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06-28-2007, 02:22 AM
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Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.
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They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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06-28-2007, 02:33 AM
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They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...
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The Iraqis die of natural causes too, if you think about it: searing hot lead slicing through vital organs. There is always a cause behind the cause though: why is he really dying? Because he rejected God and slaughtered thousands of innocent Americans for no reason. The same is true of the "hurricane" "victims": they died because they hated God, but the secondary cause, if you will, is because they couldn't breath water. Maybe they should have evolved gills as they were drowning
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06-28-2007, 04:52 AM
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But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.
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06-28-2007, 06:16 PM
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But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.
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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?
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06-28-2007, 06:31 PM
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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity!
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Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---
--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)
--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)
What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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06-28-2007, 07:07 PM
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Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---
--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)
--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)
What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---
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It truly is. Remember:
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21For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
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Well I'll be.... The Bible is spot-on again! Truly He does think of everything!
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06-29-2007, 01:54 AM
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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
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06-29-2007, 01:59 AM
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
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And what exactly is wrong with oil? What do you think is running your computer right now? What does your mommy fry your chicken wings in?
The real reason for this war has been stated repeatedly by our Godly president GWB. It is a war on the islamofascists who hate us because of our freedom.
Personally, I can't wait for GWB and Jesus to turn the middle east into a sheet of glass. Cannuckistan will be next.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-29-2007, 03:38 AM
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
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The WMD's *were* there. The liberal news shows you watch (anything but Fox News) won't tell you this. Mere days before we invaded, the Iranians moved all of the WMDs over to Syria, which is why we have 3 aircraft carriers sitting on the oceans nearby. By the end of the year, we will have invaded both, mark my words! Of course, Pastor Ezekiel would have more up-to-date information thanks to his uncle Rummy, but I feel that God has spoken to me about this Iran/Syria thing. Praise Jesus, I feel that I should invest even more heavily in Halliburton!
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06-29-2007, 03:41 AM
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they read the bible wrong!
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06-29-2007, 03:45 AM
every one who is baptist read the bible upside down
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06-29-2007, 04:01 AM
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The WMD's *were* there. The liberal news shows you watch (anything but Fox News) won't tell you this. Mere days before we invaded, the Iranians moved all of the WMDs over to Syria, which is why we have 3 aircraft carriers sitting on the oceans nearby. By the end of the year, we will have invaded both, mark my words! Of course, Pastor Ezekiel would have more up-to-date information thanks to his uncle Rummy, but I feel that God has spoken to me about this Iran/Syria thing. Praise Jesus, I feel that I should invest even more heavily in Halliburton!
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hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your ass? and, btw, computers don't run on oil. It is electric. and, the oil that cooks chicken, is vegetable. As in, not crude oil, not the oil that is in iraq. Vegetable oil: made out of vegetables! *gasp* oh, and my mom doesn't cook. Well, she can cook, she just can't because she has too many disabilities. And, if bush is so great, why is he granting all these ILLEGAL immigrants citizenship? That is bullcrap. They are taking U.S. jobs, making the already poor people in the U.S. even poorer.
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06-29-2007, 05:20 PM
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hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your excised?
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Hmm, there are a few news sources that seem to be missing. Such as Fox News. As for the accusation that I'm just making this up, I suggest you check such primary news sources as World Net Daily You should stop accusing others of lying and look to yourself, who lies about the very existence of God Himself!
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07-02-2007, 07:01 AM
A. i never said your god doesn't exist. my goddess just gave birth to your god.
B. It says that he suspects they are there, but there is no real evidence. All they have is his word, really.
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A. i never said your god doesn't exist. my goddess just gave birth to your god.
B. It says that he suspects they are there, but there is no real evidence. All they have is his word, really.
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A. Show me in the Holy Bible exactly where it says that God has a mommy. That is blasphemy.
B. I'll take the Word of God over your hateful mockery any day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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07-02-2007, 07:31 AM
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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?
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Then if someone came to kill you would you stand there and take it?
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And how can you prove that? Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.
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How lovely. Did you know that, in Angola, out of every 1,000 live births, 184.4 babies will go on to die before their first birthday? Whoever's in charge of appointing places and times must really have it in for Angolan babies. Or perhaps they just get ready very quickly. Or perhaps, just perhaps, your beliefs are a complete and utter mish-mash of superstitious piffle.
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
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Friend, we didn't start this war, Saddam did when he attacked us on 9/11.
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hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your ass? and, btw, computers don't run on oil. It is electric.
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Do you know how electricity is generated?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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07-26-2007, 08:49 PM
there are many sources of Electric, oil being only one. There is hydroelectric, Windmills, Solar Panels, and probably some more that i can think of. Oh, and btw, Bin Laden started the war.
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07-26-2007, 08:57 PM
kinda. They were part of Bin Ladens group after all, or from what i had heard. Didn't exactly care who started the war, really, but it might have been Sadam, if they did indeed find evidence. I could be wrong on that one, though. *shrugs* Does anyone know where to find an article that says which started it? Because from what i remember, Bin Laden Ordered the suicide bombings.
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07-27-2007, 11:58 AM
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there are many sources of Electric, oil being only one. There is hydroelectric, Windmills, Solar Panels, and probably some more that i can think of. Oh, and btw, Bin Laden started the war.
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kinda. They were part of Bin Ladens group after all, or from what i had heard. Didn't exactly care who started the war, really, but it might have been Sadam, if they did indeed find evidence. I could be wrong on that one, though. *shrugs* Does anyone know where to find an article that says which started it? Because from what i remember, Bin Laden Ordered the suicide bombings.
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Friend, has JESUS cursed you with a demon of Disassociative Identity Disorder?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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