[Mister Jones]

Hello everyone, you all can call me Jones. I'm a young cattle rancher living in one of the most decadent, liberal states in the union. It makes me sick, but the power of Christ allows me the strength to bear it. I would meet up with some like-minded folks to keep my chin up but I prefer solitude, so with some thought I decided to find some good friends on the net. I am a devoted baptist and life-long Republican, so finding this forum was such a blessing!

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Mister Jones

Hello everyone, you all can call me Jones. I'm a young cattle rancher living in one of the most decadent, liberal states in the union. It makes me sick, but the power of Christ allows me the strength to bear it. I would meet up with some like-minded folks to keep my chin up but I prefer solitude, so with some thought I decided to find some good friends on the net. I am a devoted baptist and life-long Republican, so finding this forum was such a blessing!

Hello to you too, Mr. Jones

What a nasty situation to be surrounded by vile sinners and people advocating the powers of darkness... Luckily Jesus has shown you the path to Salvation here in our Friendly Forum!

You mentioned no favorite verse, so I'm offering you one to contemplate. You said that you were impressed by the powers of Sweet Darling Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior! Well, here's one 'bout that.
Revelation 20:6
Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.


That is going to happen, you know, and it will be a GLORIOUS day!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Hello Mr. Jones, and welcome to our forums! I'm sorry to hear you live in such a den of iniquity. Fortunately, we can count on our God to settle the score come the Rapture!

\o/

[Mister Jones]

Thank you both for the warm welcome. I see I forgot to properly detail my post. My favorite verse is Genesis 2:1 - "And the earth was void and empty, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of God moved over the waters." It sparks in me immeasurable joy.

As for how I came to find Jesus, it connects with the profundity of that verse. When I was very young, I was grabbed from the abode of faith and dragged into the pits of atheism. But one day I was thinking about God with an open heart and suddenly realized the banality and contradictions of scientism & materialism. When I realized the supremacy of spirit over matter and kept walking down the path I had uncovered, it was not long before I was led back into the arms of our Savior.

Blessings,
Mr. Jones

[Mister Jones]

Originally Posted by Mister Jones

Genesis 2:1 - "And the earth was void and empty, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of God moved over the waters."

Typo. I was thinking of Genesis 1:2. The devil works in subtle ways.

Blessings

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Mister Jones

As for how I came to find Jesus, it connects with the profundity of that verse. When I was very young, I was grabbed from the abode of faith and dragged into the pits of atheism. But one day I was thinking about God with an open heart and suddenly realized the banality and contradictions of scientism & materialism. When I realized the supremacy of spirit over matter and kept walking down the path I had uncovered, it was not long before I was led back into the arms of our Savior.

Blessings,
Mr. Jones

AMEN! Mr. Jones, you would not believe how many people come to our friendly forums demanding all kinds of foolishness when all they really have to do is come to God with an open heart! Being open to the possibility that the God of the Universe has hand-picked you out of a billion living species, many of the cognizant at least of their own surroundings and well-being, to share the Good News that the debt of sin you were born into has been paid in Blood! There are no give-backs with that kind of payment! The only thing is, you need to believe it, you need to accept it as True, regardless of how it may sound to our human, fallible minds. It's not so hard to do, is it Mr. Jones? We all put our trust in something, why not the LORD?

[Mister Jones]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

AMEN! Mr. Jones, you would not believe how many people come to our friendly forums demanding all kinds of foolishness when all they really have to do is come to God with an open heart! Being open to the possibility that the God of the Universe has hand-picked you out of a billion living species, many of the cognizant at least of their own surroundings and well-being, to share the Good News that the debt of sin you were born into has been paid in Blood! There are no give-backs with that kind of payment! The only thing is, you need to believe it, you need to accept it as True, regardless of how it may sound to our human, fallible minds. It's not so hard to do, is it Mr. Jones? We all put our trust in something, why not the LORD?

It's the right way for many people, although it was difficult for me. Those for whom something greater is required are usually a select group of men. Of course, we are all sheep, and Christ is our shepherd. But for some sheep, however, it is necessary that they roam in the wild to find their way back to salvation.

God bless

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Mister Jones

Hello everyone, you all can call me Jones. I'm a young cattle rancher living in one of the most decadent, liberal states in the union. It makes me sick, but the power of Christ allows me the strength to bear it. I would meet up with some like-minded folks to keep my chin up but I prefer solitude, so with some thought I decided to find some good friends on the net. I am a devoted baptist and life-long Republican, so finding this forum was such a blessing!

Dear Ghost-Chompsky;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. Where is your hometown? What Church do you attend? What kind of Baptist fails to capitalize important words like the denomination of his faith, or take the time to brag on his Pastor?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel Flint

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome then, Brother.

Tell us of your time with Jesus. What is your congregation? Are Christians under attack in your state? I suspect you must live in Colorado. They are all on dope there and well on the way to Hell.

God Bless!

[Mister Jones]

Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. It was an honest typo - as for my hometown, I have not left it and fear the enemies of God too much to say (the same reason I am wary of naming my particular church or congregation). Only two months ago some fedora-wearing satanists cast a spell on me for cursing their atheist t-shirts and I've had recurring dreams of Adolf Hitler killing the African child I've adopted, along with the nice hook-nosed man who funds my Republican Pastor.

Speaking of, I was very ungracious in not honoring my Pastor - he more than anyone else truly showed me the light, and so courageously never shies away from the subject of politics and fearless truth-telling, especially as it pertains to the only blessed state in the Middle East.

Alvin, they are under attack here like everywhere else in this country, but it is exceptionally bad from what I've heard. Just yesterday I saw a couple of young skinheads talking about Dawkins's "Selfish Gene."

God Bless

[Witch Hammer]

Tell us more about this niglet you've 'adopted'...did you purchase it at a fair price?

[Faith_Machine]

Welcome, Mr. Jones. You're not, by any chance, a San Joaquin Valley rancher, are you? Those boys get nothing but grief from California's government.

Anyway, I'm getting off on a tangent. Tell us more about your walk with Christ!

[Mister Jones]

It sure has cost me a lot, Witch Hammer. Just yesterday I found my entire apartment trashed!

I don't know too much of those folks' piety and status with the good Lord, Faith Machine, but I can tell you all about my walk with Christ. When He revealed to me that the entire modern liberal humanist moral mythology I took for granted was but a bastardized and baseless byproduct of the one true Christian religion, I felt a deep tugging in my heart and finally fell on my knees for him.