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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 06:32 PM

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Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER DISCOVERED THE JOY OF ALLCAPS.
Seriously, try posting Bible verses in bold or in allcaps. Instant knockout. There's just nothing an atheist can come back with when you drop a Bible verse written in allcaps on them.
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I do not, that would be stupid. That analogy is also completley over the top.
How so? If anything, it's an understatement. If an ambulance doesn't get there in time, what's the worst that can happen? Someone dies, boo hoo. If you're in an argument with a Christian and you don't repent, what's the worst that can happen? Infinite suffering for eternity. That's loads worse.
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Gabriel, it shocks me to see violence condoned in a Christian forum. That never solves anything.
Have you ever read the Bible? It solves lots of problems. Take the "Muslims being alive" problem, for instance. Wham! A little violence can solve that one in a jiffy.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 09:24 PM

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Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.
It's funny because that's the only argument a theist ever uses.

Tell me this - If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.

If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.

If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?

If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?

Also, explain platypi.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 09:35 PM

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Then He is not omnipotent.
Boring variation of "Can God create a stone that he cannot lift""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox

http://answers.org/apologetics/omnipotence.html

"The Christians in that newsgroup answered the objection very well. To speak of an almighty God creating an object that He cannot lift is to posit a logically contradictory state of affairs. It is a variation on the old question, "What happens when an immovable object (the stone) meets an irresistible force (God)?" The answer is that both an irresistible force and an immovable object cannot exist together in the same universe without creating a logical contradiction. If reason is valid then to speak of the two in the same sentence is to speak nonsense. Similarly, it is nonsense to speak of God creating a stone that he cannot lift."

It has already been discussed and debunked in the previous century...


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 09:42 PM

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Boring variation of "Can God create a stone that he cannot lift""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox

http://answers.org/apologetics/omnipotence.html

"The Christians in that newsgroup answered the objection very well. To speak of an almighty God creating an object that He cannot lift is to posit a logically contradictory state of affairs. It is a variation on the old question, "What happens when an immovable object (the stone) meets an irresistible force (God)?" The answer is that both an irresistible force and an immovable object cannot exist together in the same universe without creating a logical contradiction. If reason is valid then to speak of the two in the same sentence is to speak nonsense. Similarly, it is nonsense to speak of God creating a stone that he cannot lift."

It has already been discussed and debunked in the previous century...
I lol'd at "without creating a logical contradiction". That's another way of saying "I don't know". Also "If reason is valid then to speak of the two in the same sentence is to speak nonsense" makes no sense whatsoever.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 10:09 PM

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I lol'd at...
It is irrelevant how you feel in the process of displaying complete ignorance of how Christians view their God.

You are the one going to a Christian forum trying to convince them they should change their religion. We do not go to your forum. Thus you want something from us. Perhaps something is missing in your life? Or should I say Someone?


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 10:20 PM

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It is irrelevant how you feel in the process of displaying complete ignorance of how Christians view their God.

You are the one going to a Christian forum trying to convince them they should change their religion. We do not go to your forum. Thus you want something from us. Perhaps something is missing in your life? Or should I say Someone?
I have everyone I need in my life, thanks, my best friend is amazing and so is my girlfriend and they're all I need <3

I'm very happy thank you, I just find this entire forum hilarious. I thought this was a forum for discussion of religion? Not one of judgement and hatred. It says in the forum about joining that freedom of speech is welcome here, say what you mean, but yet everytime I see someone voicing an opinion, looking for help no less, they get banned or flamed. Something else that opening document frowns upon.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 11:27 PM

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Not one of judgement (sic) and hatred.
So you are complaining about people judging others in the exact same post where you are judging an entire community? That's self-referential.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 11:50 PM

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Tell me this - If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.

If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.

If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?

If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?
Yes, but God says that He is benevolent and omnipotent. So you can't both be right. Now, who's more likely to have made a mistake in their argument - God, who's omnipotent, or you, some unsaved fool? God's a lot smarter than you, so I'll take His word over yours.
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Also, explain platypi.
God made them. That was easy.
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Which one's going to save you from Hell?

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It says in the forum about joining that freedom of speech is welcome here, say what you mean, but yet everytime I see someone voicing an opinion, looking for help no less, they get banned or flamed. Something else that opening document frowns upon.
What do you mean? What opening document? Are you talking about this?
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This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship.
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Either way, your reading comprehension skills seem to be a bit lacking.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 03:27 PM

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It's funny because that's the only argument a theist ever uses.

