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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 07:42 AM

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are you saying you are a literalist? you're a word for word kind of person?

by the way,all of those passages are from the Old Testament and they were written by Jews, if you have forgotten that. We all know of their dirty backstabbing lying ways.

if you believe that if someone who was brought to this earth through an unmarried couple is going to hell no matter what just because of their parents' actions, you have obviously missed out the part in the bible about Jesus' love for all of us.
Truly a poorly educated Christian you are. In no part of your incoherent, rambling response did you say anything that could be considered a rational thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Who do you think you are, questioning God's word?
Do you think that you can just pick and choose what ever pleases you in the Bible. Your liebral sinful lifestyle doesn't make okay to reject the LORD's word. True Christians™ believe every word in the Bible, how can you possible defend doing anything but that?
I'm confident that God has mercy on my soul, but to be honest, I'm pretty sure you're doomed.




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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 08:10 AM

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are you saying you are a literalist? you're a word for word kind of person?

by the way,all of those passages are from the Old Testament and they were written by Jews, if you have forgotten that. We all know of their dirty backstabbing lying ways.
Aren't you a racist pig?


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if you believe that if someone who was brought to this earth through an unmarried couple is going to hell no matter what just because of their parents' actions, you have obviously missed out the part in the bible about Jesus' love for all of us.
Apparently, you have as well. Jesus doesn't hate Jews, unlike yourself.

Galatians 3:28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

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Truly a poorly educated Christian you are.
God hates racist trash like you. I will have nothing more to do with you, scum.


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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 08:27 AM

i thought God hates the jews and they will burn in hell for participating in the wrong religion......my friend always told me this and so i thought it was true....
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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 08:59 AM

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i thought God hates the jews ....
You thought wrong, racist trash. God merely wants to perfect them!


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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 09:01 AM

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i thought God hates the jews and they will burn in hell for participating in the wrong religion......my friend always told me this and so i thought it was true....
Perhaps your friend should be God and not the liar wanting to lead you astray and possibly to hell. Your friend is baring false witness against these people, but for what gain?

Almos7, those with satan in their heart are always out to lie about God. Would God have entrusted Moses with the 10 Commandments we must abide to even begin to be RIGHT with him by if he Hated them?

Jesus obviously didn't think so as He would not have repeated the sentiment in the NT in Matthew, 1 Corinthians, 1 Timothy and Romans. If you would like me to cite the specific verses I am more than happy to.

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 09:19 AM

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You thought wrong, racist trash. God merely wants to perfect them!
i would like for you to stop calling me "racist trash". i was following on a few wrong beliefs but i have stopped. im not "trash" i'm created in the image of God and just because I thought about a certain people differently doesn't require for you to go and insult a man.

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 10:00 AM

Dad says there is a big difference between going shopping and reading the Bible. When we’re at the supermarket, Mom and me are usually going all yap-yap-yappedy about what we want and what we don’t want.
Do you read the Holy Book the same way, Mr. Almos7?
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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 10:04 AM

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The Salvation Beliver, I think to much ego and hypocracy has made you blind to the truth that God is forgiving, and the truth is if you truly belive what you say then I have a feeling you will die and burn in hell for all eternity with the rest of us for being human and commiting sins
How can quoting directly from God's Holy Bible ever be something negative? And God is not just forgiving everyone no matter what! There are very clear conditions to being forgiven which are all in the Holy Bible! If you do not follow His clear instructions you will not be forgiven and you will burn in Hell!

He sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to us 2,000 years ago to (temporarily) suffer and die on the Cross so that we might be saved through His Blood. Jesus Christ is the ONLY way to be saved! "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6)

Only if we repent of our sins, "Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish" (Luke 13:3) and call upon the name of the Lord, believing in Him and His Word, He will save us! He will wash your sins away with His Blood, the same way He has washed away my sins!

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 02:46 PM

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10 generations is 200-300 years. For most Americans this would mean that it would be traceable through church/state records. Even backwater pagan tribes have some sort of marriage ritual that say "this woman now belongs to this man", although those are harder to prove. I don't think there's a culture before this modern "free love" garbage that didn't have marriage rituals.
That is precisely my point, where does it say you have to go though a "church" ritual to be married?

So if a couple have not done the ritual thing, there will be no record of it, but under the rules of your book they are still married, meaning the any children produced from such a union are not bastards.

Do you accept a common-law marriage or marriage by habit and repute as being valid? If not why not when your book says:

Genesis 2
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.


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That is precisely my point, where does it say you have to go though a "church" ritual to be married?

So if a couple have not done the ritual thing, there will be no record of it, but under the rules of your book they are still married, meaning the any children produced from such a union are not bastards.

Do you accept a common-law marriage or marriage by habit and repute as being valid? If not why not when your book says:

Genesis 2
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
Why do I have to repeat myself?

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Malachi 2:14 (King James Version) Yet ye say, Wherefore? Because the LORD hath been witness between thee and the wife of thy youth, against whom thou hast dealt treacherously: yet is she thy companion, and the wife of thy covenant.
The Bible talks about a formel agreement. Of course you need to be married. Even your meatball-brain should be able to accept this kind of overwhelming evidence.




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Why do I have to repeat myself?
I have had to repeat myself as you have yet to make a valid point.
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The Bible talks about a formel agreement. Of course you need to be married. Even your meatball-brain should be able to accept this kind of overwhelming evidence.
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Are The Lord, the man(thee) and the wife.

Where does it say they have to involve the church, the state or anyone else for that mater? Where does mention getting a certificate or signing a register?

