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Default Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripples! - 03-21-2018, 07:05 AM

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God hates disabled people? LOL, here is what Galatians 3:28 says:There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Hello LW (does that mean Left Winger?)


Sad to say but maybe you got it wrong, not that papists ever get it right, there a few places where God tells us He has just a slight dislike for mungbeans:
Leviticus 21:15-21

15Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the LORD do sanctify him. 16And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, 17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripples! - 03-22-2018, 02:13 AM

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You know you can become one, don't you? Remember you get involved in a heavy accident and become paralized...
If God loves True Christians (which he does) and hates cripples (which he does), it stands to reason that no True Christian will ever become a cripple.

If you find yourself in a wheelchair, you need to take a good, hard look at the Bible and find out where you went wrong.

Fun fact: In England, a wheelchair used to be known as an invalid carriage. What a perfect name!


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Default Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripples! - 03-22-2018, 09:21 AM

Often people will say “Oi them woz Old Testament times” so what happened AFTER Jesus was raised and AFTER He ascended into Heaven? What happened in the modern era? Could cripples enter into the congregation of The LORD? No. Not until their infirmity was healed.
Acts 3:2 A certain man lame from his mother's womb was carried, whom they laid daily at the gate of the temple which is called Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the temple
This freak was barred from the congregation of The LORD. Peter and John were not. What happens within the congregation of The LORD? Too easy:
Acts 4:11-12 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
It's in or out. Saved or blasted. Healed or ruined. This man believed and was healed; this is how it happened:
Acts 3:6-10 Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk. And he took him by the right hand, and lifted him up: and immediately his feet and ankle bones received strength. And he leaping up stood, and walked, and entered with them into the temple, walking, and leaping, and praising God. And all the people saw him walking and praising God: and they knew that it was he which sat for alms at the Beautiful gate of the temple: and they were filled with wonder and amazement at that which had happened unto him.
Now he could enter in to the fullest relationship with God, no longer excluded but through faith redeemed and welcome into His congregation. Why is this? Because the redeemed congregation is itself a sacrifice. Not according to me but according to God:
Romans 12:1-2 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
What is the good and acceptable and perfect will of God? No guesswork required. God spells it out in this very direct response:
Malachi 1:13-14 Ye said also, Behold, what a weariness is it! and ye have snuffed at it, saith the LORD of hosts; and ye brought that which was torn, and the lame, and the sick; thus ye brought an offering: should I accept this of your hand? saith the LORD. But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the Lord a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the LORD of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.
God sees the crippled wretch as a corrupt thing. Once healed he was free to enter but until then for him, as for this physicist, entry was prohibited.
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Default Re: Steven Hawking, a drooling idiot, proves that God hates cripples! - 03-25-2018, 04:40 PM

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You know you can become one, don't you? Remember you get involved in a heavy accident and become paralized...
I don't think that any strong willed good Christian would be condemned to eternal paralysis by the good Lord our God. Why, the Lord wants to keep us moving and healthy that he may enact his work through us as soldiers of Christ! Only if a Christian fell into the degenerate corners of Sodomy or Satanism would God deliver justice and smite his nervous systems, which is why you don't see any slobbering cripples at Landover.


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I don't think that any strong willed good Christian would be condemned to eternal paralysis by the good Lord our God. Why, the Lord wants to keep us moving and healthy that he may enact his work through us as soldiers of Christ! Only if a Christian fell into the degenerate corners of Sodomy or Satanism would God deliver justice and smite his nervous systems, which is why you don't see any slobbering cripples at Landover.
What an outrageous, disrespectful thread? I know it's your body of followers but you don't even spare someone like Stephen Hawking. He's the greatest physicist that went on to live in the 21st century. The greatest mind in Physics since Albert Einstein. PERIOD.


All our understanding of Black Holes, and space-time Singularity has been derived from Hawking's contributions.


This thread really makes me very angry. You people have no respect for such an eminent person like Hawkings. None of you are fit enough to clean his shoes.
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What an outrageous, disrespectful thread? I know it's your body of followers but you don't even spare someone like Stephen Hawking. He's the greatest physicist that went on to live in the 21st century. The greatest mind in Physics since Albert Einstein. PERIOD.

All our understanding of Black Holes, and space-time Singularity has been derived from Hawking's contributions.

This thread really makes me very angry. You people have no respect for such an eminent person like Hawkings. None of you are fit enough to clean his shoes.
Dear Clyde,

In which way was Hawking a greater mind than Dirac, or Planck, or Chandrasekhar, or Sally Ride, or Nobel laureates? How do you compare their work and deem one better then the others?

Hawking did not produce all our understanding of black holes. They were theorized and discovered independent of him.
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Albert Einstein first predicted black holes in 1916 with his general theory of relativity. The term "black hole" was coined in 1967 by American astronomer John Wheeler, and the first one was discovered in 1971.
Hawking theorized about the Hawking radiation, how black holes may eventually evaporate (but Jesus will return before that, Revelation 22:20) due to quantum phenomena.

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Dear Clyde,

In which way was Hawking a greater mind than Dirac, or Planck, or Chandrasekhar, or Sally Ride, or Nobel laureates? How do you compare their work and deem one better then the others?

Hawking did not produce all our understanding of black holes. They were theorized and discovered independent of him.Hawking theorized about the Hawking radiation, how black holes may eventually evaporate (but Jesus will return before that, revelation 22:21) due to quantum phenomena.

We have respect and Love for everyone. We wish that they would find God and live eternally. God has, however, defined the Universe in the way that the deeds of unbelievers are always by default evil.

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Dear Sir.


Agreed on all points that you brought up here.


Yes, it's just my opinion that Hawking is perhaps as great as Einstein. No one in their right mind can dare to undermine the work of Planch, Dirac or Chandrashekhar.




I don't understand why should an intelligent man like you even consider hanging out with these religious nutcases. If at all, you should be teaching them about evolution theory and the facts of Science.


Feel free to become a parody of yourself. I see it that you have thousands of posts on this forum. What a waste of time!


I rest my case.
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What an outrageous, disrespectful thread? I know it's your body of followers but you don't even spare someone like Stephen Hawking. He's the greatest physicist that went on to live in the 21st century. The greatest mind in Physics since Albert Einstein. PERIOD.


All our understanding of Black Holes, and space-time Singularity has been derived from Hawking's contributions.


This thread really makes me very angry. You people have no respect for such an eminent person like Hawkings. None of you are fit enough to clean his shoes.
This is wrong on map may levels. A) Hawkings did NOT invent black holes (Jesus did). 2) Space-time singlularity is an oxymormon: it’s only one thing. B: Hawkings radiation somehow adds up to +1 or -1 (which makes no sense).

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None of you are fit enough to clean his shoes.
What would he need shoes for? Dancing?



Besides, where he is now, he doesn't need shoes!



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