Tell me this - If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.

If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.

If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?

If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?

Also, explain platypi.
Maybe as a child you kept an ant farm. Do you think that the ants understood that you had their best interests at heart?

We are like ants to GOD and can't possibly fully understand HIS WAYS. However, from reading the Bible(KJV), we can understand that GOD uses hardship to test us and separate the goats from the sheep. (Matthew, Chapter 25)

You don't want to be a goat do you?

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My daughter of 9 years old asked me about evolution. We took her and blindfolded her eyes and stoned her for a while . Now she is "touched" and cant speak to well. Us boys had a fun time I tell you what. And little Annie Mae is doing what Jesus wants her to do , shut up, don't think, and do all her chores that us boys require of her. Its real funny when she slobbers all over her mothers quilts.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 04:05 PM

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Wrong. Read the Bible before you ridicule it.
Not ridiculing brother.. I teach them to be good wife's for any man who would take them.


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Not ridiculing brother.. I teach them to be good wife's (I guess they don't teach that the plural for "wife" is "wives" in retard school) for any man who would take them.
I see. Why don't you take your atheistic teachings in an atheistic forum?

This is a Christian forum.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 04:38 PM

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I see. Why don't you take your atheistic teachings in an atheistic forum?

This is a Christian forum.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 04:53 PM

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Deuteronomy 18



9When thou art come into the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations. 10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
13Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.


If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Deuteronomy 17:5
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 05:34 PM

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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 07:51 PM

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Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
Wow.

My friend, this is the proof that Christians are mentally incapable of thinking by themselves, which is why they follow someone else's thoughts.

Please quote Darwin's exact phrase, since I have NEVER heard of it.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 08:05 PM

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Wow.

My friend, this is the proof that Christians are mentally incapable of thinking by themselves, which is why they follow someone else's thoughts.

Please quote Darwin's exact phrase, since I have NEVER heard of it.

Let me take a shot Lynne, you think the universe was a result of the big bang.
Oh wait it gets better, man evolved from monkeys, that evolved from dinosaurs, that evolved from lizards, that evolved from fish, that evolved from the mud on the bottom of the ocean.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 08:16 PM

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Let me take a shot Lynne, you think the universe was a result of the big bang.
Oh wait it gets better, man evolved from monkeys, that evolved from dinosaurs, that evolved from lizards, that evolved from fish, that evolved from the mud on the bottom of the ocean.
It's much more complicated than that, James. In short, for close-minded people who DON'T believe in Evolution, yes.

In long....well, I'd probably take up an entire page trying to describe the complexity of Evolution.

http://www.literature.org/authors/da...in-of-species/

Here's a link for Darwin's book. Skim throught it for a bit, and UNDERSTAND IT. Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean you should remain ignorant to it.

http://www.big-bang-theory.com/

That's a link for the Big Bang theory as well.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 08:20 PM

I have a surefire "trick" called Letting Scripture Interpret Scripture.

Suppose a God mocker hits me with a verse that -- taken out of context -- could be problematic. For instance an Atheist may claim the God is an evil God by quoting Proverbs 16:4, "The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Instead of going into detail and explaining patiently to him why he's utterly wrong, I simply say the magical words, Let Scripture Interpret Scripture, and then I quote, say, 1 Timothy 2:3-4 "[...] God our Saviour; who will have all men to be saved. [...]" .

Mind you -- and this is the important part -- I'm not letting on that the verses are in any way contradictory, or that my verse "abrogates" his verse. Wouldn't he just love to use that against me if I did.

That's the beauty of it. I'm just using my verse to interpret his verse away.

Works every time.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-14-2010, 08:39 PM

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It's much more complicated than that, James. In short, for close-minded people who DON'T believe in Evolution, yes.

In long....well, I'd probably take up an entire page trying to describe the complexity of Evolution.

http://www.literature.org/authors/da...in-of-species/

Here's a link for Darwin's book. Skim throught it for a bit, and UNDERSTAND IT. Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean you should remain ignorant to it.

http://www.big-bang-theory.com/

That's a link for the Big Bang theory as well.
The theories listed on you links, well they are just that theories.
Let me show you the proof, its called the Bible, KJV 1611 to be exact.
Now mind you what you are about to read is not FICTION, Its Is The Word of God!

Genesis 1 (King James Version)

Genesis 1

1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

13And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

19And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

23And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

25And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


Take note of what you have just read, did you see any thing that even closely resembled the Big Bang, or that we are some how related to the mud on the bottom of the ocean? I thought not!
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