So if a couple give themselves to each other, and as you claim that the "god" of your bible is everywhere and sees everything, he will have witnessed the joining of the man to his wife, why do they need to do anything else?


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I never mentioned church and either does God when it comes to wedding - We are not hellbound catlicks who think that the only way to speak to the LORD is in church. One thing is for sure though - God must be our witness and with that in mind I can't think of a better place than a True Christian Church™ filled with True Christians™ to get married.
Even you - a drunk pirate - agrees that the LORD needs to be a witness as it is stated in Malachi 2:14, so I see no need to lecture you more on this subject. The truth is in the Bible.



What makes you say that God is forgiving?

Before making a bigger fool of yourself, take a look on the following verses. And I garantee you that there are plenty more verses that proves you wrong.

Leviticus 20:27
Leviticus 24:10
Jeremiah 48:10
Romans 1:24-32
Proverbs 20:20
2 Samuel 6:3-7
Jeremiah 51:20-26
Deuteronomy 13:7-12
Leviticus 20:10
2 Chronicles 15:12-13
Deuteronomy 17:12
“Let us therefore come boldly to the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy and find grace to help in time of need.” (Hebrews 4:16)

“Come to me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28)

“My little children, these things I write to you, that you may not sin. And if anyone sins, we have an Advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous.” (1 John 2:1)

“If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (1 John 1:9)

“Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord.” (Acts 3:19)

“I, even I, am He who blots out your transgressions for My own sake; and I will not remember your sins. Put Me in remembrance; let us contend together; state your case, that you may be acquitted.” (Isaiah 43:25-26)

“There is therefore now no condemnation to those who are in Christ Jesus …” (Romans 8:1)

5 And the Lord descended in the cloud and stood there with him as he called upon the name of the Lord. 6 Then the Lord passed by in front of him and proclaimed, “The Lord, the Lord God, compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in lovingkindness and truth; 7 who keeps lovingkindness for thousands, who forgives iniquity, transgression and sin; yet He will by no means leave the guilty unpunished, visiting the iniquity of fathers on the children and on the grandchildren to the third and fourth generations” (Exodus 34:5-7).

17 “And they refused to listen, And did not remember Thy wondrous deeds which Thou hadst performed among them; So they became stubborn and appointed a leader to return to their slavery in Egypt. But Thou art a God of forgiveness, Gracious and compassionate, Slow to anger, and abounding in lovingkindness; And Thou didst not forsake them” (Nehemiah 9:17).

5 For Thou, Lord, art good, and ready to forgive, And abundant in lovingkindness to all who call upon Thee (Psalm 86:5).

4 But there is forgiveness with Thee, That Thou mayest be feared (Psalm 130:4).

6 Then the Lord passed by in front of him and proclaimed, “The Lord, the Lord God, compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in lovingkindness and truth; 7 who keeps lovingkindness for thousands, who forgives iniquity, transgression and sin; yet He will by no means leave the guilty unpunished, visiting the iniquity of fathers on the children and on the grandchildren to the third and fourth generations” (Exodus 34:6-7).

1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Colossians 3:13 Bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive.

Ephesians 4:32 Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

My Favorite verses are: Colossians 3:13 Bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive.
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Ephesians 4:32 Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

They show you that we should forgive each other JUST as God himself forgives us.
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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-12-2010, 10:27 PM

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They show you that we should forgive each other JUST as God himself forgives us.
Then what does God need hell for?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...who keeps lovingkindness for thousands, who forgives iniquity, transgression and sin; yet He will by no means leave the guilty unpunished, visiting the iniquity of fathers on the children and on the grandchildren to the third and fourth generations”...
I find it curious that you cite Exodus 34:7 TWICE without reading it, as it clearly states that there are those that God WILL NOT forgive.

If you feel (as many false christians do) that, "Oh, that's just the Old Testament, Jesus changed the rules", you would do well to keep in mind:

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."
Matthew 5:18 "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled".


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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-13-2010, 12:18 AM

Yes, I know that is right..Hell is what God created for the people who don't believe in him and won't accept his forgiveness..
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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-13-2010, 12:23 AM

(sorry computer issues) And those are the unbelievers..who don't accept him and his forgiveness
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(sorry computer issues) And those are the unbelievers..who don't accept him and his forgiveness
...and their children and grandchildren unto the third or fourth generations, damned through no fault of their own, because that's what the Bible says. For bastards, it happens to be unto ten generations.


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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 09-14-2010, 12:53 AM

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...and their children and grandchildren unto the third or fourth generations, damned through no fault of their own, because that's what the Bible says. For bastards, it happens to be unto ten generations.

Man I'm really gonna burn in hell aren't I? I have 23 yes' on the list of being a godless goth. I was born and still am left handed. My best friend is a Ginger. My mom and dad were not married when they had me(and still are not) My mom was also wiccan/white witch, and athiest for the longest time. When she had me, I brought her to the Lord. And I'm sure theres a bunch others.. is there any hope for me?
And just curious..where did you get the 10 generation thing? What verse I'd like to look it up.
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Man I'm really gonna burn in hell aren't I? I have 23 yes' on the list of being a godless goth. I was born and still am left handed. My best friend is a Ginger. My mom and dad were not married when they had me(and still are not) My mom was also wiccan/white witch, and athiest for the longest time. When she had me, I brought her to the Lord. And I'm sure theres a bunch others.. is there any hope for me?
And just curious..where did you get the 10 generation thing? What verse I'd like to look it up.
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Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Enjoy hell.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 11-01-2010, 12:33 PM

Mary wasn't married to god when she bore jesus
Doesn't that make jesus a bastard?
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