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Cross Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-12-2017, 11:16 PM
Praise His Holy Name!


Thanks to this wonderful congregation, I was directed to a web site that is for ex-scientologists. When I read of the terrible treatment of their members, I asked the universe for answers. I said,
"Point me to the way of truth and salvation®! I beg you!"


Instantly, my eyes fell upon the Holy Bible that I haven't touched in weeks. I opened it, and the pages fell to a story of the prodigal son. I could see Jesus opening His Arms to me, a penitent sinner. I rededicated my heart, soul, and life to Him, and now I am a cleansed, sanctified, and forgiven man.


GLORY TO GOD!


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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 12:15 AM
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Praise His Holy Name!


Thanks to this wonderful congregation, I was directed to a web site that is for ex-scientologists. When I read of the terrible treatment of their members, I asked the universe for answers. I said,
"Point me to the way of truth and salvation®! I beg you!"


Instantly, my eyes fell upon the Holy Bible that I haven't touched in weeks. I opened it, and the pages fell to a story of the prodigal son. I could see Jesus opening His Arms to me, a penitent sinner. I rededicated my heart, soul, and life to Him, and now I am a cleansed, sanctified, and forgiven man.


GLORY TO GOD!


I love you all!
Mike H.

Forgive me, Jew, but somehow I doubt your sincerity. In the last couple of months you have been a Jew, a Saved Christian, a Hindu, a Scientologist and God knows what else. Now, you have allegedly returned to Jesus. All this finding of truth and in only a few weeks. We are on to your sly tricks. What is your game, Jew?

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I could see Jesus opening His Arms to me, a penitent sinner. I rededicated my heart, soul, and life to Him, and now I am a cleansed, sanctified, and forgiven man.
That man named Jesus in whose arms you spent the night, is he a Mexican and does he have a visa? Or is he one of these illegal aliens that need to be deported ASAP?

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Jesus Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 01:16 AM
I have rededicated my heart to Christ Jesus! If you will recall, one of the things that led me to doubt Christianity is your lack of belief in my conversion. For this reason, I have selected another denomination of Christianity: Pentecostalism!

Brother Willie Joe Macalester gave me a book to read about being baptized in the Holy Spirit, with evidence of speaking in tongues as in Acts chapter 2. I am almost halfway through this book and in it I find great truths. You are all invited to worship with me at the Sword of Faith Pentecostal Charismatic Assembly on Wednesday at 7, and Sundays at 10AM and 7 PM.

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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 04:03 AM
Mike,


To me you seem just like the Pharisees and Priests of the Temple. Now we all know how Jesus handled that, don't we?

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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 09:38 AM
Oh man, Pentecostal? Really? You got my hopes up, and then you spring this on me?


I am very sad now.

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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 09:59 AM
When do we get to see a video of you handling venomous snakes?
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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 01:09 PM
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When do we get to see a video of you handling venomous snakes?

Oh, Brock - not all Pentecostals "take up the serpent," and quite frankly, much of the misconceptions surrounding the Pentecostal faith are centered around things that have no basis in fact.


THIS link is more in tune with actual, reverent services within the denomination.


I am praying to receive the baptism in the Holy Spirit, as the woman in the video linked above, since I believe this will be a useful tool in getting closer to Jesus.


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Greetings my friend Mike. I had thought you were becoming Rastafari and that you were going to be another Jew with kinky hair who sports dreadlocks. What has happened to you my friend?

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Greetings my friend Mike. I had thought you were becoming Rastafari and that you were going to be another Jew with kinky hair who sports dreadlocks. What has happened to you my friend?
Trevor,
You provided me with no encouragement during my pursuit of becoming Rastafari. Instead, you took my money and bought dope and prostitutes. There will be no more funding sent your way. I already covered your Georgetown tuition for the next several years and deposited extra so you'd have living expenses. Enjoy. I have no hard feelings - just don't spend it all, because there will be no more on the way.
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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 04:38 PM
My good friend Michael. Even though you are a white man I was happy to see that you were attracted to Rastafari. But we are not an sect which witnesses to others like the Jehovah's Witnesses. It is up to the individual to find Jah. I am sorry to see you driven into the arms of the white man. I know that Jews are technically white and the enemy of the Black man but here in Babylon I feel it is best to try to get along with everyone for now.

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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-13-2017, 06:06 PM
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Trevor...you took my money and bought dope and prostitutes...
Oh, no.












He only rented the prostitutes.

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Default Re: Glory to God! I have returned to JESUS! - 03-14-2017, 12:36 AM
Even if it is not required, I think you should take up snake handling to impress your friends in your new cult. You would be quite safe; as a joo lawyer, the snakes would recognize one of their own and refrain from biting you.
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