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Default Re: Greetings - 10-07-2015, 03:26 AM

COMO MAS POR TU HIJA? COMO MAS DINERO?

Yes, those old lessons my dad taught me for talking to the dairy hands is starting to come back.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: Greetings - 10-08-2015, 01:15 AM

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I literally couldn't understand a word of what you typed. The only thing I could read was the threat of rape as quoted above.
I don't understand how it is you have access to a computer to make such threats? Have you taken a good Christian family hostage in their home?
My apologies, Brother Back. I see, from your photo, that you likely have only a small grasp of English and Spanish; meanwhile, I don't speak the gangsters' dialect. Fortunately, we have a common bond - KJV! ("Pointing men to heaven, since 1611."©)


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Default Re: Greetings - 10-08-2015, 05:02 AM

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My apologies, Brother Back. I see, from your photo, that you likely have only a small grasp of English and Spanish
My dear beaner carechimba fufurufa (Thats potential repenter of sin in Spanish yeah?) I was grew up amongst and was taught True English, American English, before we migrated to OzTrailer to buy farm Abo's. I believe it would be your lack of education, possibly, that may be hindering you from comprehending the good Lords language?
You are correct however assuming I can converse as a Gangster as in my past life I was in fact imprisoned for crimes that I will go into at a later date.

As for sharing a passion for King James Bible, this I could not say as I do not know you less from the strange picture I received after I requested a face for the name from the JesOS via Administration. You do realize the capabilities of JesOS do you not?
Please feel free to be offended if you must but you would be one of the ugliest fletera's I've ever seen. God is most tolerant (or has a great sense of humor)



I do pray for you though and hope we can share verses during your visit, before Mexico is bricked off, or removed from civilization. (God Speed Donald).

Your camsnap did remind me of a verse or two. Sharing is caring

Job 6:4 For the arrows of the Almighty are within me, the poison whereof drinketh up my spirit: the terrors of God do set themselves in array against me.

Job 6:5 Doth the wild ass bray when he hath grass? or loweth the ox over his fodder?

Job 6:6 Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg?

Job 6:7 The things that my soul refused to touch are as my sorrowful meat.

regardless, any friend of God is a friend of mine. Be well ugly woman.


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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Default Re: Greetings - 10-14-2015, 11:23 PM

Dear esteemed leadership of God's Favorite Forum:

I wish to begin a new thread, asking questions of you about the whole masons thing, but when I click on the "New Thread" button, I receive this message:

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Rodrigo, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have shown sufficient love for your Savior to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, lax in your tithing to Landover Baptist, access administrative features, spitting on Jesus as He hangs on the cross, or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, Christ Himself may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
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I've done no tithing, but I've also done no spitting, so we can call it even. What more must I do to become new thread-worthy?

Gracias.
Rodrigo


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