gay.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 02-24-2012, 01:11 AM

The lack of intelligence in biology in this thread is shocking and ignorant.
You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 02-24-2012, 01:30 AM

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The lack of intelligence in biology in this thread is shocking and ignorant.
You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.
This is patently ridiculous, my friend. We have a very active scientific community here, of which I am only a small part. I have spent the better part of my career working in the many labs we have, as well as teaching many, many classes on varying scientific topics.

Let me just say that because you disagree with our scientific findings you shouldn't throw out the evidence. As you've probably heard: "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." I suggest that you spend more time in your Bible and less time sitting here looking for reasons to disagree. This is part of the struggle that we Creationists are battling these days in the school systems: so many people get all up in arms against our science that they don't address the real issue: that they are judging our science without even a debate. All we want (for starters) is equal time.

So I ask you: consider our views. And remember that over 50% of the United States agrees with us, so perhaps you are the one that has a problem here! Feel free to start a thread with specific questions, and please take the time to peruse our forums to read up on the plethora of topics already available to you. Don't jump to conclusions: remember, just because you disagree doesn't mean it is incorrect.


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You extremists dont even know what cells are and how they work.
I know perfectly well how they work, however I bet that you do not even know basic stuff like how God created adenosine triphosphate works in energy distribution of a cell without looking it up. Still, even if an otter would know how cells work, that otter would not be able to grow oil-breathing gills if thrown into oil. That's because there is no evolution. There was only creation.
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So you disproved evolution there

Earth is about 6000 years old.

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I'm 38, so the earth must be about 40.....
You believe the Earth is 40 years old?



I guess it's true, that Scotch people start drinking pretty early in the day.

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You believe the Earth is 40 years old?



I guess it's true, that Scotch people start drinking pretty early in the day.

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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-15-2013, 06:36 PM

This is what happens when people don't understand what they're talking about and so instead of spending just 5 minutes researching this stuff decide to make it all up as they go along. Almost anyone can see that none of this disproves evolution. For example if a fish was put on land it would not just start breathing air, evolution just doesn't work like that.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-15-2013, 06:39 PM

See, this person knows his books! What I'm trying to say here that the Earth is defiantly NOT 6000 years old, in fact it's over 4 billion years old already! : )
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-15-2013, 06:57 PM

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For example if a fish was put on land it would not just start breathing air, evolution just doesn't work like that.
Exactly. That just proves that evolution does not exist. God created all.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-15-2013, 07:12 PM

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Exactly. That just proves that evolution does not exist. God created all.
Seriously? After I just made my point you say that it disproves it. You clearly don't understand what you're talking about. Here is my point again. So I take a fish and place it on land. It doesn't sprout legs and breath air. This is because it is NOT evolution. Evolution is the process of a form of life adapting to its surroundings. This process does not happen in the blink of an eye. What happens is mutations are passed down every generation as they start to adapt. After thousands of years you can start to see that it is slowly evolving to adapt to its environment. I hope you understood this.
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Default Re: Oil, disproving evilution! - 04-15-2013, 07:13 PM

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Exactly. That just proves that evolution does not exist. God created all.
You're not seeing the point Alph...
He is saying that it won't happen fast, if you put a fish in land, it will suffocate and die.. Not grow legs and walk normally and be able to breathe... It would take many generations of fish to develop some type of immunity to a different atmosphere..

For example take the salmon, it couldn't jump up high river streams and was killed by bear.. So after many many generations, they developed exoskeletal muscles to help them make a jumping push....
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